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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. damo.h
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    [Mar 13, 2012]
    Ah Bless. Got big ted ready for sleepy time ;)


    Feeew thanks Sandra, Thought I was under developed for a mo lol.
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    its ok, 1 inch is better than 0 damo, you hang in there.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    You'll be fine damo.
    Don't worry about it.

    Look, he's smiling already.

    [​IMG]
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    You kidding about your wisdom teeth damo! Mine all came through in my early 20s. Surely you should have yours now you're in your 40s :moa:
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    [Mar 14, 2012]
    Random stuff of the morning.

    My mates Facebook status.
    Not alot was happening, so I made my own entertainment.
    Random dribble. :)


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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    I knew I'd get abuse soon as I posted that. Gits!!

    Scott what's that all about then?

    So what's doing ?. Nice easy morning for me then off to the park, then on a cho cho ride maybe feed the ducks some stale bread. Take it you fugly's are all working :Mao: up yrs!!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    This might explain your sig then mate. :)

    Random day to have off mate.
    Any reason?

    Just my random drivel about some Chinese proverb my Chinese friend put up.
    I thought it was funny, so i'm sharing it with the pub.
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    :mao: fail lol

    Mrs needs to go into work today as they'r half way through an offstead inspection and everyone's flapping.
    So iv took the day off with Noah. Should be a nice day for the park if the sun gets rid of all the mist, back in tomorrow tho :(
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator

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    Just got a VMhub installed, 60meg broadband!! lol I phoned up to cancel it, they said they could give me 60meg for a quid less than what I'm paying! ummm ok :laugh:
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Legend!
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    s3 Hoggy Whats going on???

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    I was in a lift with Danny DeVito at work today!

    That is all...
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    pics or it never happened!!!

    did you say anything?
    like I loved you in casino?
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    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    ha ha!
    i been in a lift with mike tyson before in an amsterdam hotel!
    i got pics cos it happened!
    do i win?
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    s3 Hoggy Whats going on???

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    It 100% happened! Ill get a picture next time I promise! He's living in the flat next to the flat I'm working on. I'm working at the Savoy hotels private apartments on the Strand, He actualy started talking to me! He asked if I was staying at the Hotel? But as I was covered in sawdust and **** I couldn't blag it and had to explain that it's me making all the noise next door lol. Was quite a brief in encounter so didn't even ask him anything! I'm sure I'll bump into him again at some point
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    s3 Hoggy Whats going on???

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    Get the pics up!
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    oh go on then................
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    was taken about 8 years ago on a **** nokia phone at the time! so excuse the shine and bad quality! lol

    [​IMG]
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    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    Are you a painter and decorator?
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    you love pimping that image. lol

    nice story Hoggy.
    tell him scott says hello.
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    s3 Hoggy Whats going on???

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    Me? I'm a Carpenter/Joiner
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    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    who me james?
    nar mate!
    i make fantastic ball bearings and trouble!
    are you a painter and decorator?:icon_thumright:
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    s3 Hoggy Whats going on???

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    Haha I will do Scott!
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    You win Chez :) x
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Only 8 yrs ago. Wtf happened to you dude ;)

    I once made a horse box for ken fkn Barlow... I win hands down lol
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    Lol no I meant Chez, that reflection looks like white emulsion on his face.....

    :tumble:
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    alas so true! god damn it!
    i was genuinely star struck though! didnt know what to say, all i could think about was his pigeons and didnt want a dig to the ribs! lol
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    Thats not emulsion, iron mike made him his biatch ;)
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    damo you legend lol!
    cheers sandra!
    james, it was a while ago dude! no smart phones back then you know!
    anyways a just twigged! what you mean damo? i am very handsome i have you know!
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    shut it umper lumper!
    did you make ken barlow a mini horse box for his toy horse! lol
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    s3 Hoggy Whats going on???

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    I mate a kitchen work top that fitted on to a trailer for Jamie Fkn Oliver's VW camper lol
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    You is buff man ;).
    So what's the dealio ?? Man I'm goosed. The boy has ran rings around me today. I'm ready for bed!!
    Just sat here watching one dog fart and the other looking round at him like :wtf:.... Small minds!!!
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    I laid some concrete at Roger Daltrey's fish farm...
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    Also a staircase for Roman Abramovich
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    Jamie oliver,VW camper hmmmm :think:




    Still ain't no fkn ken Barlow. ;)
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    i once powdered amy winehouses nose.........................................................



    actually thats a lie! :undwech:
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    I saw Sarah Jessica Parker in New york 2 years ago. Man is she well airbrushed for sex and the city. No pic tho lol. :)
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    s3 Hoggy Whats going on???

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    I see her in Sex and The City 1 & 2
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    Get a video of him saying hello scott. that be fkn amazing.

    this is me with Darth Vader

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    i had a wee next to the late great john peel! in a pub toilets urinal (no pics) that would have been awkward, true though! lol!

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