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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Im a brummie so we have alot in common ;)

    Chez i have no clue about tyres really apart from there made from licorish and go round and round, but saying that iv got falken ze912 tyres on the tt and they seem good on the road, good grip and no tyre roar.

    On another car related topic, whats the max power from a ko4 without a fmic or decatted?
     
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  3. CHEZ

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    cheers dave, if i get stuck will try them mate! there £5 more per corner but thats the only tyre i am after! so will have to bite the bullet!

    yeah tried them coat clown, but as getting wheels redone at romax dont need them fitted dude! so buying them cheap to fit myself!
     
  4. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    sCroatsey...... Just thought id throw that out there.
     
  5. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    haha yes! thats the best one yet.

    ramscock, it doesn't quite work with your gay user name. ill find your real name on facebook if you add me then ill think of some...
     
  6. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    i thought black circles used to sell tyres delivered so you dont need them fitted, cheb! haha cheb can i even say that
     
  7. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    more car related stuff go to pick some methanol up on friday wooo! best get the WMI kit put in this weekend seeing as now i have the right size hoe to fit in to the pump ...

    also if you haven't seent he page on Facebook before you best look..

    The Gap | Facebook
     
  8. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Yeh my username is already quite gay lol cam is my nick name, cockle is a sea dwelling snail, and the 20vT is my standard electric current ;)

    Ramscock sounds like a german rock band.
     
  9. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    cam is your nick name because your second name is campbell?
     
  10. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing
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    just add him cam will you mate! stop playing hard to get! or he will be spamming the pub endlessly with his stalking attempts to snare you on faecesbook!
    so glad i dont have bookface!
    i have cyber pest immunity in that department! :icon_thumright:
     
  11. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    making me look like some sort of stalker (all i need is a lock of hair and my shrine will be complete)....

    i work with a lad who's nick name is cam and is second name is campbell just thought it was the regular thing lol.

    cyber pest immunity lol you sure of that ;) im pro IT nerd with a thing for trying to hack stuff, im sure i could get your public IP address and leave you some strange messages on your pc muhahaha!

    but i wouldn't do that though sack going to prison.
     
  12. CHEZ

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    holmehouse is good they reckon!
    plenty of rubber fist action i believe :undwech:
    also you can fabricate things in the metal work classes! :icon_thumright:
     
  13. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Haha metal fisting, I think I'd be making a metal ass guard!


    Can't believe I have to be up at six in the morning, to drive to Manchester for a long ass day of learning about off site back ups ... Booo ! Full day of that then drive all the way home.
     
  14. CHEZ

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    ha ha ha! unlucky mate!
    it must be me off all day again eh?
    i might have another can of stella! :beerchug:







































































    but then again, its me on nights all wekend! boo! :sob:
     
  15. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Ah you suck..

    wheyyy! your on nights but you'll get paid probably twice as much as I do lol
     
  16. CHEZ

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    maybe, but would rather be off mate!
     
  17. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Id rather have loads of money and then buy a mk2 golf an rs3 and then a house lol
     
  18. CHEZ

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    got the house, working on the rs3 in a few years time! :icon_thumright:
     
  19. Westy

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    It's *** lively in here again. Scott will be proud.
     
  20. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Iv got a tie on! This is a very rare occasion and my top button is done up, I hope all you older's are proud of my mature ways.....

    Yeah westy got a bit roudy in here lastnight, sure there was even people having sex and things ..
     
  21. ScottD3

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    Bloody hell it is busy in here.

    The pub be rocking y'all.

    Chez, you back on the Stella? I thought you quiet?

    Coatesy, Why you got a tie on? Job interview or funeral?


    Also, which one of you guys got my OBD bluetooth module?
     
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  23. CHEZ

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  24. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Hahaha.
    Trendy wind bar. Sod that.

    A proper pub, where chips are served in mini straw baskets, the carpet is sticky, the bar lady is a slag, you got the drunken old man in the corner who's done everything, been every where and just wants to tell you his life history even though you don't want to listen cause he smells of pee and reminds you of your self in 20 years time, the snooker balls are clashing together, the skittle pins are dropping, people are cheering at the TV and all you want to do is take your mate's sister round the back of the pub for a quicky cause its your mates sister and forbidden fruit, also she's got some banging tits and a ass that won't quite (So you've been told).
     
  25. CHEZ

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    such a vivid imagination scott, but so correct! :lmfao:
     
  26. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    That's what my local use to be like.

    My mates sister was banging. Use tits, cracking ass and a face was pretty when it was dark.
     
  27. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Chez, For you
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  28. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I was hoping for a pic of your mates sis :(
     
  29. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    That would not be pretty. lol
     
  30. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    even a ****ing tampon pink derv comes with an oil temp gauge. ffs
     
  31. CHEZ

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    mine does not! how frustrasting........
     
  32. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Yup.
    Should have bought a S4 not a S3 mate.
     
  33. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Really?
    I thought B6's did.
     
  34. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    i did contemplate that
     
  35. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Or at least a 1.8T B5 quattro. :)
     
  36. ScottD3

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  37. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Hey scotty iv got your obd, was going to send it back a few weekends ago but then got the tt and had loads on, it will be in the post this weekend with a little present lol no nothing weird just abit of audi tat to show my appreciation.

    And the pub has returned to its former glory, scroatsey had me in bits last night lol
     
  38. ScottD3

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    You going to ADI mate?
     
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    he chops his victims up after rape? jack the ripper stylee
     
  40. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Haha I'm not at court for any of the above for the reason of me wearing a tie, currently getting live sucked out of me at conference thing in Manchester wooo.
     
  41. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Lol nah he crys in the corner chewing his pillow shouting no daddy i dont want jim to fix it!

    Nah dude but i am going gti fest at the pod.
     
  42. Sandra

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    Afternoon guys, how are you all? Who is all going to ADI? :) x
     

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