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ASN's Pub

ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Ha i can see this going the same way as the angle grinder thread lol

    Oh and on a lighter note somone scraped the back of the mrs car :(
     
  2. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I'm sat here in my comfy chair with a bottle of beer and the match on. Lovely stuff :beerchug:
     
  3. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    We just thought it'd be rude to talk about her when you were listening that's all. After all, some of the lads were getting a little close to making inappropriate comments about her :D
     
  4. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Are you here still ?? Can we talk about organising an ASN train on mamma yet ;).

    Evening all.
     
  5. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Great game of footy. I doubt you'll see this much diving in the springboard event at this years Olympics!
     
  6. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    Ronaldo still wants a slap.....
     
  7. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I hate the bloke. If he wasn't a footballer he wouldn't get laid. He's like a greasy chipmunk.
     
  8. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    2 for 2...I'm on a roll.
     
  9. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    You been on the crack pipe again! What are you on about?
     
  10. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Think about it dude ;)
     
  11. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    No Fkn way :faint:

    There's more chance of winning the lottery twice with the same numbers :)
     
  12. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I know! I'm in a state of shock.
     
  13. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Ahhaaaa sghow off!!! I'v been told I may get lucky later just need to do some ppi paperwork then her ass is mine :sex:
     
  14. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    You lucky sods. I might just have another beer and watch some porn :thumbsup:
     
  15. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    Pics....;)
     
  16. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    The tables will turn at the weekend mate, fear not.

    Think I'm gonna have a shower then watch the countries finest entrepreneurs....you know the ones on BBC? :)

    Dave...I took some but she grabbed my phone and deleted them. Pfft! Not a happy man about that.
     
  17. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I bet your mrs is well happy about you posting about you having sex straight after lol.
     
  18. crazy88

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    She jumped straight off to check out the ark website for new clothes haha.
     
  19. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    thats it, the world is going to end.
    fkn crazy got it twice in a week.
    I'm off.
    and dave wants pics of what?
    Crazys face due to the shock or his over used helmet?
     
  20. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    [​IMG]

    (22 to go ;) )
     
  21. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    And they say romance is dead!
     
  22. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I feel sick....that's my first love and I'm now jealous. That stallion...


    Not in my house son, not in my house
     
    Last edited: Apr 25, 2012
  23. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    They don't admit it you mean?

    I don't think we ever had it.
    I can't be assed with it.
    Takes up to much time and energy.
    Time and energy that could be spent on other activities.
     
  24. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    Thats it scott say it has you mean it ,,,, get the fookers on a first aid course....:)
     
  25. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Ha if iv read this right ill be sending you some viagra back with your blutooth device lol what activity is better than sex?lol
     
  26. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    so lets get this strught, you'd rather wax yr sack and bang one out over pushing yr lass around the house... you mad bro!!

    Cam are we going to see the big 1000 tonight?? don't mean to push like but in up early doors so can we get a wriggle on ;)
     
  27. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    Ronaldo is a glory hunting greedy facker ...jeees
     
  28. quattrojames

    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Anyone would think you were on a promise lol
     
  29. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    ​Lol James. :)
     
  30. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Bloody better be James or I may have to force myself upon myself lol
     
  31. crazy88

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    I'm sure he thinks he is.
     
  32. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    hang on!!!!

    I never said we don't have sex or can't be assed.
    I'm not about all the romantic **** that goes with it.
    yeah fine, get all hot and swap fluids, happy with that but not all the softy, loving, **** that goes with it. It takes up to much time.
    warm up, swap fluid, get some endorphines, dopamine, norepinephrine, and phenylethylamine going, get your breath back, have a drink and get on with the rest of the day/night.
     
  33. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    The mind boggles.
     
  34. quattrojames

    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    He's probably got more chance than you making a hatrick!

    :lmfao:
     
  35. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    iv had a baff an everyfink ;)
     
  36. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    That's twice this thread has made me sick tonight :(
     
  37. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    Clean as a whistle Damo. :) x
     
  38. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    yeah but yr thinking about it ......
     
  39. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Bet that was cold mate.
    I thought you folk never had baths during the winter, being so cold and not having any heating or indoor plumbing yet?
     
  40. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Ha ill try my best mate, will have to post on here from now due to only about 16 posts to go and im a dope sometimes, wouldnt wanna post my 1000th anywhere else like. Lol
     

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