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ASN's Pub

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I shall prepare the Chez doll:

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  3. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    I corrected it for your Westy.
     
  4. jojo

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    Is it possible to sneak in in the early hours? lol
     
  5. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    In to Chez's tent?
     
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    I was thinking more like warm spring rolls actually.... :yum:
     
  7. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    O hell yeah!!!!

    How do you cook the rolls?


    I had saturday's spring rolls on sunday and they was ok. Not the best but ok.
     
  8. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing
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    as long as its not "cream of sum yung guy" :shutup2:
     
  9. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Chezza, any requests for your doll? any particular outfit you want to wear at Inters?
     
  10. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing
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    well you know, just the usual stockings and high heels please fred! :arco:
     
  11. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Not a problem mate :thumbsup:
     
  12. jojo

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    Deep fry 'em
     
  13. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    We can do that at a camp site. :D
     
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    wahey discovered the panic button on asn!!! saved my bacon at work today when the boss was floating past...
     
  15. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    A what?
     
  16. CHEZ

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    please explain sir? :salute:
     
  17. jojo

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    Alt + Tab? lol
     
  18. CHEZ

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    oh yeah! nice one!
    not that i would ever be needing that at work! as i have a proper job and use my hands and brain and that!
     
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    if u go to settings then edit profile.... scroll all the way down to enable the panic button
     
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    One day Pastor flaps was walking past the ASN pub when he saw through the window one of his congregation sitting at the bar drinking whiskey. Not wanting any of his flock to be part-taking in this evil pass-time he rushed in shouting " Mary Mary put that down and you are coming home with me". So Mary drops the glass and staggers to her feet but looses her balance and falls into Pastor Flaps, sending him flying too, as he was just a small wee man. Anyways Mary ends up lying on top of the Pastor, skirt up around her neck and passes out drunk. When the ASN bar man, who was in another room, comes in to see what all the noise was about and sees Mary on top of the Pastor on the ground he comes to the wrong conclusion and shouts "Hey stop now and get up!!! there will be no sex in this Pub". To which the priest says "You don't understand I am Pastor Flaps" so the Barman Gives up and says "Well if you're that far in you might as well keep going!!!"
     
  21. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Hi Fkrs,
    chez no inters??? yr a northern coal eating pussy!!!! yr going to get bummed to death by karl and abused by the rest of the pub ;)
     
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    sadly damian no i will not be mate! silly shifts wont allow it!
    i will be attending AITP though! looking forward to that :arco:
    pics of the above said pub buggery or it did not happen!
     
  24. Westy

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    Don't worry about that mate. It will happen, and there will be pics ;)
     
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    payback's a ***** lol
     
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    Just had the mother of all heavy shower pass by Brum/Solihull, it's now so cool, but starting to warm up again and feeling humid!
     
  27. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Thanks scott. Didnt think it would be a problem borrowing it to nilz. Will send it back strait after.

    Thanks again for borrowing it me, not that iv used it lol but thanks never the less lol.

    So on a side note, i have my rims, interior and silicone tip on ebay at the mo, suprised to have 21 watchers on the interior tbf. Lets hope i get close to what i want for it.
     
  28. Reesy

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    Did you get my PM?
     
  29. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)
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    Hey Adam, you will have to pop by one of the days when you finish work, just give us a shout and I will pop out, the car is running as it should be now, so im happy :)

    Give us a shout one of in the next day or two, as have a few questions about your car ;)
     
  30. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Will do mate, il come round tomorow about 5 if your around.
     
  31. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)
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    I wont be about then mate, will be more about 6ish, if thats any good?

    Drop me a text in the day, ive got the app on my phone now as well, so we can test that if you like?

    Cheers
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  32. ScottD3

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    Got a link to the rims?
     
  33. Westy

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    Reesy, I'm hoping my whole interior will be available by July. Really hoping to get a diesel and rip everything out the S ;)
     
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    I don't want his interior..

    Well I do, but that's not what the pm was about.
     
  35. ScottD3

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    His is a four door.
    Will yours fit?
     
  36. ScottD3

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    Reach around?
     
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    Mine won't fit, but as I said I don't want the interior.
     
  38. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Who cares, I'll still mug him for it ;)
     
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    Hero.

     
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