Feb 17, 2011
It's a shotgun, although I do have most of the above lol
This was cleaned this morning in the vaginal wash basin of moisture!
murderer of defenceless animals! you big brute! unless ofcourse you fire blanks? or shoot clay pigeons that is......
I shoot clay pigeons but given the chance I'd pretty much shoot anything... Man's be cold in side ya see !
Yeah come over if you fancy a drive and a nose round my gaff the gf will be back around 8 but she's ok, she won't kick off lol.
Lol clear the garage and polish the tools ready then what sealant did you use for the tip? Need to get some ready.
has it all gone a bit gay again or something in the pub?
Westy polishing his tool and sealing the tip? Lol
Todays weather Scott was a turn up for the books......fantastic. Sunshine all day. Washed the car and then drove up to Aviemore to drop the kids off then back down. The car is now boggin again so another wash and detail is on the cards tomorrow........if its not raining that is.
Oh you want to fit the tip on Thursday too? What time can you get round? Just some silicone sealant is all you need.
Apparently we're expecting an Indian Summer this week? Is that like an indian wedding where there are elephants and stuff?
Ideally yeah. I finish at 5.30 so could always leave straight from work to get to yours.
Yeah man, lets do it.
Apparently so.... I hope there's elephants and stuff but more to the point is there going to be food there !
With any luck.... My missus did an Indian wedding a few months back (She's a wedding coordinator) and she said it was wicked. I want an indian wedding.
I'll give her a tenner to organise ours.
I'll do it ! Aw your wedding would be the best ! There would be leather every where, with rubber fist hanging from the ceiling, and the cake would be the best, genuinely I bake awesome cake!
We are not having cakes that gets you baked.
Wouldnt be a cake...They`d be cutting into a pasty.
Parts are starting to roll in for the S3 Rear arms just turned up. Only ordered them friday afternoon.
Ah you've got me all wrong I said before I'm not that kind of guy any more.
But I make the awesome cake, don't believe me ill be sure to make some cake for when ever we meet
On her behalf. Done.
I'm just going to leave this here for a while.
LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE / LINGERIE BOWL FRANCHISE - TRUE FANTASY FOOTBALL
Evening all, good to see coatsey back on the gay scene couldnt keep him away for to long.
Iv had my redundancie letter today il be ok due to the job swap, just a formality really.
And if i get short on doh im sure coatsey will pay for my services
Oh and iv got an oily turbo, induction side looks like its go oil dripping onto the top of it, or its seeping out the unit?
(Iv got pics if anyone cares enough? And itd stop me starting another thread.
Over all a **** day, sent your doo dah off today aswell scotty, sorry iv took so long, little prezie in there for you aswell, no not a turd or a used condom, i save them for coats
I think you fancy me.. let's be honest I'm beautiful.
I seen the picture of your tt on Facebook lmao
love your private plate bahahaha its obviously your girlfriends car and you got pussy whipped in to having it, seeing as the private plate says her name you girl pants
Haha I was going to say something on facey b, but I thought your better half wouldnt understand lol
As for oil coming from your turbo bosh a picture on, could be coming from the rocker and dripping down on to your turbo.
Iv got some oil on my turbo but for life of me I can't find where its from
a sport that's not gay!
What's happening fools?! I've had another mega busy day at work. Sat down to watch all the soaps and cack on TV now
****** all! Need a warm big garage with floodlights to work in. Hate working in the cold and dark. Cba to spend the money on garage paint and lighting in a rented house though. Can't win lol.
Oh mate you've just reminded me. I've got a plasterer round on Wednesday and Thursday finishing the 3 spare bedrooms so all our furniture will be in the garage. We might have to fit your TIP in the dark under floodlights
Classic car rescue about to start on channel 5 lads. Check it out.
S'alright missus reminded me we've got a vets appointment Thursday and is doing the usual woman trick. You can go...but I won't be happy. Ffs lol. We'll have to do another day. Weekend? Ordered your oil cooler yet? Could do both jobs.
I'm on house jobs on Saturday but will be around all day. I've not ordered the rest of my cooler bits yet but will need to in the next 2 weeks.
We'll sort out another day mate.
What do you mean scroatsey? Think? I thought i made it clear when i sent you my soild y fronts and love poems!
Lmao yeh it is her car, she drives it to work in the week and i drive my company car with free fuel i paid half for it and will be the one paying for all the mods, she just pays the insurance.
As for the plate she was going to sell it, but since the tt goes upto a 55 plate its anyones guess to its year now
Oh and i may aswell anounce it on here!
Found out this afternoon that the mrs is up the duff!
Ill kill that milk man.
I know you love me!
The babys is not mine, she said she was 16 ..... Oh wait that's a different story ... Haha
Well done, I think lol at least you know your penis works. Let's just hope you have a boy so you can just punch it in the face and leave it in cupboards when you want to go out
The above is the reason I don't have kids or I'm not allowed kids one of the two, either way I'm only 22 still plenty of time for that!
kids stink also I was working in a school all afternoon and man primary school kids just stink of shet.. not nice at all with there horrible snotty faces just all up in my grill going on at me like iv forgotten my password.. how does this work.. and who are you what are you doing ? Why ? Why ? Why ? Kids are d!cks.
Wow sorry got caught up in the moment of hating cretin children haha
Best of luck to you mate x
I dont love you coatsey, thats long gone im afraid, your just too northern for my taste and all this talk of inside out kieves just make me think your jonny vegas!
Yeh its a surprise and i may get my way with the s3 after all
Ill post some pics up of my oily turbo aswell, thanks for taking a look.
Did you have to give the policeman a happy ending to let you off speeding?
Haha johnny Vegas I'm far to hairy to be him.
I think the police man heard my car start spewing out methanol pops and bangs and got a little erect then proceeded to put his window down and take his ear piece out to here me put my foot down (with in speed limit of course as puting my foot down while there's a police car next to me would be silly) besides him coming off the round about lol
Then he just drove off as I pulled in to my village so yeah awesomeo if it was a traffic police man I think it would of been a different story
just watched redbull X-fighters, now i've just put Battleship on blu-ray on.
Heres my oily turbo
Niki r tech always says that he gets good results from chinese turbos? And a mate of mine has one on his saab for a good while now.
Cr turbos are taking abit of a rep bashing at the moment.
Battle**** made my eyes bleed!
Hmm yes however, I'm doubtful of anything cheap and nasty that runs boost/pressure as it could go boom and send turbine housing everywhere lol, I'd just get Dan to make my turbos from now on he's some sort of wizard.
Have you checked your tip for splits it looks like old oil that's go.loads of dirt in it. Is it leaving oil stains on the floor and are you loosing oil from when you check with the dip stick
Oh btw that photo is the worst lol you tourist haha
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