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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. camscockle20vT
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Thats pants mate it sucks eggs but like you say be glad iv still got a job.

    It might be the kick up the arse i need to start my own buisness.

    Just puts alot of plans on hold.
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    jojo S3 Drift King! Staff Member Moderator

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    You actually work Scott? I thought you get paid for being a bum!? :laugh:
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    On an up note, could have a shared kingfisher blue a3 1.8t by the end of the day. I love that colour on the a3 :)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Yup, it sucks.
    I'm only here cause I get paid but after my meeting last week, no idea what will happen.

    Own business?
    GO on, doing what?

    I get paid to be ready to react to any issues the computer system my have.
    but i'm so good at my job there is no issues or if there is I fix them really quickly.
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    This!

    Right that's it then, rise and join me in the up rising of the good to bring down the greedy good for nothing government!

    That's part of my practice speach...

    See Scott I was right all them weeks back when I asked you to join me in a genocide mission to bring down the government and rule out the scrotes getting everything for free.

    Any one else wants to join my legions, please apply using colourful crayons, this way I won't get bored reading your applications ...



    Think I should change my name to dictator coatesy!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Yeah, that be fine.

    JoJo, Can you help Coatesy out with a name change?
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    It's sucks that peoples jobs are on the line mine has been like that for over a year now, personally I think we only have until march until they get rid of us all.


    Any body willing to pay for my IT knowledge. Just let me know... I can also cook and look good in a dress...
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    Whey! Quality crack !
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Well iv had the idea for awhile now, basically without boring you to death, i want to offer a service for adults with severe learning difficulties, so they can access the community ie. skill building and recreational activities ect.

    Coatsey im all up for a revolt, us british take all the shyt and put up with it, we need the masses of crayon fiddling, cousin loving folk like yourself to stand up and take charge, wed do a better job than those toffs in parliment!
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    No, but he can change it himself! lol
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    Haha sweet!


    And no chez I'm still not changing it to Ted Bundy...
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    CHEZ moderately amusing

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    oh go on three quarter length coat you know you wanna!
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    What's happening in here today? I'm so busy at work at the moment.

    Gonna have a few bevvies with the footy later :beerchug:
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    s3dave TFSI Hybrid

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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    going the gym in a minute.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Stay in, drink beer, and watch football like us lazy feckers ;)
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    football is for **** fag bellends
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    your my hero super duper karl

    i may have to ask for a signed photo of you!

    we have the very same views on life. well done sir your awesome :thumbsup:
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    Footy sucks, frikin lawn fairies chasing a bag of wind about in shorts! :ohmy:
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    well for me tonight as every night is sit and play guild wars 2 like an absolute no life sloth, because i have no friends and iv got £10.90 in the bank i don't smoke any more nor hardly drink!

    im still awesome though!

    im at my girlfriends tonight, she just cooked me gammon, egg, pineapple and alphabet potato shapes! i like these because i can make words!
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    lmao at the alphabet potato
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    Football rules and you lot are all gay **** sausage smuggling batty men who love men's brown :motz:
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    now that was offside fred! :confused:
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    Footballs **** due to watching 23 men get all hot and sweaty running around a field chaseing a handbag filled with air....

    GAAAAAYYYYYY!
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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    [Oct 16, 2012]
    I swear Chris disagreed with what I said about his Leon project just to not agree with me.

    Haldex bum boys, you haven't a ****ing clue. If the TQS was so quick why not build a track car out of one of those; god knows they're cheap enough. I remember now, because they will always be heavy and not go round corners with any consistancy. Which is why Audi never used Haldex for anything competetive and actually made the 8P S3 race cars FWD. And on the flip side Seat led a very successful world touring car campaign with the Leon and Toledo.

    Not to mention that power to weight literally is everything.

    ****ing retards. Makes my **** itch. I hope Chris reads this and realises he's fished a fisherman; it's proper annoyed me.

    Hook line and ****ing sinker.
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    We don't need you haldex bashing I here, we're already rowing about the footy!
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    Although this is probably my favourite ever ASN post and I should just leave it and see if a mod can end this thread right now, I feel I should post..

    I just stated my opinion on the car, the fact that it actually wasn't as quick as mine and it has a tendency to understeer and wheelspin.

    I'm not too fussed that it's not a quattro.. I bought it because it was cheap, and plan on having a laugh with it.
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    I like that Reesy likes that.

    lol
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    Stop been Fags we are trying to master debate over how queer football is. You mincey ponces.
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    Its super gay now it maybe postponed....drinking beer for nothing.....:sly:
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    come on boys!
    dont bring it in the pub! you will have somebodies eye out!
    and what footy fred? scared of a bit wet grass! i dont know!
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    I second this!

    Also lmao yeah they don't want to get there manicured toes wet haha
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    Haha, there's wet grass and then there's an inch of standing water that a ball wouldn't roll on.
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    pfft! we used to be forced to play in worse at school man!
    they would have played 40 years ago i guess! but then again i dont give a monkeys either way! its still rubbish! :moa:
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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    I hate football, I hate haldex, I hate chavs,I hate people that repost generic facebook **** when the event's already taken place and there is nothing they can do about it, I hate people who think they are so amazing that they have to go to Africa and **** and spread their awesome, I hate people that go to Africa and help kids with aids and then get all sanctimonious, I hate people with iPhones, I hate people who eat chicken, I hate people who have noisy exhausts and drive up and down my street, I hate people that are thick, I hate disabled people, I hate slow drivers, I hate inconsiderate drivers, I hate dangerous drivers, I hate people who fart and things it's funny, I hate people who don't understand hygiene, I hate people who drive Subarus, I hate people that don't use google.
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    My estimation in all of you has gone down.

    Dave and I will just drink beer alone as the only straight guys in here!
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    You probably fall into a few of those categories ;)
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    You'll only end up kissing each other when your drunk ;)
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    farts are funny though jardo, you cant say you fart and are disgusted by it can you? i bet even you smiles a bit after a stinker you have dropped? :p
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    No mate we're "straight" we'll pull some birds, get into a ruck, then get a kebab :thumbsup:

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