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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    hes a right wangler! haha






    Employee Self Evaluation Form give that a look its quite a bit of reading but its fun none the less
     
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  3. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    My mate got one, went out with him a couple of times in bristol.
    New exhaust and remap.
    Scares the living **** out of me.
    80 down back lanes with the steering wheel twitching all over the place when he floors it.
    *** nutter he is.

    Nice car. shame its a ford. :)


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    This is how he takes a courner at Combe.
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  4. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    nice. you want it all fitted for bedford?
    i was telling my old man before that i think next year il do a proper trackday at bedford with you and tam. its cheap and i like the look of the track. 3rd november is a little early tho!
     
  5. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's!
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    In the real world they are an amazing car to drive, a real brute and a very fun car to be in.

    HOWEVER; in the same real world on a twisty B Road a Clio RS200 will keep up and offer you 10x the fun for half the price and half the risk. It's the power that makes an RS good
     
  6. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    haha is that his genuine reg plate... porno! that is the best you have to tell your friend never ever sell, that plate unless it to me and i will have to save for years to buy it!
     
  7. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Yup.
    Had it on his GT3 before the RS.
    Not sure what its on now.
    I should pop up and say hello.
     
  8. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    aww man! dude's a frigin' legend! tell him ill be his friend ... lol
     
  9. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    He traded a GT3 for an RS! Is he made?
     
  10. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    He had it at the same time.
     
  11. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Well that's just greedy and now I'm well jel :(
     
  12. Prawn

    Prawn My other car is a MINI!!!!

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    i must admit I giggled too.

    All a bit **** erotic wasn't it?

    No hard feelings ey lads :laugh:

    i love you all really. I'm just grumpy because I wasn't there
     
  13. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    dont be jel fred, you have an S3 that can travel through time and space and create black holes whilst tearing your face off
     
  14. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Did I mention it also tears off women's knickers as it goes by? ;)
     
  15. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    ******, fk you cnt face prick.













    Nahhhh I jest. :)
    All good fun mate.
    Never any hard feelings when people express their views.

    I do worry about Jardo at times. :ninja:
     
  16. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Dude reply to my text :(
     
  17. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Pics.
    You seen the videos of busty women in fast cars?

    :thumbsup:
     
  18. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing
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    scott stop showing off!
    i know somebody who owns a transit van, beat that eh!
    anways whats up fuglys?
    been working all weekend so finally letting my hair down with a few artois and ordering shizzle for the barge!
    bought 4 x goodyear assymetric f1 2 so far, and a set of wheel nut covers.
    need new discs and pads now,
    but, how gay is ebay? its not like it used to be! i will have to phone the shop tomorrow to order my brembo discs and pads as there about 10 million options!
    tomorrow i shall be taking TPS apart as i need service parts!
    I LOVE SPENDING MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ME! (on me) its great! :arco:
     
  19. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    I wish he would lend me some cars.

    Bout time chez, I remember you saying you needed them bits months ago. :)
     
  20. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    goodyear? brembo? on a hearse?!
     
  21. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing
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    yes!
    just standard oem brembos though karlsberg, nothing bling and daft!
     
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  23. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Anyone watch "classic car rescue" on channel 5? Pretty cool stuff and they make it look so easy!
     
  24. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost!
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    Watching it now, can't stand Mario and Bernie, but the show itself is watchable to pass the time!
     
  25. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Makes me want to go out and start a new project :)
     
  26. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost!
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    These shows just make you Bankrupt! lol :faint:
     
  27. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    makes me want to smash bernie in the face!
    that mustang looked awesome in the end tho!
     
  28. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Yeah looked nice but I preferred the red porka last week.

    Can't believe they did all that work in 3 weeks!
     
  29. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    i thought the porker was a dodgy job, they didnt really touch the engine.
    at least with the mustang they rebuilt it completely.
     
  30. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    should i shave my beard off?
     
  31. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing
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    yes! you look like the yorkshire ripper!
    use imac too :beerchug:






    love ya!
     
  32. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Lol, change your username to "Peter Sutcliffe"
     
  33. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing
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    do it karlosberg!
    then we will have a fred west and a peter sutcliffe! lol :busted_cop:
     
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  34. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    i may put in a request for a name change then.
    i dunno, will the legend of Superkarl live on??
     
  35. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    All we need now is a Harold Shipman ;)
     
  36. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    I go for that or Ted Bundy ... Either one is cool they were nice blokes
     
  37. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing
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    why aye man! of course it will bonny lad! soopadoopakaaarl! can you not remember badsanta?




    do it! pete
     
  38. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing
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    go on then trenchcoat no knickers! change your name to ted bundy! i double dare you fella! :arco:
     
  39. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    I think I would get my self a right good slap with the ban hammer. If I changed my name to Ted bundy unless fck it ill just do it on D poll website thingy
     
  40. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing
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    nar! you will be fine mate!
    if not what about harry shipman? or eddy bundy? or something?
     
  41. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Seems the right place for a doting serial killer in here aye!

    Iv just had very bad news, the company i work for have said that their making redundancies due to all of the goverment cuts, i may have to change my role to a lesser position and take a wage cut for a few months untill things get better!

    Not impressed to say the least :( but i feel worse for those that will be losing their job alltogether. Bad times.

    Coatsey for primeminister!
     
  42. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    at least you got a job.
    Don't knock it. :)


    I've been threatened with redundancy for the last year.
    It doesn't look like that's going anywhere any time soon.
     

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