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ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    no not yet mate, but i am sure it will all come out!
    it turns out i knew who he was and i used to work at the same place as him briefly a while ago!
    he shot his wife, her daughter and his wifes sister i believe before turning it on himself!
    why?
    think only he knew that mate, but like i said i think it will all come out soon!
    meryl lookin happy, but there not really house pets scott! they are filthy animals!
     
  2. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    6 degrees of separation and all that.
    With facebook we are all 3.5 degrees or something. scary really.

    Some would say the same about dogs, hamsters, rabbits and other such animals.
    Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to make her in to a house pet but she seems too prefer it in here. I kick her out and 5mins later shes back in and on the stairs.
     
  3. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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  4. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Yeah, what the hell is going on!! When I saw chicken pics on Scott's Facebook I thought he had his bsc pics up. Scott you really are a country bumpkin, and your dogs are an embarrassment to themselves, they should have it killed already and you should already have some black bean sauce to put it in with (the chicken, not the dogs. This isn't Korea)
     
  5. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    The dogs will happly eat it but I'd told them not to.
    You should see them go for a hedge hog, thats a nasty as site and ages to clean up after. :|

    Any way, I'm off to Bathe my chicken
    How to Bathe a Chicken: 11 steps (with pictures)
     
  6. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    The chicken is gone.
    I walked half way up the road with this chicken under my arm and the owner came round the corner and collected her.
     
  7. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    are you gutted mate?
     
  8. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    To be honest a little releaved.

    As much of a joke as it was having the bird here, it was starting to get a bit tiring.
    All ways telling it to get off the sofa, jukebox, TV, worktop, table and cleaning up its poo.
    I was happy to have the experience, will we keep a couple for eggs? I'm not sure. we need to sit down and reflect on the last 24 hours.

    Just went round the house and wiped down all the surfaces, mopped and vacuumed the carpets, tided up a bit and now its time to chill out.

    I might even go out with the film SLR and take some pics of the car.
    Got a nice wide angle lens for it, so going to go for a play.
     
  9. Sandra

    Sandra Moderator Staff Member Administrator Moderator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter

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    Glad the chicken is back with its rightful owner Scott. I think it was a good deed you did taking it home and looking after it till it could be returned. Now you can just sit back and relax. Well done scott.
     
  10. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    I would go to KFC for a 3 piece Variety Meal and wash it down with a Pepsi Max. :yes:
     
  11. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    Take away tonight I think.

    Half a duck and some sweet and sour Cantonese style, spring rolls, prawn crackers, crispy beef and some cider. :)
     
  12. quattrojames

    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    I'm not too proud to say I looked in here tonight purely to see what happened to Meryl.

    ( :( )
     
  13. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Haha brilliant.

    Anyone else got the work in the morning blues :(
     
  14. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Not me. I've got the "get up at 5:30 and drive 3 hours to Bill's" blues :(
     
  15. Sandra

    Sandra Moderator Staff Member Administrator Moderator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter

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    Good luck with journey to Bills tomorrow westy.
    Damo, sorry your back to work tomorrow.
    Scott, glad Meryl is back in her own surroundings.
    James, I had a proper laugh at you checking up on Meryl.
     
  16. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    Morning all.

    How is the weather for you all?
    Wind and rain lashing down here.
    Its a big mental here, the ferry was drifting and bobbing.

    Any one got any thing interesting happening?
    I got erm........nothing, nothing at all. Unless you count filing for a missing Expense report entertaining.
     
  17. damo.h

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    Boooooooooo it's tuesday.

    Same here Scott, let the dogs out this morning and did a Marilyn Monroe in my dressing gown ;)
    Westy fingers crosses dude.
    Scott that sounds like fun... Not!
     
  18. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    I opened the door and the dogs just looked at me, looked out side and went back to bed. lol

    Good lucky westy, with the BHP and driving in this weather.

    I doubt you was as good looking as Marilyn Monroe though damo.
     
  19. damo.h

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    You just wanna see me box Scott ;)
     
  20. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    O hell NO!!
     
  21. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    The pubs are dead!! :(

    No one around?
    Where are the yuts and the oldens?

    I'm now that lonely man sat the end of the bar. :(
     
  22. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I'm just at the shell garage 5 mins from Bill's. I'm an hour early so grabbed some more breakfast.

    This weather is so bad. The wind nearly ripped my door off on the forecourt!
     
  23. s3dave

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    Morning guys, busy first day back...:( good luck westy lad.....:)
     
  24. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    Rubbish. At least it keeps you entertained mate.

    I'm listening to the wind howling past our sky lights.
     
  25. quattrojames

    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    This weather is terrible!

    That combined with most people going back to work makes for a depressing start to 2012 :(
     
  26. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    Is a bit of poo start to the new year.
    I just hope it gets better.
     
  27. quattrojames

    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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  28. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    I read the daily mail and find it rather informative...........................Ok I look at the tits.
     
  29. patTTpoa

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    Tits?? Are there tits in that paper??

    Pat
     
  30. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    Depends if there is a political story.




    Generally bikini or celebs but its the only safe web site I can view in. :)
     
  31. patTTpoa

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    Safe as in the wife will not ask questions?? Haha ;)

    Pat
     
  32. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    Misses don't care as long I don't make a mess. lol

    More for work.
     
  33. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Same story here, weather is ****, and I have a long day at work ahead of me!... so much for retirement..... haha
     
  34. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    work for me 2! Boo! And its hectic as the machines have been off for 2 weeks so its lots of graft for me! Replacing solenoid valve and servos
     
  35. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    I never thought you was that old Jo.

    I asked the misses if I could take all our savings and wages and spend it all on lottery tickets at the next big roll over.
    She said no :(
     
  36. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    My sort of work Chez.
    Enjoy it mate. :)
     
  37. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    God I feel like hanging myself today!! Never been so depressed in my whole life.
    **** weather
    **** faults on a job to start off the year off with.
    **** sandwiches in my butty bag
    And to top it off iv stripped my sds drill down, bypassed the trigger switch to the motor and it works!! so only need to order a new trigger @ £50 and not spend £400 on a new drill "yahoo" then knocked the drill off the counter and it's coggs and bearings all over the fkn place... Oh ****!!!

    Sorry how arewe peeps??
     
  38. mancdan

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    Can someone tell me did there used to be a thread on the forum somewhere regarding forumites wife pics :eyebrows: instead of car pics??

    I could have sworn it was on this forum a few months back but cannot find it anywhere?

    Cheers, Dan the perv!
     
  39. Sandra

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    Was deleted.
     
  40. mancdan

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    Yeah just found a thread about it, no worries, Thanks Sandra.
     

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