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    haha, i have a vid of me and the ex was funny, anyone else ever record'd them having sum action :)
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    lmfao ahahah :lmfao:
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    oh yes but a looooooooooooooooooooong time ago now, lost all of them now!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Since she's an ex, means you can up load it for the dump bucket? :)

    I've never recored it my self but my friends have..............:|


    I don't think she thats fit.

    Damo, not the one with the one arm.
    The other one, i'll find an image.
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    lol ha i have i put it on spankwire years ago.

    i know why would you even put a picture of that KATY ASHWORTH on here ..
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    Right joke over sort it....:beerchug:
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    because me and crazy think she is fine! in a posh well spoken fit kind of way!
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    All 15 needed to prove Yr manliness, ahhaaaaaa!!
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    ooooo yeh
    I have a few buried in the hdd :ninja:
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Is it wrong to ask for the link?
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    Meh, still rather do the chick with one arm. Just to see If she could doggy and give a reach around ;)
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    Plus, when you are doomed to watching Cbeebies all day she suddenly becomes a lot hotter. Plus, it's a cooking show, so full of innuendo's (well, in my mind they are)
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    I said the same to my wife...which is maybe one of the reasons she doesn't ever want me! :(

    You people need to get uploading your pics!!! :jump:
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    Damo This bird.

    Danielle Nicholls

    [​IMG]

    Do search for her pole dancing.
    I can't do it in work.


    EDIT:=- Sod it, push the boat out.
    [​IMG]
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    true, but also has a very filthy laugh crazy!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I don't have any.
    I've tried getting the pictures and videos back that my mates had of me and birds but no one can seem to find the tapes or files. :(
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    im at work :), u put some pictures on ;)
    oh yeah get uploading ty :)
    lmfao i havent sin it for ages i only put it on there as a joke and ive forgot my password to go on and delete it. plus its embarasing for me haha. imagine at ADI oh yeah i had a **** over you and ur bird.... :blink: right... haha
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    :eek: who is that :)
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    Sod that, I would not tell you. lol

    I once worked with a lad who did a porno with his mate and his misses.
    He got paid £700 for the shagging his mates missing and having some dude film and take images.
    He then took great pride in telling me about it and showing me the video.
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    I'm busy this morning and cant keep up with the pub :(

    Karl, bad news on the mrs mate. Have a bit of fun being single again ;)

    I'll try to actually get my app timer working for Bedfors so should have some good vids and times.

    Here's the current list of cars on the track day:

    [TABLE="width: 98%, align: center"]
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    [TD="width: 35%"]Kenny Elphick

    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Porsche 911 GT3[/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Expert
    [/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Confirmed[/FONT][/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
    [TABLE="width: 98%, align: center"]
    [TR="bgcolor: #ffffff"]
    [TD="width: 1%"]
    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"]David Olias

    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]BMW M5[/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]TBA
    [/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Confirmed[/FONT][/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
    [TABLE="width: 98%, align: center"]
    [TR="bgcolor: #ffffff"]
    [TD="width: 1%"]
    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"]Terry Knott / Jon Baker

    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]BMW M5[/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Inter
    [/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Confirmed[/FONT][/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
    [TABLE="width: 98%, align: center"]
    [TR="bgcolor: #ffffff"]
    [TD="width: 1%"]
    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"]John Baker

    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]BMW M5[/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Inter
    [/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Confirmed[/FONT][/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
    [TABLE="width: 98%, align: center"]
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    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"]Ned Dewick

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    [TD="width: 35%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Honda Civic Type R[/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Inter
    [/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Confirmed[/FONT][/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
    [TABLE="width: 98%, align: center"]
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    [TD="width: 35%"]Martin Buck

    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Nissan Primera[/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Novice
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    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Confirmed[/FONT][/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
    [TABLE="width: 98%, align: center"]
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    [TD="width: 1%"]
    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"]Chris Buck

    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Nissan Primera[/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Novice
    [/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Confirmed[/FONT][/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
    [TABLE="width: 98%, align: center"]
    [TR="bgcolor: #ffffff"]
    [TD="width: 1%"]
    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"]Jamie Harmer

    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]BMW E30[/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Inter
    [/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Confirmed[/FONT][/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
    [TABLE="width: 98%, align: center"]
    [TR="bgcolor: #ffffff"]
    [TD="width: 1%"]
    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"]Neil Westgate

    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Audi S3[/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Novice
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    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Confirmed[/FONT][/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
    [TABLE="width: 98%, align: center"]
    [TR="bgcolor: #ffffff"]
    [TD="width: 1%"]
    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"]Stacey Fenton

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    [TD="width: 35%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Audi S3[/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Expert
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    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Confirmed[/FONT][/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
    [TABLE="width: 98%, align: center"]
    [TR="bgcolor: #ffffff"]
    [TD="width: 1%"]
    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"]Tamer Stanford

    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Audi S3[/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Novice
    [/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Confirmed[/FONT][/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
    [TABLE="width: 98%, align: center"]
    [TR="bgcolor: #ffffff"]
    [TD="width: 1%"]
    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"]Nick Lees & Stuart Lees

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    [TD="width: 35%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Honda S2000[/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Novice
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    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Confirmed[/FONT][/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
    [TABLE="width: 98%, align: center"]
    [TR="bgcolor: #ffffff"]
    [TD="width: 1%"]
    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"]James Gilmour

    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Nissan 350Z[/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Novice
    [/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Confirmed[/FONT][/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
    [TABLE="width: 98%, align: center"]
    [TR="bgcolor: #ffffff"]
    [TD="width: 1%"]
    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"]Nathan Chandler

    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 35%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Subaru Impreza[/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Expert
    [/FONT][/TD]
    [TD="width: 10%"][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Provisional[/FONT]
    [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]


    I'm hoping to show up most of them except the 911 :racer:
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    you lot are all thinking of this bird.[​IMG].........
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    [Sep 12, 2011]
    Danielle Nicholls
    CITV presenter.
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    ahaha lmao i know, wow i would never let a mate in on a three some with some bird im actually going out with. would have to be like a one off on a night or sumthing not with someone im in a relationship with :O

    scott how do u rename links like u have at the bottom of your sig?
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    Yup.
    I thought she was really attractive and then I seen the arm.
    And then my fobia kicked in and I freaked and lost my stroke.
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    Write what you want, highlight the word and then click the link icon at the top, enter the address.
    Job done.
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    No mate.... To many arms;)

    Like Yr going to see amanda's snatch :lmfao: the dog board is one thing but I ain't sharing my wify!!

    This is her Scott. Not that fit, but imagine the fun she has with stumpy ;)
    [​IMG]
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    You lot are wrong!

    Katy Hill is/was the best presenter ;)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    You not one of them fetish people that makes people do stuff with their stump?
    I've seen the videos.
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    what you done to your car i cant remember? how much bhp do u have?
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    Katy Hill still looks well good too! I saw her on an advert just the other day and was pleasantly surprised. I was thinking she'd be a right bag by now.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Pictures with names please.
    I don't watch tele any more. :)
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    No but I am interested in clowning ;)
    Google it
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    That could be interesting.
    I might put it to the women and see what says. lol
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    lmao have you seen that one with the "2 guys one stump". now that s**t is wrong...
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    This bird?
    [​IMG]
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    Sexy witha big red nose on and a curly wig ftw
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    Yes THAT bird. Quoted just so people could see her twice :) If you didn't watch Blue Peter as a kid you probably won't feel the love for her!
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    It would be rude not to.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
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    I sense a bit of love for her Scott! She is bang tidy.

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