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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Nice.
    Is nice in wales. I misse riding my motorbike round them hills and vallies. O and the welsh tarts. :)
     
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  3. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    That's it, I'm getting my coat....
     
  4. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Welsh birds. The actual best lay in the world.

    Utter, complete and total FILTH.

    Reminds me of a night in Cardiff... oh the memories.
     
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I have seen and heard lots from the papers about Cardiff, sounds liek they have some class birds!!!

    Or maybe that was just dirty *****!
     
  7. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    All fingers and thumbs are accounted for. :)

    Use to work for a welsh company based in Cardiff. One of the best sounding call centres I have ever phoned.
    Company night outs was all ways entertaining. :)
     
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    ASN night on the lash in Cardiff then!
     
  9. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Cracking idea............No wait, Last forum night out I had I almost went blind, walked in to my room where my mate was watching porn and jerking off, stopped some random bird from having an affair, then try and have an affair with her mate and spent rest of the night talking to Carter USM.

    I'll need to think about it. lol
     
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    Sounds like an entertaining night out!
     
  11. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    It was that, thats for sure. Really wish I took pictures or at least filmed it. lol
    I do have scares on my eyes from the night out. lol
     
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    It sounds like it, would not want to walk in and catch a mate knocking one out!

    Although a few years ago we went on a night out and my mate walked in the hotel room catching me in bed with another bird! So he just got in his bed and put the tv on!
     
  13. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Lad
     
  14. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Did you stop or finish off?
     
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    Stopped, till i thought he was asleep! Then back on it! I though we were quiet till the next morning when he told me he could hear her moaning!
     
  16. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    hahaha! I fear that if I went on a lads forum night out i'd no longer be a faithful husband :jump:

    So perhaps i should stay at home polishing my...bike.
     
  17. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Your only unfaithfull when the misses find out or the super injuction fails.
     
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    haha! I am not rich enough to keep her though when she does find out. All these footballers wives face years in a normal life with little money or staying with cheating husbands. And I bet giggs' wife is banging everyone she can knowing that he's doing the same! Such an odd life.
     
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    Crazy, you could blame it all on your missus and the lack of sex! She made it happen!!

    At the end of the day you are just a man and we have needs!
     
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    Ads License to drive

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    Sorry to change the subject for a minute lads..... BUT please someone with an iphone download the app called LaDiDa, record themselves singing a song and then post it here.
    I sound like Pavarotti on it!

    Auto-tune really can make someone who sounds like a goat sound like mariah carey.

    Someone please do it. Now!
     
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I've warned her of that! It was all easier before the kids, and i think she knows i'm kind of tied in now :(

    Ah well, lets talk about Cardiff's girls! Anymore stories? lol

    Aythreee, I'll have to do that later when nobody is in the office. :)
     
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    Well post yours up then!!

    No I phone thing here, android all the way!
     
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    Ads License to drive

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    I can't, it's too gay.
    Maybe I'll do a rap or something later and post that :happy:

    But in the meantime, who's brave enough.....
     
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    Ads License to drive

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    Ahh please do man. I'd bloody love that.
     
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Same. I heard that the iPhone was actually a giant suppository.... You decide, our lines are open....
     
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    "My names aythree, and I am me, one of the mod team stole my extraaa e."
     
  28. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Is there a android version of that app?
    I'll give it ago.
    I could do a duet with a lad in work. lol
     
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    That would be epic, get on it.... :thumbsup:
     
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    When will you android people learn, there's never an android version of that app! :noway:
     
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    Ads License to drive

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    :lmfao:

    "My name's welly, and I am smelly, I've got a big belly, and I fancy R Kelly"
     
  32. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Back on the subject of forum nights out. Get on the ASN Ring trip ;)

    We can all go to the "Cherry Bar". Those that have been to the Ring before will probably know what i'm talking about.
     
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    Apparently 'MicDroid' does a similar thing, but not as well. (that goes without saying I guess).
     
  34. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Mine's easy to rhyme stuff with... lol.

    I'd like to point out though,

     
  35. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Ooooooh, spoken like a true iPhone lover.... lol.
     
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    "There ain't nothing wrong..... With a little bump and grind"

    There clearly is when it's with underage kids!
     
  37. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    When will you Iphone people learn that the Iphone is just a fashon accessory! :noway:

    R kelly or Mathew Kelly?

    If i can find a autotune app for android I will.
     
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    Ads License to drive

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    :laugh: :lmfao: :applaus:
     
  39. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    [​IMG]

    Isn't he dreamy?
     
  40. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    There is nothing wrong with a little bit of urine.....
     
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Fair point, it does make me cooler than having a little green robot stuck to the side of my head though! And please! It's iPhone, not Iphone. Get it right at least :angrymod:
     
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    It's the great big bushy beard that turns me on most!
     

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