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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. ScottD3
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Yeah but no nipples.
    Nipples and vag is a no no on the forum.
    the images gets removed and might caused this thread to get shut down.
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    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Vag can't be banned, people are always talking about it and posting pics - there used to be a section that was specifically for vag-com, whatever com is.

    Perhaps we'll have to give baps a miss then. Some baps in the pub would be nice in the for a look, but the pub being closed down would be super gay..
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Any one got any idea how long Probate can take or any experiance with it?
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    s3dave TFSI Hybrid

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    Is it just me or has your bird got brigette jones knickers on......:)
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    A little bit of thonged up ass is good. I've got a few pics but you've all seen my mrs already so I wont be putting them up ;)
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I'd only just spotted that when you re-posted the pic! They look huge. Granny panties!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Bored!!
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Haha classic. Look at their faces in the car too :lmfao:
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    s3dave TFSI Hybrid

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    I See Aragorn deleted my post in the DV thread was it that, that wound him up.....:)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    he thought it was a gen question so removed all the rubbish that was going away from the origanl question.
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    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    Back home :D no it's the flash u idiot lol off the tights :), I'm so tired :(
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    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    West I haven't din ur chick :(
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Amazing!!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I'm off home lads.
    Bye all.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Me too bye.

    Solly, tough mate, you should have come to AITP :moa:
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    S3 TAM Pocket now empty

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    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    nice mate :) car sounds wicked
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    I've just read todays banter lol, never fails to make me laugh.
    Solly, Solly Solly solly, if you dont be a bad man tonight with that chick, i will hunt you down and slap you silly!

    I'm just off to gwt an 18 inch pizza :) half price wed, only 7 quid. Woop
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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    Ahahahahahahahahahah! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Literally can't stop lolling.

    "Is that him again".

    Poor bob.
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    hi all


    any boxing fans

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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    Vtec, it just kicked in.

    Yo.



    They are the most aggressive cams I've EVER seen!
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    Use to watch it my father back in the day but not any thing.

    Thats impressive though.

    It seems to fit nicely with a bit of Chase & Status.
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    Shame about the camera work, it's done my eyes in!
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    Yuk, iv ridden in some massively pimped civic saloon import... I was so bored i didn't bother even remembering the spec...
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    Oh yes he is on tams vid haha.

    Bob has a vid of his stack but said he won't show anyone :(
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    Do I win the ULTIMATE fishing prize with my "Can't get my center caps off" thread?
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    I wish!

    This however could be interesting, however I fear I've overdone it a little.

    A3 Max bhp?
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    Klappey.
    Clear your internet cash and try again.
    or log out and log back in.
    or both.
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    Fixed!! Thanks! :)
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    hell yeah! me a few years ago with the ultimate boxer i met in amsterdam! in my hotel lift of all places! wouldnt wanna pi55 him off! his arms were fatter than my thighs! (not that we compared these) and he has a nice reputation and has a tiger! top bloke by the way!



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    just to add! it was a **** mobile phone with a pants camera i had at the time! hence the weird light thing on my face!
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Gutted i thought big mike had taken yr phone off you and gave you a spiderman... :lmfao:
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    no damo he wouldnt dare do that as i am bigger than him! the little sh!t!
    the funny thing is, beneath the camera shot i am holding a black carrier bag full of porn mags and a dildo! also i am very stoned off smoking high grade weed all day! (dont do that no more though) i am a good boy now!
    been uploading pics onto photobucket and found that!
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    [TD="class: word"]Spiderman [/TD]
    [TD="class: tools"]4955 up, 652 down[/TD]


    [TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.
    Yeah so i nutted in my hand... And i was all like "PLAH SPIDERMAN!!!" And then she was all like "WHAT THE...?" And i was all like... "shhhh baby, the games back on."
    [/TD]
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Gota love the dam. Me and the misses went for my 30th from what I remember we had a mental time... it went somat like:- get off plane, go bulldog cafe, almost get killed by tram on pavement, go bulldog cafe, go sex museum, go bulldog cafe, food, go bulldog cafe, and the last thing I remember was me and the misses getting it on while a stripper watched us in the octagon ;) dam good weekend
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    And mine :(

    I thought my post about the colour coded dv and picnic blanket seemed ok
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    ha ha! yeah anything goes in the dam mate!
    been there about 10 times now! i used to smoke that sh!t but dont no more! i used to grow it so used to go there for seeds!
    brilliant city! so down to earth! went there for my stag night too!
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    Hi, my post got deleted as well, lol. Mine was a genuine question though.

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