Feb 17, 2011
found this from hamsterley damo!
proper air off the table top! i didnt fall off this time! lol
hi sandra! hows it going?
you still all snotty and croaky?
Hi chezney, feeling bit better thanks.
plenty of fluids! and feet up watching jerremy kyle will make anybody feel better i think!
what was your fishing question that got deleted about sandra?
I dont watch much tv, i much prefer music. My question was what was a dv, i didnt know what it was and wanted to know.
ah ok! a dump valve! a thingy that chavs put on there poo cars such as subarus and escort turbos to make them go "ttsssssst" very loudly on every gear change for no reason at all!
one of the reasons why you own an audi sandra!
and whats wrong with jezza kyle?
its feel good tv! when your not feeling too grand, turn it on, and you instantly feel better knowing that your not like anyone or anything on that show! simples....
Hmmm, a few of us use DV's that are pub members, and it isn't for the chavvy noise! I won't bore you with why we use Diverter valves, not dump valves, or that their is a reason why they are on the car
There's plenty wrong with Jezza, mostly his inbred, munting guests and the fact that the bloke is a smug bellend...
Random info - Next time you have a bottle of lucozade, have a look for the piece of text that states: Lucozade is not suitable for replacing the fluids lost during diarrhea.
Hows tricks today?
Reesy, I wish you said that yesterday, I would have looked on the bottler before I binned the rapper...................wait (goes looking through the bins)................BRB
EDIT:=- Can't find it. Bugger.
Morning boys and girls!
I'm off to Prawns today to pick up some new seats, chat up his mum and see his Escort. Cool huh?
Dude, I've been roped in to cleaning the house and a spot of DIY on sunday.
I'm going to try and run away at 15:00 and meet you all at the rock.
I wonder how Solly got on banging that school bird.
Will get pics, does your woman not know what DIY stands for? Not "GYHTDI".
Yeah Solly how was the school run? Fist her?
Hows about this for some early morning overtake glory -
Is she fit?? Pics!!
She is literally the nicest person in the world, she's so sound and full of good advice. And she is SUCH a good cook.
Shame about the beard though -
Morning All, no solly? has he been arrested.....
Pics of that?
Video of her and solly
I think he was busted when he pulled up out side her school in his van to pick her up.
I bet Sollys fadge was kicking up a right stink after that .....
I cant believe the randomness of the pub already at this time of morning!
Just got my carbon rodded beach castor........
feel free to join, http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/a3-s3-forum-8l-chassis/129281-help-forge-dv-shot-already.html
When Solly gets online we will have to ask him what the best bit about having sex with an 18 year old in the shower is...
Just a guess. You can't see her tears?
And if the big bag of Haribo's doesn't work, plan B was : bring out the puppy dog!
Not a bad guess, but the answer is: Slicking her hair back and making her look 14.
(The ages are transferable betweek 8 and 6 if needed)
Pics then sonny
Details you d irty stop out.
Pics, video, we want it all.
Westys been up all night waiting for solly to post!
well, the story goes as follows ....
i text her saying:
me "what time am i seeing you"
her "erm i dunno because ive got to sort out some stuff with my mom"
me " well what time is that?"
her " like 8 ish"
me " well thats what time it gets dark "
her " ahaha yeh i know "
me " so what am i doing?"
her " well ill text u later?"
me " ummm lol okay...."
her " can we meet up friday as i have free house friday mom and dad are out"
me " lmao why would a free house make a difrence i thought we was just meeting up to chill?"
her " well chill and what ever else happens happens ey "
me " hahah ok babe il ltext you tomorrow then?"
her " yeah ok "
Shes got you under the thumb already, you silly biatch...... still pursue it though with fully charged vid cam battery
I remember tham texts from years ago.
I miss them.
My texts go like this
Me "what we doing tonight, any thing fun?"
Her "I'm really busy in work and tired. Lets get a pizza, go to bed and watch a film"
Me "Sweet "
She then falls asleep during the film.
Morning Sandra, have you got your rod with you?
lol im not under the thumb , well see when i slap her ass
sorry if ive offended you keep forgetting there are females in the pub
Well if you want a distribution hub for the vids pics ill pm you my email addy....
Excellent fishing Damo, you sly fishing ninja ferret you!
haha very sneeky.... i've know her for years but i dunno what its gonna be like haha feel like a virgin. wait i am..
where is this fishing??
In the DV thread in 8L chat.
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