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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. camscockle20vT
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Yeh i got that advice, and i was tempted but its my work car and kind of flapped abit lol.

    Yes coatsey im a big gay goose in a girls car!
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Doh! Like a girl.

    I'm sorry ill leave you alone now. I take my self humor to far.


    Id of brimmed it with diesel also if there was only 6 quids worth of petrol in it, at least it wasn't your TT lol
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Lol its ok i can take it ;)

    Its worse when the mrs was taking the piss out of me saying shed never done such a stupid thing, my defence is that i can drive upto 4 diffrent cars a day so its confusing lol
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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    Anybody fancy another ring trip, I want to go in April.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I'm washing my hair that month mate.
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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    Bloody hell Scott, when did that happen lol?
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    If you turned up when you said you would, you would know!!
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    jojo S3 Drift King! Staff Member Moderator

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    I'm going to make I'm busy in April then! The Ring won't be a safe place with you there! :laugh:
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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    Worried you'll get beaten by an A3 there too? :p

    I did some logs again this morning out in the fog, 179g/ps, 224bhp brosef.

    LOL Scott, sorry brosef. I forgot all about it and got pissed down wetherspoons instead.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    COCK.
    Could have invited me.
    Bellend!! :ninja:
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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    You don't drink though Scott lol
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Drunk you under the table lad!! :thumbsup:
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    jojo S3 Drift King! Staff Member Moderator

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    No mate, worried I get no Ring time once you shut the place down.
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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    I really want to be supportive to Westicles, I want to be a friend in this dark hour. I really do.

    But it's so much easier to just be a cnut.
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    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    I think he might top himself.

    Don't push him too far.
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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    He's had a tough time in boot camp this week too, poor bloke.

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  17. ScottD3
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    You do what you're good at mate :thumbsup:
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    i've made him feel MUCH better. i know it
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    s3dave TFSI Hybrid

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    And his fanny is super clean now.....:laugh:
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    My mangina is clean as whistle now. Thanks Karl

    I've had a quote for a garage to do te work if I supply the parts and lets just say I really hope I can do it myself next weekend!!!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    With that post, I hope my car blows up. :ninja:
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    s3dave TFSI Hybrid

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    go on.....?? are you still going to ADI?
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    did you tell the garage your fanny was super clean? i bet you would of got some discount for that!
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    ADI is off for me I'm afraid. Will have to concentrate on recovering for my Bedford track day in November.
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    *ahem* sorry, I mean ermmm; that really sucks Westy :( Hugs to you :(

    -

    In all seriousness though, look in 8L chat. I am literally the most helpful person in the world ever.
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Who the fk is that set in my seat ;)

    Dave, Chez, chris n eveyone else... how do!
    Scott, when was that pic took lol
    Jardo, you is back!!
    Cam, hows that girls car working out for ya ;)

    And Fred, sad times dude, LNM crew ftw... you can do it!!
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Oh yeah, Karl... ill be dropping your're mum off around 12'ish :sex:
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    Prawn My other car is a MINI!!!!

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    You'll never go to the Ring, lets be honest. And would you really consider it after what's happened to us lot out there before? You'd be mad to do it. Not that you could ever afford it anyway :laugh:

    That's not hard, on his birthday he had 2 bottles of cider and got sleepy, then got the hump because we laughed, then spent the evening playing on my girlfriends computer in the corner whilst we all got pissed :laugh:

    Clearly it was meant to be mate, at least this way with us both out everyone else can feel better about themselves as they won't be being lapped this year ;)
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    LOL so true Pdog.

    I don't drink, unless it's your party.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Prawn, Does he pass out easily?
    Can we put him in the bath, cover him in shaving foam and shave his eyebrows?
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    Phil Miller.

    My new hero!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    [Oct 10, 2012]
    Explain?
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    Clutch thread, calling colonbumbanditadam a checkout boy.

    Total hero.
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Damo the girls car is great dude!lol

    Klappe you on about me?lol
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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    Nooo not you, you're lovely.

    Look in the clutch thread in 8L chat, some guy called colonicabadam or something. He's a total arse clown, he's been popping up on here for the last two years spreading his pearls of wisdom and gemerally being a prick.

    He gobbed off at me one day, got proper lairy and said a load of ********. He rang my work and linked them to a thread I had posted in saying that main dealers were a rip off (in relation to Audi servicing) and tried to dob me in thinking I worked for Audi.

    He also followed me on Facebook and sent me a load of abuse.

    When he discovered I am a 6 foot psychopath and was offered the chance for him and two of his mates to have the **** kicked out of them at the Ace one night he went weirdly quiet and piped down a bit.

    He was banned from here for 6 months, now he seems to be back spreading more of his knowledge.

    /rant.

    Since when did you have a tin turtle?
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    6 foot is small :moa:

    He does have some real good pearls of wisdom though, you should take note :ninja:
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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    What WMI have you got babe?

    AEM?

    x
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Why thank you klappe, i dont think iv seen you write something positive about a member on here lol only joking.

    I think people take you too to heart, you seem a good guy thats just a wind up merchant lol. If they cant handle the banter then **** off!

    Iv been shot down by many a member that has more knowledge than me in something iv said as sound advice in my opinion.

    And i havent cried yet ;)

    As for the titty twizler, got it about 2 weeks ago, the mrs wanted a new car and i was missing my audi, so she drives it in the week and i thrash it of a weekend(if im not pissed) i wanted a s3 over the TT but it was better than getting a gay cooper s.

    Going to attend a good few meets and shows next season and atleast one trip to a cov meet!

    Ps. I was gonna say about how dobbing in was out of order, then i rememberd you put the ****s up some bloke for just saying he had 260bhp in his seat ibiza lmao was class that!
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Yes boss. Why, you looking at getting a kit?
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Is that an ann summers brand?lol

    But seriousley i put klappe up there with the other knowled bomb experts, yes he seems like a jack russell nipping at the others heels being the s3 slayer nd all lmao.

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