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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Welly
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I must admit, I may have laughed just a tad.... :lmfao:
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Laugh it up sucker, I'll soon be back to my former glory :eyebrows:
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    What? :)

    May be, lol
    See if he can work his magic.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Yawn.... Nearly the end of Movember dude, looking forward to a hair free face?
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    No mate, my lip is warm. I'm going to trim it all down and let the rest of my facial hair catch up. Meant to be going skiing (if it snows!) before xmas so want a warm beard :)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Beard with snow on it.
    Explorer look, cool.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I'm buying a sledge this year and 2 new dog harness.
    The bastard dogs are going to tow me around.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Poor dogs! You must weigh a good 16 stone!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I was once, I think i'm 15 now. lol

    They can do. They are stronger than they look.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Blimey I'm catching you up! I'm 14 stone now, was only 12 when I saw you at AITP :undwech:
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    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Well lets face it, Audrey isn't going to get very far in snow is she?
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    You are eating like someone that wants to get fat.

    She got stuck last year trying to park.
    I had to dig her out of 2 inches of snow just to get her in to her parking bay.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I'm a fat man in a thin mans body. I love eating.
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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    1500 post by.the end of the day?
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    No chance!

    As I was closing in on 10K posts it took me about 3 more days then I thought it would. Now some clown has taken my posts away :(
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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    I can so do it!
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Pack it in you spam bag :)

    By the way, I'm all booked up for brands :racer:

    What's the deal with lids as it doesn't mention hire on that website!?
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    Oh sweeeet!

    I am taking my helmet, but you will defo need one. I'll forward you my confirmation letter if you give me your email address so you can pre read it? Will be awesome to see you there! :D
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    So do you need to bring your own helmet or do they hire them out too? When I booked Bedford I had to pay £5 for the hire of a lid but I can't see ot mentioned anywhere on that website.
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    I think they will have hire on the day, but much better to be safer than sorry! Do you not have your own?
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I don't have my own but I can borrow one. I'll look to get one if I make track days a regular thing.
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    So guys, anybody driven a 3.2 V6 A4?
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    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    I might have overtaken this fella with spunkguzzler or something down the side of his car, when I test drove one in Plymouth area recently. :lmfao:
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    I over took a 1.6 B5.
    Never knew they did one.
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    Nor did I! Bet thats slow as! Hows diesel audi of champions going?
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    CHEZ moderately amusing

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    Good morning! boys, girls and admin!
    Its aproaching that time of year again when sadly i have to do some work!
    Me and the midgets, or elves to you lot are working flat out at the minute trying to be at all the shopping centres at once! and i really cant be arsed to be honest!
    So i thought i would have a quick post on here while i have a spare minute!
    If there is something in particular you guys would like this year, please let me know and i will check the naughty and good book to see if your entitled to anything! and i will see what i can do.
    The closing date for this is the 20th december, P.M. me if need be and hopefully ebay will deliver the goods on time!
    For those of you with particularly hot birds, home visits are available by request, but a photo first will be required for this,(pics or it wont happen!) and maybe, i will let them sit on my knee!
    This year we have ditched the raindeer and stupid sledge and will be using royal mail instead.
    This is mainly down to health and safety reasons but does give me more time to play call of duty and drink stella!
    Also this year, for those of you who thought i had a deep seated perversion of stockings are wrong!, and through vigorous therapy i have overcome this affliction!
    So dont bother with the stockings this year lads ok!
    Its wrong to wind a brother up!, you wouldn"t offer a recovering alcohollic a bottle of smirnoff now would you?
    Also i am off mince pies and sherry too, i prefer a nice can of stella and a cream pie instead these days!
    Those of you lot wondering if you have been naughty or nice this year will have me added to your friends list on ASN without even knowing!
    If this is the case and you have me there, well done to you you have been nice!
    if not, unlucky, your bad and will have to be nicer in the future now wont you?
    Well thats me done, i am off to whip my midgets to get more work done around here, while i get to prestige level 2 on call of duty!
    Oh, and remember what your mother used to say, i can see you and i can tell if you have been naughty or good!
    adios!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Chez, how many stella's had you drunk before writing this?
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    haha so obvious it's chez
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    Jay A3 More power

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    The mention of the stella gave it away!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    To many stella jokes. :)
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    Stella and MW2.
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    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Banned Santa would have been more appropriate a couple of weeks ago.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I might still happen :whistle2:
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    Ads License to drive

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    The use of this word says that its chez! :lmfao:
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    Ad your sharp eye for punctuation is nothing short of amazing :lmfao:
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    Ads License to drive

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    :laugh: Maybe he could get one of the mods to change the username from BAD SANTA to BAD GRAMMAR. ;)
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    TRACK DAYYYYYYZ :D

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