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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Reesy

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    what did i miss?
     
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  3. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Morning all.
    whats happening?
    What did I miss?

    I made it to Basingstoke and back with out any issues or rapping. lol
     
  4. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    looks like the boys where trying the old Stalingrad tactics last night ;)

    Morning Scott how was the trip. Did you go up to see jardo ??
    What's the story this weekend ? I'm at I party this morning. No doubt I'll get jumped by Noah and his mates then need to paint the bathroom before I'm aloud to play with the car, boooooooo

    Scott what's yr take on iPad's ??

    Wait..., Yr a droid, I know what Yr answer will be haha
     
  5. Sandra

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    Morning all, reading back, it looks like the boys were giving quattrojames a hard time, dont see the point of it myself. Thats my opinion
    anyway. Hi scott and damo. Damo, ipads are the best.
     
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    morning y"all!
    i had a day full of nothingness planned yesterday, all of a sudden the mrs has made it packed full of busy!
    i hate grocery shopping! normally do it online but ooo nooo, she wants to go out! women eh!
     
  7. ScottD3

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    Damo,
    It went fine yesterday.
    got home at 01:00, went to bed and now i'm sorting the loft out.

    As for iPads, very good.
    I like apple products but I feel there is nothing special about them any more, every tech company has their dog can produce something as good or better now thanks to android.
    If you have a iPhone and you're happy with it, might as well stick with the apple product lines.

    Why give QJ a hard time?
    He's one of the mods that on our side for the pub. All this mod baiting and antagonising is getting a bit old now lads.

    Enjoy the party Damo.
    Chezney, gutted on the shopping trip. Hope its quick and don't go in to clothes shopping. lol
     
  8. CHEZ

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    aye scott, feel a bit guilty about griefing qj now!
    it was all a drunken lairy night! i do appologise! soz qj:beerchug:
     
  9. Reesy

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    None of it was harsh lads and lady, lighten up. We weren't being horrible, but it was one of those 'had to be there evenings' I think.

    Did you see Jardos new motor, or were you dropping him at his mums?
     
  10. damo.h

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    Or was it Yr mums Chris ;)

    Agreed though, James has always been for the pub. Baiting could bring on another member ban or even a pub closure. They will get fed up at some point I reckon.
    Anyways moving on.
    you say Yr at goodwood today Chris??
    Stick to the beams Scott haha
    Don't get sucked in chez women are devious !!!
    Hey Sandra what you up to ??

    I about to go out and quote a wrap then off to the big orange DIY store for some paint, I bloody hate decorating :(
     
  11. ScottD3

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    No mate. His friend is brining it round in the morning.
    I did see his mum. :)
     
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    No mate, my mum has retired. Nah, Goodwood tomorrow, weather is meant to be sheite, but should be a good 'un none the less. What you quoting a wrap on mate? Anything exciting?

    Shame, although it's only a 2wd A3 anyway. Sarcasm, but don't tell him.
    Milf? Cougar? Standard?
     
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    Retired :faint: I don't believe you for one minute.... Filth that one!! haha

    Not exciting just a little swift lol she wants it going carbon lol.
    I shouldn't dis as it's not very professional. cough 'shopping trolly' cough ;)

    +1 on jardo's mam. Did you pap her????
     
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    [h=2]General Chat[/h] (46 Viewing)
    The place to chat about anything not related to cars - perhaps news/current affairs, or maybe just some laughs and banter

    Nothing in it lads just laughs and banter...i think QJ was having a laugh with us...:)
     
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    That's a good quote ;)
    How do dave what you up to. Fancy painting my bathroom for me??

    Well can't be assed and B&Q is chocka with Chav scum for some reason. New decorating grants being given out :think:
     
  16. Reesy

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    Thank you Dave, that is the point I was trying to make

    Filthy, dirty chav scum? :puke2: OR
    Filthy, dirty chav scum? :sex:
     
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    Erm no....

    Cant stand decorating my mrs likes it though....:arco:WIN
     
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    If theres anybody else who wants "to go on a ride" with scott hes just got more supplies........ sweets and the andrex dog..:)

    Jardo walking funny this morning :think:
     
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    Morning all, or is it afternoon now?! Me and the gf had a few drinks last night and was a bit hungover this morning heading back to the pub now to watch the arsenal game ;)
     
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    Ill go with the first and i expect they'll be planning somat like this
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    Sorry that is not the answer we were hoping for :( does she do foreigners ??

    only fair to post this again..... and its burgundy !!!!!
    [​IMG]

    Lazy boy, did you manage to choke her??
     
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Yeah choked last night ;)

    Just back from the pub. Awful awful arsenal!
     
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    Scored five goals to Blackburn's two and still couldn't win.
    Bad times.
     
  24. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Haha very true mate.

    The ref was a total tit all game. Got a couple of big decisions wrong but that doesn't take anything away from our shocking defence.

    We've let in 12 goals in the last 2 away games!
     
  25. ScottD3

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    I'm not commenting on Jardos mum, I've meet her and she's a very nice lady. :)

    My dogs are at the kennels but I have got some new sweets from an American shop in Bristol. Happy times. :)

    I'm off to get some food and sort out all this **** I got to sell.
    SO much **** in my loft.

    Hope you all had/having a good day.
     
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    Don't feel too upset mate, we'll whack spurs tomorrow, that'll cheer you up!
     
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    got some jokes,

    JOKE #1,
    i bumped into an old friend today. he said
    "so what you upto these days?"
    i replied, " i prepare meals for the homeless, druggies, p!ss heads and down "n" outs"
    he said, " so you work in a charity drop in centre?"
    i replied, " no, i am a chef in a wetherspoons pub"
     
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    JOKE#2

    a sexy young girl approached me in the club last night,
    " wanna buy me a few drinks?" she whispered with a wink.
    "of course" i burst out, dashing to the bar...............
    after she had downed 5 vodkas within 10mins, i gave her a nudge and said,
    " i bet your the type of girl that uses men to get drunk and gives nothing in return, aren"t you?"
    she smurked, " you got me all figured out!"
    " well not tonight!" i replied, waving an empty bottle of rohypnol in her face:hubbahubba:
     
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    JOKE #3

    a young man was buying some condoms.
    the cashier asked him " would you like a bag with those?"
    he replies " nah, she"s not that ugly................."
     
  30. ScottD3

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    Evening muddy funksters.
    whats happening?
     
  31. Westy

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    I slept till 10:30 this morning, ive been too the pub, had a 2 hour nap, just ate dinner, now going back to bed again! I love the weekend :)

    It's absolutely lashing it down here!
     
  32. ScottD3

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    The weekends are good.
    they are even better when you got a week off and 3 days camping after. :)

    any reason for the pub or just pub?
     
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    Went pub to watch the footy. Wish I'd just stayed in bed!
     
  34. ScottD3

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    really that bad?
     
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    Yes scott, they got beaten by a very average, verging on rubbish team
     
  36. ScottD3

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    That must hurt.
     
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    It's a worse pain then the one you feel when someone calls your car burgundy
     
  38. ScottD3

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    Or when I get all the hair ripped out of my nut sack.
     
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    No, because that is going to be hilarious!! I assume this all going to be filmed? Although we don't want to see wang or rusty sheriffs badge. When does the lucrative sponsorship deal run out?
     
  40. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    It will be filmed but the shaft or badge will not be showed.
    Need more sponsors though.
    Come on people, sponsor me :)
     
  41. ScottD3

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    Reesy, you still wanting me to take pics at ADI?
     
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    I ****ing LOVE having my new car.
     

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