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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. camscockle20vT
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Ha i can see this going the same way as the angle grinder thread lol

    Oh and on a lighter note somone scraped the back of the mrs car :(
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I'm sat here in my comfy chair with a bottle of beer and the match on. Lovely stuff :beerchug:
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    We just thought it'd be rude to talk about her when you were listening that's all. After all, some of the lads were getting a little close to making inappropriate comments about her :D
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Are you here still ?? Can we talk about organising an ASN train on mamma yet ;).

    Evening all.
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    Great game of footy. I doubt you'll see this much diving in the springboard event at this years Olympics!
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    Ronaldo still wants a slap.....
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Yeah I hate the bloke. If he wasn't a footballer he wouldn't get laid. He's like a greasy chipmunk.
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    2 for 2...I'm on a roll.
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    You been on the crack pipe again! What are you on about?
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    Think about it dude ;)
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    No Fkn way :faint:

    There's more chance of winning the lottery twice with the same numbers :)
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    I know! I'm in a state of shock.
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    Ahhaaaa sghow off!!! I'v been told I may get lucky later just need to do some ppi paperwork then her ass is mine :sex:
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    You lucky sods. I might just have another beer and watch some porn :thumbsup:
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    Pics....;)
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    The tables will turn at the weekend mate, fear not.

    Think I'm gonna have a shower then watch the countries finest entrepreneurs....you know the ones on BBC? :)

    Dave...I took some but she grabbed my phone and deleted them. Pfft! Not a happy man about that.
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    I bet your mrs is well happy about you posting about you having sex straight after lol.
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    She jumped straight off to check out the ark website for new clothes haha.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    thats it, the world is going to end.
    fkn crazy got it twice in a week.
    I'm off.
    and dave wants pics of what?
    Crazys face due to the shock or his over used helmet?
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    [​IMG]

    (22 to go ;) )
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    And they say romance is dead!
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    I feel sick....that's my first love and I'm now jealous. That stallion...


    Not in my house son, not in my house
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    They don't admit it you mean?

    I don't think we ever had it.
    I can't be assed with it.
    Takes up to much time and energy.
    Time and energy that could be spent on other activities.
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    Thats it scott say it has you mean it ,,,, get the fookers on a first aid course....:)
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    Ha if iv read this right ill be sending you some viagra back with your blutooth device lol what activity is better than sex?lol
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    so lets get this strught, you'd rather wax yr sack and bang one out over pushing yr lass around the house... you mad bro!!

    Cam are we going to see the big 1000 tonight?? don't mean to push like but in up early doors so can we get a wriggle on ;)
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    Ronaldo is a glory hunting greedy facker ...jeees
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    Anyone would think you were on a promise lol
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    ​Lol James. :)
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    Bloody better be James or I may have to force myself upon myself lol
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    I'm sure he thinks he is.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    hang on!!!!

    I never said we don't have sex or can't be assed.
    I'm not about all the romantic **** that goes with it.
    yeah fine, get all hot and swap fluids, happy with that but not all the softy, loving, **** that goes with it. It takes up to much time.
    warm up, swap fluid, get some endorphines, dopamine, norepinephrine, and phenylethylamine going, get your breath back, have a drink and get on with the rest of the day/night.
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    The mind boggles.
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    He's probably got more chance than you making a hatrick!

    :lmfao:
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    iv had a baff an everyfink ;)
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    That's twice this thread has made me sick tonight :(
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    Clean as a whistle Damo. :) x
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    yeah but yr thinking about it ......
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    Bet that was cold mate.
    I thought you folk never had baths during the winter, being so cold and not having any heating or indoor plumbing yet?
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Ha ill try my best mate, will have to post on here from now due to only about 16 posts to go and im a dope sometimes, wouldnt wanna post my 1000th anywhere else like. Lol

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