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ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Morning Fellas.

    Sad about wheldon.

    Chez, get that shart sorted. Do as Dave recommended, and ask how you can be in 2 places at the same time, especially as you drive a diesel...

    Managed to average 25.6mpg out the Seat over the weekend, not bad for a 1.2! Car is officially a 'total loss', got to round up the paper work tonight..
     
  2. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    Watch the crash this morning, 15 cars totaled. shocking crash and shame someone died. :(

    Reesy, they made you an offer yet mate?
    Keeping it, breaking it?
    Do it!!
     
  3. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    well, finally getting somewhere regarding this bizarre situation of my double wammy speeding situation!
    basically, i phoned the filth this morning and the conversation went something like this,
    hello there i recieved 2 speeding tickets at exactly the same time in opposite directions how could this be oraficer?
    "erm, well, er, what has happened sir is, er i think, oh yes thats it...., what it is sir, the area you were caught speeding in was, erm, has been having the cones and cameras repositioned to a different location sir, so the original letter you have recieved is not entirely accurate, and what we have done is resent you that letter but with the correct whereabouts of where the incident occured! so please disregard the first letter as this is a lie and believe the second one!"
    said the plod.
    hmmm, i thought, what a load of poppy cock!
    basically they have moved the cameras about and not reprogrammed them with there new location so everything they caught was logging data that is false!
    great! i smell a plan!
    so this second letter is correct then? whats to say its not? would not really look good in court now would it? a police cock up!
    so i phoned my solicitor and i am currently awaiting a call back off him regarding this! (he was in court today so busy)
    with a bit of luck i shall get off scott free!
    ha ha!, unlucky rozzers!
     
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  4. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    well in chez! no one ****s with northerners!
     
  5. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Good luck Chez, I thought taking 3 points on the chin would be a result, but I guess nil points is even better!
     
  6. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    Well done Chez keep at it...bloody freezing......luckily im in sunnier climes tomoz...:cool:
     
  7. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I'll be at Bill's for the dyno day, naturally.... lol.
     
  8. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    have a good un dave!
     
  9. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    Cheers chez will do, just keep an eye on scott and jardo...:)
     
  10. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    Shut it.
    He let me down on monday.
    I was most unhappy.

    Morning all.

    Any idea what the weather is going to be like this weekend?
    I got loads of bits to play with but not much time to do it all.
    I blinds to fit, heated seats to wire up & fit, Heater matrix to replace, rear top mounts to fit, clocks to wire up and finish and a car I've not driven sits I replaced all suspension parts.
    AHHHHHH I need more time.

    How is every one? :)
     
  11. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Off to Belgium today.... :)
     
  12. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    On the lash? Where you going?
     
  13. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    The missus is having some mods installed.... ;-)
     
  14. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Oh yes. Good luck with that mate. How long you there for? I'm guessing she needs to stay overnight at least?!
     
  15. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Yes mate, we'll be there until Friday and then coming back, should get back sometime on Friday night.

    I'm a bit nervous about it to be fair :(
     
  16. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I'd be bricking myself too mate, but also really excited. How's the mrs coping?
     
  17. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Seems to be fine mate actually - I guess she's a bit nervous too, but it will be OK.

    I'll be better when I can sit down on the Eurostar with my book :)
     
  18. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    Nice one welly.
    Have fun mate.

    She'll be fine dude. My sister had her extras install about 2-3 years ago with no issues.

    Is it wrong to ask for before and after pics? :)
     
  19. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I'll take some through a top....
     
  20. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Good luck welly (and to the mrs too, lol). Let us know how you get on, and don't go falling off the eurostar!
     
  21. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    All for you man. I'm not that much of a perv. :)

    They might tell her this but don't go mental with bras till its all settled down and then go mental with the lot. :)
     
  22. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    I want an RX7.
     
  23. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Until the engine needs a rebuild, then you'll want to get rid...
     
  24. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    So after driving the Lambo Gallardo last week, we go to the other end of the scale! lol

    A cousin of mine turned up in this today, I had to have a go naturally! :racer:

    [​IMG]
     
  25. Ash187

    Ash187 Audi-Retrofits.co.uk Site Sponsor VCDS Map User Gold Supporter quattro Audi A5

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    guys, i just remembered about the Pics of your Mrs (NSFW!) thread but its not there anymore... what happened to it?
     
  26. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Not quite as jealous as I was when you drove the Lambo! Is that the nasty Nissan with the odd back windows? one that wraps around the C pillar and the one that doesn't?

    It felt the wrath of a moderator :crying:
     
  27. Ash187

    Ash187 Audi-Retrofits.co.uk Site Sponsor VCDS Map User Gold Supporter quattro Audi A5

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    NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! why? :crying:

    i was in the mood as well.. hahahaha :sex:
     
  28. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Yes it is, a Nissan Cube! Actually, it's a very comfortable car to drive, loads of room inside, and quite funky. It's slow though...
     
  29. Jay A3

    Jay A3 #because Racecar Team Daytona Audi A3 Manual

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    Looks weird... it actually looks like post man pat had a respray... As long as its a nice drive!
     
  30. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    I work for Mazda, we still have 13B titanium carbide tips on the shelf. Been told I can have a rebuild, new apex seal and gaskets for under £200. :)
     
  31. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Same colour scheme as yours Jay! lol

    Sounds good! DO IT!
     
  32. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    I can't have one now, maybe in a year or so.

    I am not finished with the A3 yet, when the A3 is a proper track car I'll look to buying something new :)
     
  33. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    My mate sold this one a few years back, it was rapid!
    [​IMG]
     
  34. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    :wub:

    I have my heart set on a blue Type R, like this...

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    Or this

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    Either way it can't have a spoiler lol!
     
  35. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    R.I.P Marco Simoncelli.
     
  36. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    Who?
     
  37. Sandra

    Sandra Moderator Staff Member Administrator Moderator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter

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    He was a fantastic moto gp rider scott. Such a tradgedy. R.I.P
     
  38. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    AAAARGH! Just travelled 50 miles+ to view a car, it's the right colour and model, but not the correct spec!??.... it would have helped if the trader put the fookin correct picture up in the ad! Looked for ages for said car aswell, it was too good to be true!

    NEEEEXT!
     
  39. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Did you really like the cube that much?
     
  40. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    You getting another pissrat?
     

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