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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. coatesy
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Pfft more like daddy let Jim fix it ....


    Lol sorry Sandra that's not appropriate behavior in front of a lady woman :) hope Youll forgive me and realise I'm a true gentleman ;)
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    nope, but apparently audi 80"s did though
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    ******.
    She's got two boys, she's use to it.

    :ninja:

    jealous?
    Sandra likes this.
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    Nope, only sport models with the additional VDO gauge set.

    I know, I've had many :)

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    haha

    2014.
    we think.
    not sure. might be sooner. lol
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    i bet you are using audrey as a wedding car?
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    Nope.
    Sarah has already picked her Wedding vehicle. :jump:
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    what you getting then?
    we had a bentley turbo r, the driver would not give me a go though the cnut!
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    Its a little bit different to that.
    I've been given strict instructions not to tell any one.
    Only me and her knows.
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    It'll be a hearse if you tell anyone lol
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    oooooo! the suspense!
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    A skoda?
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    back from my lovely formal shirt and tie day just back to wearing a shirt now ! booyah!

    every one feeling extra gay in here to day?

    do anything fun today? hit any boys with rubber mallets or something along them lines?

    what's every ones plans for the rest of the day/night .

    im going to hit the gym, then sit in it, eating ice cream, crying about how i said id never hit it again and i should be a better husband....
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    A Beer or few , watching channel 4 HD tonight about the plane crash ...where the pilot jumps out of a commercial plane....should be good...
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    I haven't even had a request yet :(
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    What from scroats?lol i added you earlier my face**** freind
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    What from scroats?lol i added you earlier my face**** freind
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    Dbl post sorry oii
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    Nahhh not you, jacket boy.

    I've got you, I'll be able to look at you now. As I frantically pluck my pickle. It'll make it all so much more real.
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    dave what times that on dude?
    this evening i will be mostly pretty much on my lap top and drinking belgiums finest white canned red motif lager!
    also, about 15 little pubes have just ran down the front of our terrace knocking on windows, expecting a chase! :gun2:
    they nearly scared the poo out of me! so i went out and they were all running off saying "somebody come out" and "oy cnut" etc etc!
    oh the joys of being a kid eh......................
    now i know i done this as a youngster but i want to get my own back on these little feckers! "a la chez" stylee!
    and apart from kicking 50 shades of shizzle out of them and getting locked up for something silly, have any of you guys any suggestions?
    i have my trainers on ready and the door unlocked..................................
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    Haha brilliant chez. No offence mate but are you in shape to chase these kids ;)

    You need to get a super soaker and get the feckers with it out the window.
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    i didn't even get a thingy saying you had added me think my girlfriend must of bee on my facebook..

    anyway i added you !

    and you jardo i sent you a man love request!


    who is martin Curtis they added me as well.... i would like to have sex with your noggy s3!
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    as it happens fredy, i can run 20mins on the old treadmill again!
    been today to the gym so i am limbered up!
    my belly is just a vessel for storing large volumes of lager!
    a super soaker will just spur them on i think
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    is this just standard kid catching you do on a daily basis, all i can say is dig a hole and put some leaves over it then you wont have to chase them!
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    i also have a murderers car! i can get a few in the back of the avant!
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    Doh!




    have to say cam aka ramscock, you look kind of thin and fragile, i can quite thankfully say my man crush on you has gone as i would snap you with the long stroke! i don't think you could keep up with mine and chez's leather only nights.
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    Chez, I tie my dogs to the banister in the house.
    Wait for them to knock on the door, the dogs go mental, I open the door and the dogs run out with 40foot of training lead.

    Not seen the kids since. :)
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    9pm mate...

    Let the kids have there fun... otherwise the little scrotes will come back and scratch the Wagon.....
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    yes this is true, but in the north east his wagon will probably end up on bricks and upside down...
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    I'm so happy I live in the south.
    We far more civilised than them monkeys.
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    yeah dave your right mate! it will just make them worse!
    when i was a youngun, if we got a chase, that was a result! and would go every night as you were guaranteed a chase!
    i am not fueling them!
    no harm done...............................yet!

    seen the info on that planned plane crash they organise! defo watching that!
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    Never thought i would see Happy and south in the same sentence....:think: On the cider and gingsters again Scotty?
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    really?
    tading barrells of cider for suckling pigs, chewing straw and living in wooden huts? and saying oooooo aaaarrrrrr! lots!
    ok then
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    Its better than getting stab by some jumped up 6 year old with 14 toes, over sized head and a funny accent that no one apart from his mum/sister (its the same person) can understand.
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    :lmfao:
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    gym time for me!

    just had my tyres fitted. going to check all my pressures now.

    peace
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    10th set this year???
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    karlos loves a bit partwornage!

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