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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. crazy88
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I dare not see you, because much like Fred it would send me over the edge. So please, don't upload a picture of your naked oiled up chest with a rabbit sprawled across it, please don't do that whatever you do. :yum:
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    I've had an absolute gut full o this decking rain. It's been raining so much that even in my dreams it's now raining! I can escape it :(

    Nice 4 day week, hope it's not too busy.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    WTF happened to this place?

    I'm away for a couple of days and it turns in to the fkn Pink frinking Elephant in here.

    Karl, Chest waxing WTF? I understand the need but willingness to rub a rabbit on your naked, smooth, oiled rippled chest is something else. I don't think Fred and Crazy is helping. I got a feeling there might a mini Blue Oyster Bar tent at AITP for you lot. lol

    Westy, Nice find on the clay bar. Mines covered in country bits. lol

    Crazy, I don't like the Galaxy, Its slow and cumbersome. HTC front end is so much nice and easier to use than the Samsung, you have so many more options and better options.
    The samsung lacks the ability to select all emails, you have to manually select each on and there is some other items that I can't remember right now but I can't wait to get something else.
    I can't moan to much cause its free and a temp phone for now.

    Karl, That is cool a rabbit though. My mate has one of them big giant house rabbits. He's Awesome, makes me want to get one.

    Morning all.
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    Pot. Kettle. Black?


    And yeah, the Samsung Galaxy S1 wasn't supposed to be amazing. It has got a lot better with the S2, and i'm sure the S3 will be better, but I do agree HTC is good too. What replacement are you gonna get then? The HTC One?

    Back in work, and I have a cold :( I don't think the lady next to me on the train appreciated my sniffing all journey, although it was better than just letting snot pour out of my nose.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I've never waxed my chest. Ever!!

    Yeah One X if I can blag it.

    Looked at changing contracts and still thinking about it but I've been with T-mobile for about 10 years or so and can't really fault their service, signal and they have looked after me in the past.
    Their no data charges is a big bonus to me, as using over 2gbs a month is really easy. I think the most I've used is about 3.5gb and all I got from T-mob is a text msg saying, don't do it again.

    Poor Crazy and a little sniffle.
    Man up *****!!
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Oh guys, the survey on the house is finally happening today :yahoo: I've got to the stage where I'm just so fed up of living a home, every little think is annoying me.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Nice one mate.

    Bring on the party!!
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    You must be getting really impatient to get moving now Fred. Wont be long. Then its party at yours. :)
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    The dude who did our survey apparently walked into our new house, looked around the lounge and then said "yeah that's fine". What a waste of £200, but at least it allowed us to get our house :)

    And i'm not surprised you're ready to move out, i couldn't move back home now. I'd last about a week before I exploded with rage I think. What's the estimated date for moving?
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    We paid for the next level up, was £480 and is meant to take half a day and a structural check.
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    nice one frederick!
    you too soon will be able to walk around any room you please in your underpants, maybe even the odd winmill without your mam telling you off!
    oh, and now the bad bit, no more made meals, washed and ironed clothes and ps3 and porn whenever you like! :shrug:
    Sandra likes this.
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    I do my own ironing anyway as my old dear has a tendency to burn stuff. Meals and porn is a big problem though :(
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    OMG, I had to watch this a few times to see what's going on. The bloke gets hit by the 4x4 first before the kid goes flying hit by the car!! Hope they are both ok?
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    So work has begun on my fence, not too sure when they will finish, the only thing I'm sure about is, I'm going to be skint afterwoods! :sob:

    Amusing thing is, the guy(he's an old man) reckons he may have put the original fence up some 25years+ ago, as he had the contract for when the local houses was built! At least he's having a nice chit chat with my similarly old neighbour whilst he's got 3 of his work force doing all the work. :laugh:
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    No idea. I might try and find the original video.

    Pics of the work...............Not that I'm being nosy and want to see your garden or any thing. :)

    I think our fence is about to fall down.
    I opened the gate yesterday and heard the sound of splitting wood. :(
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    That video cant be real!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I'm looking.
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    [video]http://www.break.com/index/man-gets-flipped-by-car-only-breaks-legs-2324594[/video]
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    For a start, it doesn't look real. I'm sure if you hit a standing body at that sort of speed the car would be more wrecked, the persons body would be obliterated. And anyway why the fk was it being recorded? and the video looks far too smooth.
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    Sorry, no pics of before, never thought to take a pic, not in the wet anyways.

    But here's a pic of about 3/4 of the **** they are taking away!
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    God it is like the blue oyster in here.

    So whats acccurin?

    Whos shoes are those boots?

    Whos jacket is that coat?

    I need a beer :( tuesday has been hard and im paying the price physcologicly.
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    I said that Fred, but Scott assures me it's real. I call fake though.

    Good day everyone?
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    Jesus Scott, can you warn us when you're gonna post gifs of double fatals! More fool the bloke for standing in the carriageway and not even looking in the direction of the traffic flow!
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    any watch the CNN new report?
    real and a broken leg.

    all good. :D
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    I had to convince myself that it was too earl in the week to have a beer but I really wanted one.
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    Jojo you got the pikeys in or what!! ;)

    Never to early for a beero fredo :beerchug:

    Evening all, well I'm well and truly diy'd out!!!!!
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    x2 that made me sick....:asskicking:
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    I still don't believe that gif is real and that's why it's not making me feel sick.

    I got my PS3 unbanned today (at a cost of £110) so I've been on that all night. Waiting to hear back from eBay as to whether I'll get a refund from the cock that tried to do me over.
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    You realize that is grade 1 Hashish......:lmfao: get some bamboo shoots growing jo!!
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    Morning all.

    How is everyone?

    It looks like the rain is back.


    Much happening today?
    I'm on a late shift :(
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    I'm sick of the rain, literally cant take any more :(

    It feels like winter and I cant see the summer coming any time soon.
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    we had the summer, 2 weeks last month.
    remember?
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    I'm now officially SKINT! But I have a new fence. lol


    Ha, no, they are local professionals! Did a good job too, the place is all tidy, and they even spent an extra hour fixing the neighbours side door, as he couldn't close it with the new fence in!

    They got double wages then.... :drag:
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    The force is strong in this one.....

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    Thats a cracking fence.
    That should be last you mate.

    Get some patio cleaner down and a jet washer, bring that right up a treat. :thumbsup:
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    I live right by a stream, I literally jetwash the patio once a year as it gets covered in moss and stuff!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I want to live by a stream.
    I want the stream on my land, so I can go swimming in it with the dogs.

    Give me farm land, trees, fields, water and a small house, big garage, I'll be happy and content.
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    You'll get massive rats just like Crazy did if you live by water.

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