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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

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    Sandra MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

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    Good morning guys. Weather is shocking here. It is trying to snow, its extremely windy, and very very cold.
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    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    Horrible here too Sandra! A real espresso coffee and sit down morning.

    I'd believe that more if it was the funny ones you were reposting!
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    Ok guys, this is my 3000 th post, saved it for pub. Im now going to have coffee, just like james, but I think i may have a nice sandwich with mine. :) x
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    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    I'm currently drinking this:

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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Why are zips up to close and down to open?
    Would it not make more sense for them to be down to close and up to open?
    Less chance of them falling open that way.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    because, stupid, how would you get your trousers off????
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    +111111111111111111111111111111111111

    And you'll find that zips don't "fall open" because of gravity, the zipper gets forced down because of the separating of the zip strips/runners.

    Trust me, i'm a zip expert. :ninja: :undwech:
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Who says I was talking about trousers?

    Could have it where the zip unclips, like you get on big coats and sleeping bags.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    What ever the reason for them opening.
    If they was up this way, they would not open.

    This goes for pockets, jackets, coats, hoodies. any thing really.

    Some applications they need to be the current way but still.
    The point stands.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    We all know you were talking about trousers so don't try to back pedal :whistle2:
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Scott, that is some impressive GIF work - good skills. :)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    It did spark the idea. granted.

    Why are bra's hooks and not velcro or zips?

    Thanks.

    i feel like doing some more.
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    It would be equally annoying with pockets etc because when the zip gets knackered, they would just fall closed...

    More to the point, why not just not break your zips and then they won't fall open.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I have an answer to this dilemma.... Buttons. Problem solved.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Velcro would probably keep coming unstuck. You know how bad velcro goes after a few times through the washing machine. Hooks are cheaper and possibly (I dont wear bras so wont know for sure) easier to hook up then to zip up behind your back!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Safety Pins for the win.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    To early for more gifs?
    Never!!

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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Never.

    There was some good ones there!

    Where the hell do you find them all?
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    4Gifs.com


    (it's in the corner of most of them :lmfao:)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Correct. :)

    But there are other locations.
    Google is your friend.
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    Very good Scott!

    I'd love to know the story behind some of them! Like the handbag theft in the lift lol
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Lol you die if some granny toom stones ya in a lift. Big feet tho so prob a bloke or Reesy ;)

    Good effort today scotty !!!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Its a new page with no gifs.
    Time to give it some gif loving.

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    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    The first one's like a gif movie!

    WTF is with the Golf driving through the cyclists??
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Road rage?
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    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    Bit extreme? lol
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    It depends on the back story.
    But you're right.

    I'm going with the thought that no one got hurt or died, makes it a funny gif then.
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    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    Absolutely, I wasn't disputing it's humour value!

    I'm sure someone must have got hurt though? lol
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    The driver after every one caught up with him and gave him a pasting.
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Sod the golf where did them puppies come from. !!!!! Well hidden under the shirt.
    I remember when that fat kid went viral after he hit back at the school bullies. Good lad :thumbsup:
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Same here, I remember the fat kid kicking that dude's ass. That was hilarious. In Australia I believe it was.
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    Correct.

    That was very stupid of the scrawny rat of a kid. Dont pick on someone who's 4 times the size of you.
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    s3 Hoggy Whats going on???

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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Poor kid had been bullied for yrs, but was too nice to hit back. Good to see stuff like that ;)

    Scott what page was the songify's on ??
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Not a bloody clue mate.
    Google it with Site:audi-sport.net
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Was funny to watch, but a mouth open one for sure.

    Scott, can't find em. Was funny looking through tho, you forget the shear amount of randomness this thread holds lol.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Did that brought up about six pages but none had the vids on. So I went either side of em and got bored of looking

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