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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's!
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    I have opted for the "harsh as f*ck" running in period.

    Lots of people will say that an engine ran hard from day one tends to be better in the long run, there is a lot of talk on it if you have a look through the Abarth forums and also on the Porsche and Ferrari forums.

    It is certainly the case with bikes.
     
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  3. ScottD3

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    Its not like you're going to own it when its 30, so who cares.
    Enjoy!! :D

    Mate in work bought a new BMW bike, ran it in as per the manual and it broke. Got it replaced and trying again with the new one now.
    May be he should have ragged it.
     
  4. ScottD3

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    Don't do football, don't understand the passion around it. So I just wind other people up.

    Like this I did for my mate.
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  5. ScottD3

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    Phone call from the garage.
    Audrey is in need of new rear axle bushes and new front wheel bearing.
    No tyres this month. :(
     
  6. Westy

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    She's such an old banger!
     
  7. ScottD3

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    130k and 14 years old.
    Yup, shes getting on but I do love her so.
    I need to do a trip to bristol for work, that will cover two tyres. :)
     
  8. jojo

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    That's nothing, My B5 Passat Estate is on 188k miles after 12yrs. Tried to replace her with a B7 A4 Avant, but was put off by isues with the VAG 2.0 TDI unit.
     
  9. ScottD3

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    Is that that champaign coloured one?
    Keep it mate.
    I can't see the point in changing cars if the one you got is perfectly healthy and fit for the purpose.

    Back from the vets.
    One dog 100% healthy no issues.
    Other dog falling apart. got some lump thing on his foot and to stop him from licking it to much he has to have a lamp shade round his head.
    Its funny as hell. lol


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  10. jojo

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    Champaign? It's silver! :moa:
     
  11. ScottD3

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    TAXI!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. ScottD3

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    That moment when you wake up, draw open the curtains, survey the parking area to make sure your cars on there.
    You spot one but don't notice the Audi.
    Your eyes widen, your mouth opens, goes dry, your breathing slows to almost stop, your heart drops in to your bladder and just before your about to freak out and you realise its at the garage.
     
  13. Westy

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    hahahahahahahaha, brilliant. You plum!
     
  14. Reesy

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    Quoted for truth.
     
  15. Sandra

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    I so love that Scott. Your wasted working for HP. You need a nice new relaxed career as a writer.
     
  16. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    but she's ibucus fkn red!!





    IE, Marooooooooooooooooooooooooooon :lmfao:
     
  17. ScottD3

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    FKN RED PEARL.

    Going by the paint code.
     
  18. quattrojames

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    Are Mills & Boon still going?
     
  19. ScottD3

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    You've read my blog right?
    No way could I be writer. lol
     
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    Nice one James. That made me laugh.
     
  21. Sandra

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    Your blog is really good scott.
     
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  23. jojo

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    Red is the new White! :undwech:
     
  24. ScottD3

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    Not sure how to take that.
    I'm going to take it as a good thing cause I like white and Audrey's Red Pearl.

    I love white!!
    [​IMG]
     
  25. quattrojames

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    Is that Audrey in the barn?
     
  26. ScottD3

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    Hows your alarm?
    Audrey's is working fine!!
     
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    Ah ok, that must have been someone else who mentioned they thought their car had been nicked when they looked out the window, forgetting it was at the garage.

    ;)
     
  28. ScottD3

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    A, it was really early and I was still a sleep.

    At least its not as bad as the person who drove to the shops, walked home, went to bed, got up, car not there, phoned the police to report it stolen for them to tell him its at the shops.
    Or something like that. lol
     
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    You almost had me?.. you never had me, you never had your car.
     
  30. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    ballistic gel is set and ready for some target practise tomorrow.

    after my floatation tank session and Swedish massage. Can't wait.
     
  31. CHEZ

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    what?
    you been at the mushrooms again scott?
     
  32. ScottD3

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    which bit chezzers?
     
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    all of ot scott!
    sounds like your going for a float, getting shot and then getting a saucey rub down
     
  34. damo.h

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    Elaborate please ;)
    You ever had a Swedish before?? Like paying to be happy slapped lol
    That's sounds like my kind day chez, sign me up baby ;)

    What's going on today people? Mums over for the weekend so it's a family day today. Off to Trafford for trainer shopping & tapas ;)
     
  35. Westy

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    Ballistic ammo is normally explosive isn't it so god knows what ballistic gel is! Personally I don't think it's the type of thing you want to be putting on a public forum.

    It won't be long before the old bill come crashing through your front door with the "big red key"!
     
  36. damo.h

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    They use it to test the penetration of a bullet Fred.
     
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  37. ScottD3

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    Floating in a salty water solution for an hour (dead sea style).
    Saucy rub down but no happy ending sadly.

    Then firing some air weapons at jelly type substance to see what happens.
    All 100% legal.

    Sadly my rifle is in bristol with my dad. I think a weekend in bristol with him is order and make he's not buggered up the sights.
     
  38. ScottD3

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    we had our fun and this is what happened.

    First hit.
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    Then allot more.
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    Then we cut it open.
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  39. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    now your going to have to eat it, for shoddy grouping :lmfao:
     
  40. ScottD3

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    Balls!!

    A hand pistol at about 20feet with a none correctly set up iron sights.

    also, they are not all mine. :p
     
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    scott how is it your name is green?
     
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    It's like blue. But less so.
     

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