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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. quattrojames
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    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    You're getting old.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I might be but I still laugh as farts, people falling over and kicked in the nuts.
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    I'm the same. Farts will always be funny to a man no matter how old they are.
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Them are the 3 funniest thing in the world tho are the not.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    They are the best.

    GIF time
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    That first one is so fkn funny...cheers scott..:icon_thumright:
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Well I've had a busy night on my new PS3 :)

    Got back up to level 20 in 1 night. I was level 31 when my old PS3 died so still got a long way to go but it's a start.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Is that good or bad?
    I don't know.


    Morning land of t'web and trolls.

    Its thursday today and I don't think I got much on.
    Tomorrow is friday, so half a day but I'm on the late shift so 10:30 till 15:30. Not sure how I'm going to cope with that.
    Dad is down this weekend to see a show which means I get to rag his Touareg around for 2 hours on saturday and then sunday its wiring up my heated seats, I hope. I'll see what I can do.

    Any one else up to much?
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    If you make hot chocolate or coffee, you add water to the powder (or how ever you make it) and it dissolves making your drink.
    But the does the volume of water increase due to the added powder?
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Early morning GIFs. Cause I wont have time tonight.

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    WTF are you smoking?
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    yes
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    Reesy Well-Known Member

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    But is it still water, or has it become Hot Chocolate?
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    Its finally happened....he will try street racing in Audrey next...:)
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    either way it contains H2O
    :)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Is it rude to masturbate to porn on you phone while in bed, led next to your misses, holding her hand while she holds the phone for you?
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    CHEZ moderately amusing

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    ha! a bit scott!
    depends if your wearing her bra or not!:undwech:
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    If she's not putting out then I think you're well within you're rights to beat the meat next to her!
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    Rofl!
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    Was she ok with it?.....:)
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    David, come into the saloon bar next door ;)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    lol.
    We was talking about watching porn on the phone for some reason and it escalated to the above.

    Do you think people rape prostitutes and then kill them or pay for sex, kill them and then rob them?
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    On Grand theft auto, I always use to bang them, then beat them up to get my money back....
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    Yeah. Then beat up randoms on the street, Kill an entire swat team, bring down a police chopper with an RPG, steal a car, get it resprayed and get away scott free :whistle2:
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I do love those games, I thought the best ones were on the PS2 if I'm honest, Vice City for example I thought was great.
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    The original birds-eye view GTA was the best.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Na, the jump to 3D made it epic. They were good, but not sure if they were better....
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    Vice city and san andreas had more stupid things to do, gta 4 went more realistic and serious..

    But the trailer for gta 5 looks epic.
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    I found my CD of that the other day.
    Installed on my PC and it was a bit to quick. lol
    Unusable.

    I really enjoyed the last one.
    almost 200 hours of game play, actually doing the game.
    Thats what games should be like.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    hooooraaaaa for GTA3 and VICE CITY. thats where my youth went
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    You're still a Yut.
    What you talking about?
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    I will but its highly addictive and i have work to do....
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    good morning pub people!
    whats everybody upto today then? anything exciting?
    bored to bits me! its too cold outside to do anything in the fresh air and i need to keep my child occupied!
    any suggestions folks?
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    Cant say i've got any suggestions, haven't reached that stage in my life yet with kids etc..

    But i am stuck at work and bored also.
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    Good morning Mr hawks, how about I lil card making sesh ? The princess could help daddy make a valentines card for mummy, saves buying into the hole rip off alternative. Could also make some red roses with twigs and paper. Kids love that Shiz

    Or bang peppa on and get on the console ;)

    as for me I'm currently unblocking a bog :(is it unprofessional of me to call my tenant a "fkn fat mess, that really needs to stop flushing copious amounts of baby wipes that she uses on her oversized sweaty crev down my loo. :banghead:
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    pmsl....is she eating healthy,, :)
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    Pure genius, reading that was priceless.
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    It's not even funny this I the second time and yet again she has blocked the frigging stack. Going to have to call the guys out to jet it again.

    On top of that two radiators are leaking due to cracks :wtf: and the fkn letterbox has been pulled off!!!!!

    And to make things worse the bumpkin just txt me to say how funny he finds this and is waiting for a fkn cider sat in a bar. God damn it !!!
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    Not a dry blacthorn day then Damo.

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