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ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    It's a shotgun, although I do have most of the above lol
     
  2. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    This was cleaned this morning in the vaginal wash basin of moisture!
     
  3. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    murderer of defenceless animals! you big brute! unless ofcourse you fire blanks? :ninja: or shoot clay pigeons that is......
     
  4. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    I shoot clay pigeons but given the chance I'd pretty much shoot anything... Man's be cold in side ya see !
     
  5. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Yeah come over if you fancy a drive and a nose round my gaff ;) the gf will be back around 8 but she's ok, she won't kick off lol.
     
  6. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    Lol clear the garage and polish the tools ready then ;) what sealant did you use for the tip? Need to get some ready.
     
  7. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    :scared2: has it all gone a bit gay again or something in the pub?
     
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  8. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    Westy polishing his tool and sealing the tip? Lol
     
  9. Brodster

    Brodster Well-Known Member Team Ibis VCDS Map User Audi Avant Owner Group Audi S4

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    Todays weather Scott was a turn up for the books......fantastic. Sunshine all day. Washed the car and then drove up to Aviemore to drop the kids off then back down. The car is now boggin again so another wash and detail is on the cards tomorrow........if its not raining that is.
     
  10. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Oh you want to fit the tip on Thursday too? What time can you get round? Just some silicone sealant is all you need.
     
  11. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Apparently we're expecting an Indian Summer this week? Is that like an indian wedding where there are elephants and stuff?
     
  12. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    Ideally yeah. I finish at 5.30 so could always leave straight from work to get to yours.
     
  13. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Yeah man, lets do it.
     
  14. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Apparently so.... I hope there's elephants and stuff but more to the point is there going to be food there !
     
  15. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    With any luck.... My missus did an Indian wedding a few months back (She's a wedding coordinator) and she said it was wicked. I want an indian wedding.
     
  16. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    I'll give her a tenner to organise ours. :)
     
  17. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    I'll do it ! Aw your wedding would be the best ! There would be leather every where, with rubber fist hanging from the ceiling, and the cake would be the best, genuinely I bake awesome cake!
     
  18. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    We are not having cakes that gets you baked.
     
  19. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    Wouldnt be a cake...They`d be cutting into a pasty.

    Parts are starting to roll in for the S3 :) Rear arms just turned up. Only ordered them friday afternoon.
     
  20. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Ah you've got me all wrong I said before I'm not that kind of guy any more.

    But I make the awesome cake, don't believe me ill be sure to make some cake for when ever we meet
     
  21. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    On her behalf. Done. :D
     
  22. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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  23. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Evening all, good to see coatsey back on the gay scene :) couldnt keep him away for to long.

    Iv had my redundancie letter today :( il be ok due to the job swap, just a formality really.

    And if i get short on doh im sure coatsey will pay for my services ;)

    Oh and iv got an oily turbo, induction side looks like its go oil dripping onto the top of it, or its seeping out the unit?
    (Iv got pics if anyone cares enough? And itd stop me starting another thread.

    Over all a **** day, sent your doo dah off today aswell scotty, sorry iv took so long, little prezie in there for you aswell, no not a turd or a used condom, i save them for coats :D
     
  24. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    I think you fancy me.. let's be honest I'm beautiful.

    I seen the picture of your tt on Facebook lmao

    love your private plate bahahaha its obviously your girlfriends car and you got pussy whipped in to having it, seeing as the private plate says her name :p you girl pants

    Haha I was going to say something on facey b, but I thought your better half wouldnt understand lol

    As for oil coming from your turbo bosh a picture on, could be coming from the rocker and dripping down on to your turbo.

    Iv got some oil on my turbo but for life of me I can't find where its from
     
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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  26. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    What's happening fools?! I've had another mega busy day at work. Sat down to watch all the soaps and cack on TV now ;)
     
  27. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    Bugger all! Need a warm big garage with floodlights to work in. Hate working in the cold and dark. Cba to spend the money on garage paint and lighting in a rented house though. Can't win lol.
     
  28. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Oh mate you've just reminded me. I've got a plasterer round on Wednesday and Thursday finishing the 3 spare bedrooms so all our furniture will be in the garage. We might have to fit your TIP in the dark under floodlights :(
     
  29. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Classic car rescue about to start on channel 5 lads. Check it out.
     
  30. Jason.s

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    S'alright missus reminded me we've got a vets appointment Thursday and is doing the usual woman trick. You can go...but I won't be happy. Ffs lol. We'll have to do another day. Weekend? Ordered your oil cooler yet? Could do both jobs.
     
  31. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I'm on house jobs on Saturday but will be around all day. I've not ordered the rest of my cooler bits yet but will need to in the next 2 weeks.

    We'll sort out another day mate.
     
  32. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    What do you mean scroatsey? Think? I thought i made it clear when i sent you my soild y fronts and love poems!

    Lmao yeh it is her car, she drives it to work in the week and i drive my company car with free fuel :) i paid half for it and will be the one paying for all the mods, she just pays the insurance.

    As for the plate she was going to sell it, but since the tt goes upto a 55 plate its anyones guess to its year now ;)

    Oh and i may aswell anounce it on here!
    Found out this afternoon that the mrs is up the duff!

    Ill kill that milk man.
     
  33. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    I know you love me!

    The babys is not mine, she said she was 16 ..... Oh wait that's a different story ... Haha

    Well done, I think lol at least you know your penis works. Let's just hope you have a boy so you can just punch it in the face and leave it in cupboards when you want to go out ;)

    The above is the reason I don't have kids or I'm not allowed kids one of the two, either way I'm only 22 still plenty of time for that!

    kids stink also I was working in a school all afternoon and man primary school kids just stink of shet.. not nice at all with there horrible snotty faces just all up in my grill going on at me like iv forgotten my password.. how does this work.. and who are you what are you doing ? Why ? Why ? Why ? Kids are d!cks.

    Wow sorry got caught up in the moment of hating cretin children haha

    Best of luck to you mate x
     
  34. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    I dont love you coatsey, thats long gone im afraid, your just too northern for my taste and all this talk of inside out kieves just make me think your jonny vegas!


    Yeh its a surprise and i may get my way with the s3 after all :)

    Ill post some pics up of my oily turbo aswell, thanks for taking a look.

    Did you have to give the policeman a happy ending to let you off speeding?
     
  35. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Haha johnny Vegas I'm far to hairy to be him.

    I think the police man heard my car start spewing out methanol pops and bangs and got a little erect then proceeded to put his window down and take his ear piece out to here me put my foot down (with in speed limit of course as puting my foot down while there's a police car next to me would be silly) besides him coming off the round about lol
    Then he just drove off as I pulled in to my village so yeah awesomeo if it was a traffic police man I think it would of been a different story
     
  36. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    just watched redbull X-fighters, now i've just put Battleship on blu-ray on.
     
  37. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Heres my oily turbo[​IMG]

    Niki r tech always says that he gets good results from chinese turbos? And a mate of mine has one on his saab for a good while now.

    Cr turbos are taking abit of a rep bashing at the moment.
     
  38. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Battle**** made my eyes bleed!
     
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  39. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Hmm yes however, I'm doubtful of anything cheap and nasty that runs boost/pressure as it could go boom and send turbine housing everywhere lol, I'd just get Dan to make my turbos from now on he's some sort of wizard.

    Have you checked your tip for splits it looks like old oil that's go.loads of dirt in it. Is it leaving oil stains on the floor and are you loosing oil from when you check with the dip stick
     
  40. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Oh btw that photo is the worst lol you tourist haha
     

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