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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. coatesy
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    ah so were not going "Vtec kicked Yoooo!" this is why some one crashed in to you ! was it a good crash? get lots of money out of it?
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    If i was teching it they`d probably be dead and i`d be in a cell.
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    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Oooh, not so cool.

    Can you divulge the info, perhaps calling you Mr X and them Mr Y to keep anonimity?
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    Driving up a slip road at about 40 (national speed limit so i could be doing 70) No paths or crossing at the point where i was, 16yr old boy runs into the road from nowhere and goes over the top of my car, lands on the floor and is basically proper fcked up. Air ambulance takes him away in the end. Witness has backed me up to say i was driving sensible and he just ran into a dual carriageway slip road for no reason with no warning. Last i heard he was in and out of an induced coma, fractured shoulder, spine, ribs, skull. Im innocent as far as the police are concerned and have ruled it as him making a bad choice of where and when to cross.

    Pretty gutting end to 12 days of ownership of an awesome car really.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    WOW.
    That wrote the car off?
    Pics of the car? (Too soon?)
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Mate, you know what damage can be done by just hitting a badger or a dear, imagine a human :faint:
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    dam sorry about that dude i wouldn't of tried to make a joke out of it, if it was that i thought by you saying someone crashed in to you, you meant someone in a car...

    and it wrote the car off? sorry i am going to have to say this but was he on the large side (not trying to be nasty) but 40mph righting the car off?

    iv seen some body ran over at 70 mpg running over a duel carriage way and the car wasn't a right off but the car was a volvo t5
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Every time I got hit by a car I just bounced off the bonnet. lol
    But I've not been hit at 40mph, so I guess it makes sense.
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    Roof was what caused the write off and the posibility that the A pillars could have been pulled in slightly.

    [​IMG]
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    CHEZ moderately amusing

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    and why have you been hit many times by a car scott? and why? do you make a habit of it or something? is it a deep south thing?
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    If the roof gets bent/crushed it pretty much writes off the car. Especially on a cheapo Honda ;)
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Scott being hit by a car explains a few things lol.
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    CHEZ moderately amusing

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    :wacko: you beat me to it you swine! lol
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    c u next tuesday lol
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Once on my bike.
    Once by a customer when I was coming out works unit.
    and once by a works college in a van.

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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    [Oct 24, 2012]
    Can you rescue the virgin?
    CLOP
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    CHEZ moderately amusing

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    anways enough of that shizzle drizzle!
    check me out......................
    ][​IMG].

    thats a lot of spam! :moa:
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Bout 500 of them is pub based and the other 1300 is in the word association thread.
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    LOL its annoying but funny as fck
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    until recently scotty, i got kicked off it for "childishness"
    apparently!
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    pfft so what !
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    haters....
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    wooo yeah!

    [​IMG]

    now that is some serious troll spam :p
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    pfft! wow!
    want a medal?
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    haha you sound like me but only with the three word story post!
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    ha ha! just realised dufflecoat, i stole your thunder! ah ha ha ha! :moa:
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    how do you possibly do that? suck farts out my ass ? that's the only thunder i make :p
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    Cant get over the hill!!
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    that still doesn't add up to 2000 surly he hasn't made that many genuine posts
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    [Oct 24, 2012]
    Westy, Take note.
    This is how you inform people of a post count milestone.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    [Oct 24, 2012]
    The other numbers are posts that has been deleted.
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Lmao good lads for keeping the pub tradition going, i had a build upto mine and annoyed everyone even down to spamming the welcome section with hellos in diffrent languages lol

    Iv been ran over at about 30-40mph i dont know the exact speed because 1 they where aiming for me and 2 i didnt ask after the fight :)
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Yeah well I got ran over at 120 by a lorry then had a fight with all the mister universe's from the last 25 year's and still didn't even ask them why they ran me over... You mad bro!


    :p
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Lol nah i knew why he/they ran me over, i just didnt ask the speed!

    I will tell you if you care to hear it, but lets just say they where the biggest bunch of fannies, since 7 blokes couldnt do me over after i got ran over!
    (I didnt win by any means but i didnt die either lol or lose consciousness after i smashed my eyebrow open when i hit the deck)

    Years of blows to the head helped me out there like lol true story!

    And goatsey im sure the truck would of come out worse off.
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    Ouch Jason, and someone is still alive after making contact with this! :sadlike:
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    jojo S3 Drift King! Staff Member Moderator

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    Nice work Chez and Coatesy with the post counts!


    From the spam master. :laugh:
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Because your the double post master jojo!

    I cant belive goatsey has been on here since 2010, and only on 1000posts lmao
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    I'd beat your face in... Just saying ;)

    I'm only joking don't come and try and run me over in your TT then try and make me gay..

    Haha yes years of blows to the head does help.

    one of my mates has helped me with that accomplishment. I think iv taken full on swings from him with a golf club and this club I got from Ireland its kind of like a hockey stick but the game is much more lethal than hockey, can't remember what its called lol

    plus the many other times we have tried to be clever with planks of wood and steel bars when younger lol we weren't very supervised when little in the garden lol

    I'm guessing your story goes like this ... Are you ready for this it will be said in an accent of your area...

    Ear right what it was right was that he said that she said that I said that, we had sex over his nans bed whiles he was downstairs at this like party the other week and like then he was like or ear iv herd you let our lass downpipe you, when you know fine well she's with me and like me and my ten uncles and mates and there brothers dogs are going to come, knack you with our f reg cavalier because thingys just passed his test init....

    I bet that's pretty much exactly what happened ;)
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    My problem there was I wasn't to sure how people would find my sence of humour and it turns out not every likes it or understands what I'm on about lol
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Haha nearly right oatssosimply!

    Im not saying im hard, but i am a nut job when angry and can take a good kickin if need be :) id let you pummle my ass any day ;)

    Nah i didnt know them, it was road rage gone wrong, wrong because i didnt know the guy had his mates following in a car about 5 min behind him lol

    So a fight with 2 blokes turned into a fight with 7!

    And its called a hurling stick mate :) irish family and all that!

    And your sense of humor is class coatsey, they say out banter is gay but id dis agree from what these bum boys have been talking about in times gone by lmao

    #fishing
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