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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Westy
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    [Oct 10, 2012]
    I've learned to ignore Jardo now. He used to really get to me. He is good at rubbing people up the wrong way.
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    jardo couldnt harm a fly, so that cocopopadomcadumdumdam must be a primordial dwarf or something
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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    I am generally a nice person, honestly I am. I go miles out of my way to help people, I give honest and truthful real world opinions and tell it how it is. Underneath the facade of being a nasty ******* I'm just longing to be loved. I'm modest too.

    The TT looks like a really nice motor, well spec'd etc. I like them! They're a nice drive too, proper GT car. I think we might look at one for my missus' next. I prefer them over an S3 if I'm honest; at least you can get them in FWD.

    LOL at Mr Ibiza, that was totally hilarious. He did need putting in his place though, and I was the man to do it lol!

    I'm wondering who you actually are now, you obviously know who I am and are a mutual friend but haven't added me on Facebook yet. Suspiciouser and suspiciouser.

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    Yes Westy, your goal was 300bhp from a K04 and my goal has always been 250bhp out of a K03s. Mylo's done it, he has the same spec as me with a Devils Own WMI kit, Forge actuator and an FMIC. Do you know Myles?

    I'm working out what to do, whether to buy the Devils Own kit and slowly build it up in a way I can afford or just slap the AEM kit on the credit card and go from there.

    With what I've got at the moment I can either spend £500 and not a lot of hard work but never actually having to have the car off the road to get to my goal of 250bhp with a turbo combination I know and love, or I can spend £750 and a LOT more work and taking the car off the road to get to 280bhp with a K04.

    I don't know what to do to be honest, the path was always so clear to me. But now it's coming down to it I am a bit confused. How would you rate a 280bhp K04? I've been in Prawns hybrid track car, and due to the delivery it's dull as ****. It feels slow and I don't like it at all.
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    ill take a road video of my a3, trust me the power delivery is not dull, ask niki @ R-Tech he compares it to pulling 3 times better than a stage 2 lcr and its not even running at its max.

    i guess you live no where near the north east of England or id of been happy to take you out in it.

    also found out earlier it pulls the pants down on 8p s3's and a celica GT-four (not a standard one) but you would expect that there gay slow cars plus there not an 8l a3 obviously the best car you can buy !
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    s3dave TFSI Hybrid

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    Its getting too gay in here....:box:
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    thats because prawn had it mapped in a certain way, progressive torque and power delivery, much like a N/A car, so power always there and always rising, responsive and linear, not all at once then nothing.

    its all in how its mapped dude, you should know that.
    having been in reesys car, 290hp ko4 that peaks QUICKLY at 24psi or something shocks your system. And, best thing about KO4 over KO3, it will hold its boost and torque ALOT better.

    personally, id want a car mapped to have a toque curve like the profile of a dining table.
    riding 270-280lbs for 3k rpm (danes b5 mapped s3 for example) must feel ****ing epic as opposed to 320lbs for 100rpm then tailing off to sub 250 very quickly.
  7. Westy
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Danes s3 felt amazing when I drove it. Better then how mine felt on stage2 software.
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    I know it's all down to how it's mapped, but Prawn's car feels ****. I don't want mine like that.

    The thought of a K03s hybrid is a good one, especially like yours coat boy. Niki said it's the way to go.

    I can always go down my current route, and then go up to a hybrid K03s later; I think that's the best idea. That way my car isn't off the road, I get to make manageable improvements that don't financially cripple me every time and I have got scope for more power later for £500.

    Got any proper vids of your car coat boy? I'm interested in this now, after speaking to Niki I think it's the way to go.
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    CHEZ moderately amusing

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    nar mate, thats where real men that can drink mens beer come from! :beerchug:

    seriously though, jardo is ok! in a budgie stroking, custard eating (devon) wind up merchant kind of way!
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    coat boy lmao klap fadge.

    the only videos i have up to are the ones of it on the dyno at r-tech.

    ill get some one to video me going for it then ill put them up on here then after that ill get some videos of my car ......
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    yeah dude we are the real men, not no gay fairy pube faces!

    where about are you from in the north east, we should meet up, i like long romantic walks along the beach and been taken for meals, maybe we could go dogging ;)


    haha im only joking i don't go dogging, i like to do it in public places....


    :jester:
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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    I like video's :)

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    I like you too Chez, you're a nice bloke. I remember our meeting at ADI this time last year, and leaving chatting to the misses about how nice you were but how we didn't have a flocking clue who you were haha I think I've got a picture of me hugging you somewhere.
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    Ha ha thats better cnt flaps....:beerchug:

    Its about time it all kicked off again......:)
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    thats a bit tame innit?
    i much prefer s&m and rubber fetish parties and kebabs..................................................... all at once...............



    peterlee mate :beerchug:, straight down that A19 son
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    have you? :undwech:
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    I have yeah, it was weirdly like hugging my dad. Just without the erection.
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    ha ha! i probably am your dad! son...........................
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    Over 250lb ft for 2.5k revs
    Over 280lb ft for 1.5k revs

    That'll do for me.
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Lmao the bro mance is blosseming in here.

    Im freinds with niki r-tech, cov and prawn on facebook, so knew your name was jardo, then seeing you tear that guy up i knew it was you lol

    Il have to add you now in a gay facebook way that us tt folk do!

    And coat boy lmao im sure you will make someone a very good wife one day, did you say you cook?

    And just for the record acts of sex in public are frowned upon in a uk court ;)
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    well done chris, but put the spanners and screwdrivers down eh? or you will break that! :icon_thumright:
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    :shrug: and i thought dogging was bad...
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    nooo way!!! this happens to you as well..

    this is also the reason why i have to sleep in my own bed, im only 22.

    i mean what point has life got to where you cant sleep naked in between your own mam and dad with a full mast on, Jesus christ!
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    ha ha! well you do come from boro............................................................
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    i know it was tame, i just didn't come across as slutty on our first date. im glad to see we have a lot in common especially love the rubber fist scene!

    next time your bored or near Middlesbrough you should message me we could double fist each other until blue in the face.
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    Nice and strong there reesbag...what does that feel like on the road...a fair punch?
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    lol!
    am just waiting for the police to show up here!
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    oh yeah like this is it first you by a TT, then come out your gay and then start seeing other men on facebook with out poking me first via thee bookface.

    i can cook very well you missed out :( its a shame you always looked like a nice boy thorugh your bed room window while you sleep....

    i know iv heard this so i usually just do it on the steps of the court, something about the smell or something they dont like in the court room ;)
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    That was pre large port and yeah it was very punchy. That was the same map as when Karlos went in it. Laggier now, but after ADI will add some timing and more boost and try and beat both figures.
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    lmao who do you know one of them officers wont be me coming to give you that special dance you so longingly want!


    :busted_cop: hey, heard there was a disturbance...... a disturbance in my pants!! *cue music*
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    Are all you northern lads gay or into incest!?
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    [Oct 10, 2012]
    Chez set his stall out with the curtains open again.....:)
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    depends what you like mate, we can change just for you! but it will cost extra, i mean i don't mind dressing up as your sister if you want but i just hate blonde wigs....
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    anything you want sunshine! :eyebrows:
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    i think it just went wayyyy past that point now!
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    Ha ill add you aswell coat boy, whats your name? We can all be face gay together!

    But as much as your northern smut film intreages me i am not homoinclined and have no closet to vacate :)

    Im sure the smell of hot pot and ky go hand in hand with judical law!

    But i now understand how you get the money together for all the mods on your modest income ;)
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    LMFAO! :laugh:

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    anyways, on a car related issue, camskill have got no goodyear assymetric 2 in stock and i want some now goddamnit!
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    you keep lying to your self but once you come out you will be happy and free quite possibly find it hard to pee! ;) haha

    im on niki's facebook just search coatesy on his friends list im sure ill pop up, im the hairy looking beast with some sort of flower in my mouth lol

    i own a shotgun, i jack people for car parts lol i joke... i kidnap them.
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    there is also black circles and ebay !

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