Feb 17, 2011
Also this was funny:
Nice one Welly! Imagine the embarassment of getting sacked over Facebook for all to see!
Imagine the embarrassment of this....
I bet Michael was proud though!
Check out Lamebook.com. all ways worth a look and some funny bits on there.
The misses has given written warnings and P45s to people for posting things on facebook.
New day tomorrow Welly, might get better, it is poets day after all.
My dog started howling last night.
He only use to do it at the air raid/nuke alarm on mondays but stopped since we moved.
All of sudden for about 10mins last night he started howling.
I was not sure it was him at first. walked down stairs kicked **** out of him and went bed, felt better and he stopped howling.
Ok, I never kicked **** out of him, thats just curel and the other dog would not let, he'd rip my leg off if I tried, not that I would try or any thing.
God I'm tired!!
I hate disturbed sleep, and im glad you retracted on your dog beating!
It will never happen. I could not do it to any animal.
well, unless its attacking me and I had to get away somehow. lol
Any thing interesting this weekend or today or at all?
Nothing happening today,just a steady day at work.
Tomorrow im off to the theatre to watch The Lion King! Not sure what to expect,but its supposed to be really good.But its not normally my thing.
What about you mate,anything exciting happening in your world?
That could be interesting.
I got visions of it being a bit like Cats.
Half a day friday, so i'm home at 13:00.
Servicing and fixing my mates DT125 tomorrow, picking the mother in law up from the bus station and then taking her to the zoo thingy on sunday.
Should be fun, I get to feed deer and goats and baby ba lambs. lol
Bored now, wanna go home.
We went to see the Lion King a while back, I loved it. Not my favourite, but it was impressive.
DO NOT go see Wicked though, it was awful. If it wasn't for the sex that followed with the mrs it'd have been a completely wasted trip.
I have only ever been to the theatre once before, when we went to see Grease on Broadway in New York, wasnt that excited about it but thouroughly enjoyed it.
Axios , feeding the animals should be good fun,id love to do something like that and take my kids, they would love it!
Come down to plymouth. there is loads down here, more than I thought.
Found a place near newquay, might go there at some point.
Crazy, I think you turn your misses down next she approches you for sex. See how she likes it.
I do it to my misses every now and then but she gets really pissy with me and goes to sleep. lol
I know, it's hilarious when you do that. It does them good to be told no every now and then IMHO.
How can you say no?? Im not sure i could do that!
Welly's guide to keeping women:
I good tug on the hair always goes down well,
Turn her down every now and again, that'll learn the beeotch
And other such hilarious tips
The thing that annoys me if they turn us down we have be all fine and ok with it.
if we get stroppy they get annoyed with us for being annoyed for being turned down.
If we turn them down they get annoyed for being turned down and get pissy with us but we can't do that to them.
Or something like that.
Or is it just me?
I dont turn down, so cant comment!
I'm glad to see you've been listening....
LOL, it works for me dude, what can I say??
Lessons to live by!
haha can you imagine meeting a girl for the first time taking the above literally and just pulling her hair lol
Been up for over 48 hours now, i think i'm single handedly keeping Red Bull in business!!!
Bring on the weekend!
Id suggest getting a bit of kip before the weekend though!!
I am indeed!!!
She went a bit mental on Wednesday night, so i didn't sleep just in case she did something while i was schnoozing, did the job on Thursday and got her back up North, got back down here about 5pm and went to the pub. Came home and had dinner, watched a film and by that time it was 2am and i had to be up at 5am so i just stayed up
All is done, few tears when the goodbye came but she's still chatting to me so it's all good
TBH i feel fine. Probably go and party my ass off tonight and then have a good nights kip
What did I miss??
Nothing new - mental woman
Check out the rants and raves section welly, all is explained there.
Me n the Mrs of 18month split up the other week matey, she moved down here from Bedford in January and was never comfortable, things got worse between us and in the end i just called it a day
Made a moving date for Thursday to get her back home, and Wednesday night she went all psycho so i didn't sleep to be safe. Got it all done yesterday and had to be up at 5am this morning so didn't sleep last night either
For the best, she's home and i'm not being harrassed by her anymore, plus i have my flat back
Onwards and upwards - out tonight, Epsom derby tomorrow then out after that
It's cool - I saw the other thread so I'm down with it now.... :thumbsup: (And I replied to it on t'other thread too)
How we all doing today then?
Amazing actually, really happy today (in contrast to yesterday)
The coffee machine is fixed, so I have filled up on about 8 expressos so far today to make up for yesterday.
An easy day at work hopefully, a working laptop, working water meth, a fine new bit in the office that started today. It's just all good frankly.
Pics are needed my friend, pics are needed! (i'm allowed to request such vulgar things now )
Well apart from being shattered due to no sleep since Tuesday, i've got a £20k contract in the door, my new bike just arrived and my mate said that he's buying the drinks tonight as he thinks i'm upset about the break up
All in all, a good week then..... :thumbsup:
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