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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

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    Same water clearance rating on the new system as the Conti`s. Shame the sidewalls are like a d!ck in a bucket!
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Im sure theres a need for a definitive tyre thread, sandra suggested i do one but i know sweet FA about them.

    How about the england u21s, those serbs are a bunch of cock rotts!
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    No need when it's all in here:

    Tyre reviews, tests and ratings | the online tyre guide
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    Nobody wants a *** tyre thread, that'd be super boring and eveyone has different opinions.

    We can chat about it in here for about 10 posts, then we move on to more exciting news like Jardo being banned and ScottB5 driving like a grandad in his old auto derv.
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    Haha he got banned he must of been on his period today..

    Scott's car is an auto, the lazy fker!
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    Yup, bye Jardo. :ninja:

    I drive an auto.
    Its a nice relaxing drive around any where. :)
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    I'll take your word for it, do you drive around with one leg out of the window because you can
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    It's a right hand drive car.
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    True, it would be boring but i thought you wax jacket folk would reval in a thread that you can talk about the latest deals and so on whilst giving real life exsperiances with them, but i dont actually care lol.

    Jardo banned? I saw his last post in the pub, was abit much, but thats jardo isnt it?
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    Tyres are boring. Buy the best ones you can afford. Their are a few exceptions. Vredstein, toyo, falken, uniroyal. Apart from them and the big boys (Michelin, conti, bridgestone, pirrelli and a couple of others maybe) don't bother. Unless you have a real like of kumho's or firestones for exaple.
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    So... You could still do it. Have you no sence of adventure lol
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    When i was at Jag there was a customer with an auto XF. He said he just used to use the cruise control to accelerate and brake.. Just do that.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I have but I'm not commenting on a public forum what I've done in an auto with CC.

    That works well if your CC brakes for you.
    Mine don't :(
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    Dont give him fuel for his perverted fire!

    The TT is playing up abit today, was abit lumpy yesterday and the mrs said it took two attempts to start it this morning :-/ as it cut out after the 1st. Any suggestions other than get it scanned?

    Also i see creation motor sports have ripped off the b5 tip with billett for £99.
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    Sell it and get a proper car?

    Also, the B5 / CM tip is old news. I have a CM one and it's very,very good.
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    And your suggestion of a real car would be?lol and dont say a tqs lol iv had a leon cupra and many fwd a3 1.8t :) all real cars ;)

    I think it may need the throttle body cleaning, because thats my answer for everythn.

    Ok so is it a copy of the v2?
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    Lumpy and trouble starting points to ignition issues. Check spark plugs and coil packs. I fitted 4 new coil packs to an A3 on Monday and it was like a new car afterwards. The owner said its never ran this well and he's had it for over 6 months. Coil packs can be screwed without VCDS even detecting anything!
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    Thanks westy i never thought of coils because it has the old style ones but suppose they do get old and deteriate.

    Seems like it over boosts in low gears also, dont think it likes my driving style.

    Its just come to me that iv used creation motors before, i dont rate the service tbf, their based round the corner from me and i had my AUM in due to it stalling, the guy had it for a whole day and said he cant find the issue but still charged me £15 for the diagnostic privlidge.

    Surprised they have the know how to produce a silicone tip of any standard!
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    Just do what loads of others do.
    Copy and sell cheaper.

    DOn't use their service but buy their parts.
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    Yeh i know this sounds stupid scott but id rather pay that bit more for the b5 v2, 1st impressions mean alot and instead of fuelling their rip off antics id rather give my money to someone that is constantly looking to improve their products and service, and without that support im sure hel throw in the towl with producing new products for others to rip off and make all the profit from!

    God im self-righteous lol!
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    Depends what you define as a bit!

    As for their customer service, I bought a k03s Tip from them, then once I got it decided I was going K04 and thought they were more than helpful when it came to returning it and getting the new TIP out. The new tip was an 80mm TIP that I had been told wouldn't fit and did, perfectly.

    http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/a3-s3-...-major-engine-turbo-update-4.html#post1645675

    Nobody is bothered about buying the CM tip when it is a copy of the Forge TIP on k03s cars..
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    Yeh im not saying their terrible, but my exsperiance wasnt great, for a place that specialize in vag i was disapointed to say the least.
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    Your terrible girl pants ...

    Looks like we are the only two left in our three way love triangle...

    Haha I'm only playing I'm not even gay and I got you to send me all them pictures lol talk about gullible....


    You know when your in one of them moods were every ones face just looks so punchable ? This is my current mood .. I can't wait to leave work and boost all the way home thus leaving me all refreshed when I get home
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    Prawn My other car is a MINI!!!!

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    Do you really want to start this again :laugh:

    Forge didn't do anything new, they took a standard hose, and remade it exactly the same, but in silicon instead of rubber. that's their thing.

    Replicating that isn't copying at all.

    What Bill did was come up with a whole new concept of uninterupted flow.
    SFS had a go at creating a poor quality version, it wasn't as good, but it wasn't as expensive, so many bought it.

    Creation though, have done no R&D, put in no effort, just copied Bills hard work as closely as possible and knocked it out at a ling-long china special price.
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    Let's not, my thoughts on the matter are well documented.

    It's pretty simple: From a price vs performance & quality point of view, the CM tip can't be beaten. If you want to be nostalgic / support your local badger that's fine.

    Is it the SFS tip that the V3 looks remarkably similar to?
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    I know boatsey, our 3 way will have to live on through face book!

    And those pictures where supposed to be special, for your eyes only ;) and you was definetly gay the other day when you was felching my ass cheeks!
    Or is that just a nothern thing?

    Im all for supporting inovation and small industrie, iv had no dealings with b5 but i have respect for what he does on here and that his invented something off the back of his own name and rep!

    im sure he will carry on doing so in future aslong as its still worth his while, which it wont be if he dosent have a loyal customer base.

    I know a good pattern eterniy if he needs hooking up, but its an exspensive game, i know because my brother has put £50k+ into his invention just on patterns alone.(iv got my fingers in all the pies ;) ) that was for you chocksey.
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    that's just how we say hello...
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    Prawn My other car is a MINI!!!!

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    Agreed :p
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    Thought so, no wonder jimmy has such a bad rap!

    Its home time for me :) can anyone tell that my gaffer has been away so iv done sweet fa but stalk asn ;)
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    We had noticed. been a slow day here as well
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    Tell a lie iv nocked a few out to coatsey mush ;)
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    Prawn My other car is a MINI!!!!

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    I love how so many of us ***** and moan at each other and have arguments on here, then actually text each other and chat off the forum :laugh:
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    Ha i txt nilz earlier, his a good lad.
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    Prawn My other car is a MINI!!!!

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    I'm going to text Reesy right now and tell him he's a c**t, I'm sure he'll see the funny side of it when he looks in here later :laugh:
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    we are just one massive group of lesbians that just never lez off!

    the asn family, the place where kids are not welcome!

    iv just has a Sunday dinner but on a Wednesday bone-ass!

    plans for tonight ladys?
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    No one texts me :(

    I'm going to go back to my dark courner, Play WoW and eat Tesco value pot noodle while drinking Tesco value red bull waiting for the day to end so I can enjoy another lonely day tomorrow. :Flush:
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    See above.

    The wife is dealing with a shop refit for the next 3 days.
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    id text you i already pester paradox1 of here with sexual messages!

    you don't play wow do you... that was so like three years ago .. play guild wars 2 ill be your friend on it !
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    Nahhh.
    I don't play games on line.
    I'm about to fire up black mesa.

    EDIT: Soon as I finished this video.
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    Prawn My other car is a MINI!!!!

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    Sad times :(

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