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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Haha.
    Retard!!

    I've had issues removing centre caps from old BMWs.
    but that was metal centre caps that kind of rusted themselvs on to the wheels.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Damo, I have 2 centre caps but they just dont have the audi badge in the middle. Do you need a centre cap or just the badge, or both?
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    I think they are Avus III reps mate, in 17'' guise
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Your northan, you're not alowed to use ryhming slang, thats for the Cockneys!!
    I got more right to use it than you northan monkeys!!

    :)

    I need some new alloys. :(
    Hello Inheritance, hello HR3s.
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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    Haha, they are S4 wheels but in 17. Never seen another set before.

    I need a whole new set of center caps for them, but I'm going to buy genuine Audi ones after this fiasco. Then if they don't come off I can drive it into service and make them take them off, buggers!
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    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    This man knows his onions, norverners ave rosie lee, we have cockney rhyming slang...

    I apologise for posting that campavant pic and getting you obsessed with these rims
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    My nan is from south/east london and has a bit of cockney accent when she talks (She lived in bristol for the last 30-40 years) but when ever she gets angry the cockney gets worse, the ryhming slang comes out and I run away scared. lol

    Damn you Reesy, I want them alloys but I cant really spend £1500 on a set of alloys with no tyres.
    Not in the current state of my car and I'm not even 100% sure they will fit.
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    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    We know they fit, as we have all seen the pics..
    Just do it, and get the tyres gradually, and keep rolling on the standards until then

    I normally find my south east accent comes out most when I'm arand uver suverners..
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    Gone Fishing :eyebrows:
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    True. I am tempted but I can't.........................I dont know...............ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    No, I must sort out the bushes, suspension and paint work first.

    My sister moved to Kent bout 2-3 years ago and she's picked it up really strong, its not mixed in with her bristolian. which is the best accent ever.

    Nice. link? :)
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    sportstractor Chugger

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    Haaaaahahaha excellent.

    When I went with them, rob decided to go rally round the campsite and ****ed his gearbox...
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    [​IMG]
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    Jar do I keep telling you there just s3 wheels, stop pretending there downsized s4 reps
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    And my DV post has just turned in to another PUB. lol
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    I've joined your fishing competition.
    Have to think up a decent one for the 8P crowd next week.
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    I'm going to stop posting in there, to try and increase your chances of getting a bite
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    Got it.

    This pub needs more A4 owners!!
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    I think A4 owners are more mature then us A3 owners (For mature, see boring)
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Just the centres badge and black ring, I had a conv with some guy with grey hair at ADI. He said he had some so I wrapped his grill in exchange for them.... Turns out he saw me coming, pulled my pants down and had me over.......... :lmfao:

    Do it vamp the camavant ;) then get a respray... No wait what am I saying wrap the thing ;)
    As for the rhyming I don't know where it comes from? Probably cos I read all reesy's post in a Lee Evans styley

    So that's £200 right there lol any of them badges and rings going spare?
    Maybe you'd of had more luck if you had some actual tools, or where you buttering bread at the rd side ahhhaaaaa
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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    No, they are REAL 17" S4 reps you smelly Jew!

    Prawns wheels and our wheels -

    [​IMG]

    I did have proper tools, I had the Audi removal key, I had loads of skinny screw drivers and pry pars, a couple of hook ended allen keys and a load of coat hangers. Silly cars.
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    You might be right there..........Does that mean I'm breaking the mould?
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    It was Audi's In The Park, and that was an honest mistake on my part ;)
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    Gotta watch them oldies mate, they have years of experience in turning people over to get what they want..

    If you're going to read my posts like that, I'd prefer Danny Dyer or Bricktop. Damo, do you even do a Burgundy wrap?
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    I'm sure they are real S4 wheels, but they look smaller, or are they just further away :lmfao: I know they are 17's, by the way.
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    Did you wrap it first? [​IMG]
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    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    off topic one sec, is it classed as cheating if i meet this girl tonight? + im 21 and shes 17 is that bad? :huh:
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    God damn iPhone always trying to tell me what to say lol,

    Yeh course it was mate :asskicking: cough'dodgy as fook this guy'cough

    They did early s4's in 17" didn't they
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    Are you meeting her to deposit a load of parts, or just to deposit your load? 1st is acceptable, 2nd is also acceptable if she is hot!
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    The Early S4s had the same wheels as the S3s.
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    They were the same style as the S3 wheels, just 5x112 as far as I know..
    EDIT: Westy beat me to it.
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    Do you have a GF?
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    Don't forget images are requiered as well.
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    I think Damo is seeing her baps on the way to ADI..
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    is it Yr sister ??
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    They aren't *real* S4 wheels, but they are 17" S4 replicas.
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    I don't think he's from Norfolk, therefore there is norfolking chance that he will be dating his sister tonight.
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    i think that wil lmost probably happen if she likes the make and model of the parts...

    yeah thats why i said is it bad?
    lol haha ;)
    yes that is true ive yet to as kher to come ive gotta ask
    no its not u c*ck lol but she is 17 the same age :/
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    I bet she's only coming around for a haircut.Have you broken it to her that you won't be cutting her hair, as you're not actually a hair dresser?
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    Pics or none of this even exists, let alone happened, is about to happen, or will ever happen ;)

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