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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. 16Klappe
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    [Oct 12, 2012]
    Dave, I can sort you out. PM me.
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    No, I don't want to beat you all ;)

    My next outing is Bedford autodrome in 3 weeks time.
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    [Oct 13, 2012]
    Wahooo rubber dingy rapids!

    Found out I've won £380 of Amazon vouchers for winning some Mazda prize for selling the most MX5's in the country over the last quarter.

    So I bought a Creation Motorsport coldside dump valve relocation kit, a set of superpro caster correction rear lower arm bushes, a set of generic polybush lower arm bushes, a set of powerflex rear subframe mounts, a set of Creation Motorsport blue brake booster pipes, a set of blue silicone joiners for the FMIC Prawn's got for me and all the associated clips, and a couple of WW2 books.

    All in all quite a good day

    I did some logs the other day and was showing 179g/s every single time which means 224bhp , and I did a couple this morning with super cold fog which showed 183.5g/s of airflow which would equate to 229bhp. I'd estimate it was between 225 and 229bhp this morning to be honest; but if the log is as true as they are shown to be it would make it certainly one of the most powerful stage 1 cars I've ever seen.

    Dividing the airflow by 0.8 has been proven to be within a couple of percent of a reputable rolling road. From working logs out Prawns last A3 which is now owned by Pierre was within 1bhp of the projected figure from logs.

    Either way; very impressive.
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Sup homos,

    iv just finished putting my water meth in to the a3, fecking chew on doing it on my own but its in all good and looking sweet, I haven't been out in it yet to see if I can feel a difference.

    Tomorrow will do for giving it some beans ;)

    I'll upload some photos in to my buildings thread when I'm on the computer.
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    CHEZ moderately amusing

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    well done fur~coat! Pics or it did not happen!
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    Haha thanks cheb! I'll put them in my build thread in the 8l section once iv finished watching men in black 3
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    CHEZ moderately amusing

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    at work at the minute! Saturday night and working! So rock and roll! God bless the internet and 3g Thats what i say
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    your so rock and roll, your about as cool as justin bieber right now !

    you must be earning loads so good on you!
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    [Oct 14, 2012]
    Pod trip cancelled :( mrs has sickness bug since yesterday so im just going to drive around brum like a mad man for kicks :sob:

    Unlucky chezlong, working nights and on a weekend unsociable pay best be good lol

    And why just men in black coatsey? Didnt think you was like that ;)
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    That's a shame mate. I've not been to the pod for years and will be up for it maybe next year.
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Yeh im pritty wounded, was looking forward to a good thrash and then my 1st ever dyno run but looks like thats cancelled aswell now :(.

    Il probably see you at a few as i want to go to as many as possible next year, maybe even adi if i go ahead with a 1.8t project im thinking of doing with my brother.
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    [Oct 14, 2012]
    Currently at a christening... The drive there was the highlight of my day, car pulls like a tw@t now with the wmi .... Winning!
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    I love WMI. What size nozzle you using. I've gone from small to medium and it loves to drink meth now. Comes in at half pump at 10psi then full blast at 17psi but the car ramps up to 21psi and holds it well.

    I think I paid £35 for 25 litres of meth but I may be wrong. Use it 50:50 too.
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    I'm just using the nozzle that cones with the cooling mist kit, I'm thinking of getting a super atomizing nozzle.

    Iv set mine to 12 psi because that's what it tapers off to at the red line, peak of 22.5psi.

    I'm mixing it thre quarters deironised water and a quarter methanol.
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    Does no ****er use google anymore?

    Oxygen wasting bandwidth stealers the lot of them.
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    such a retarded question aswell. 'i really like the bbs style wheel'

    WHICH ****ING ONE THEY MAKE HUNDREDS!
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    lol great reply.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    [Oct 15, 2012]
    Morning Lads.

    Everyone looking forward to work?

    I'm not and my day started badly.

    Flat battery on the ferry and the ferry guy I got a diesel leak.
    I can't smell any thing at the moment but he said he can smell diesel. ahhhhh annoying.

    Its going in to the garage on friday for MOT and a CV boot, so hopefully he can get it sorted out at the same time.


    Jardo, I'm looking for Audi A4 B5s with BBS rims on, think you can find me some?
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    [Oct 15, 2012]
    Morning... Rough.com....that is all..
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    Morning, I'm in for another busy and exciting week. Car made it in without breaking down today lol. Also fuel economy seems better on the 550s! WTF?
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    SUre you're not driving it like a granny after last week?


    Dave, to many ales?
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    A mixture of granny and some blasts. Thing is there is never anything to race when I'm in my car. Last week when I was in the corsa I saw the following:

    - Focus ST
    - Focus RS
    - Evo 8
    - S4
    - S2000

    when I'm in the S3 I see:

    - mondeo
    - combo van
    - fiesta zetec

    :(
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    Haha this is what has happened to me, I get my car back from mapping and everyone puts there fast cars away, the only thing iv done is an st and two gt-four's.

    :(

    But the priceless faces is worth all the money iv spent on my little R reg a3 :p
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    I now have the nurovirus, up since 3am chuking my gutts up :( all the mrs fault, knew i should of shot her and burnt the remains in the garden just to be sure that i wouldnt catch it!

    On the upside when she was dying yesterday i gave the tt a good thrash, i think the egts are abit high because it started to smell abit after a few blasts against my mates 330ci. R-tech in november fopefully!

    Whos upset you klappe, me and floatsey wont tolerate our 3rd nipple to be upset!

    How bad was my info last nyt aswell lol you live you learn!
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    sup dude's

    any body watch robot chicken ? its made by seth green (the guy that does the voice of chris griffin from family guy) if you have a good sense of humour give it a watch ...

    get back to me if you watch the latest ones ..... white wine f**K yeah.... you'll understand if you watch lol
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    I lived the star wars robot chicken.

    Oh and nothing to play with on the way home, only wet roundabouts.
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    haha have you seen both of the star wars robot chickens there awesome.

    the only thing i got to play with on the way home was a 8p s3. nothing to shout about.
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    Yeah stock or stage 1 8Ps aren't much of a problem.
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    [Oct 15, 2012]
    lmao. i hope im not the only one sat at home laughing my head off at jardos contribution to the adi picture thread?

    e.g.

    >>>>>>insert pointless, factless, homosexual comment here<<<<<<<

    followed by:

    'Now either post pictures of ADI, or leave the thread.'

    contradictory much??
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    yeah man, the a3 weighs hardly anything anyway parkers says it 1145kg. think i have about 240bhp/tonne

    my mate says i should be able to piss all over a focus rs but i don't know, power to weight ratio says yes. could quite well be true. ill have to find out for my self once i find one willing to go for it.
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    i think hes bored, bless him ...

    hes just doing a spot of..

    [​IMG]
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    focus rs' are torquey beasts.

    whats everyone up to this evening?
    i have lots of work to do :(
    and im skipping the gym :'(
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    Not much mate.
    Sat here looking video footage from combe and trying to pick out the best pics for video and images for the lads who was on the track.
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    i bet thats a long process.
    i've only seen one pic of my car, mark has one of it abandoned infront of the stand lol.
    its was a dirty disgrace anyway. piece of ****
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    It's what I do, and I do it better than anybody else :p

    At least you take it all in jest now, I remember when you used to hate me and even unfriended me on facebook. Cnut.
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    i didnt unfriend you on FB, i just deleted it lol, not on there anymore.

    you are an alright angler, il give you that
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    I'd like a go at an RS. They have 300bhp as standard and a fair bit less torque then me ;) they probably have more grin then my fecking ling langs though!

    Tonight Karl I'm mainly ordering oil cooler fittings ;)

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