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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Westy
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    There's a thread in the "events outside the UK" section but nobody has put much in it since we've been back.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Shame man. I was looking forward to a post ring read.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I think thats the least of the drivers worries at the moment!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Yeah. Money is possibly the last thing on his mind.

    How is he going to get home?
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    I know that, that why I mentioned the two more important things first, but as an aside to make it all worse:
    Base fee for attendance of armco truck: €150
    Removing damaged armco: €10/metre (x2 or x3 or x4 for multiple-height sections)
    Replacement armco: €31/metre (x2 or x3 for double/triple height)
    Removing damaged armco posts: €5.10 each
    Replacing armco post: €39 each
    Safety car attendance: €82 per 30 mins (car + 2 people)
    Circuit closure: €1,350 per hour
    Recovery truck: €190 (inc VAT)
    Hospital stay & air ambulance: Let's just say, do NOT go there without travel insurance! (Though a European Health Card - which replaced the E111 - may cover the hospital bit.)

    Got to be the worst weekend of driver and surviving passengers life.

    Change of topic needed I think..

    Westy, when are you going fishing?
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I think some A4 fishing is needed.
    I keep thinking of something for the B5 people cause I know a couple of people that might bite but I can't do it alone and you're all A3/S3 owners.................I'm in the wrong pub!!
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    Something ridiculous like running it on red diesel because its a burgundy car?
    Running it on unleaded because all your mates are telling you that it's a superior fuel?

    I was thinking about' I'm interested in a B5 s4, but my parents had a 1.9tdi (they did scott, I'm not taking the pi55) and that didn't go too well, so I'm a bit put off by the s4.Opinions?' but i think i have spammed the forum enough for 1 week.
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    Reesy, Prawn's mate clocked up nearly £4K from binning his car and he was still able to drive it home!

    I'm not really in the mood for fishing!
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    16Klappe Princess Slayer

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    Reesy, you just disliked a post of mine in the "OMGZ BREMBO GT KIT ON EBAYLOLZCOPTER" thread. Why? :(
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    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    i could prob as kfor help in there about upgrading from an a3 cab to a b5. key word being "upgrade"
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I really liked the DV idea.

    Need to get crazy or solly to do it.



    I reading that post about changing from a L to a P or which ever way it works.
    Half of the pub people posted in it. lol
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    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    :lmfao:
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    Andy with the red volvo summed that up really well.

    "Meet Rob, lots of enthusiasm. Not much talent."

    I've known bob for years, poor lad :( He loved that car!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    That would be a upgrade.
    better than any 8L to 8P upgrade.
    Upgrading to a mans car not a wife/hair dressers car.
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    IS YA AFFENDED?
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    Yez I amz.
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    Go on Scott - go with the DV thread..

    :applaus:
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Thats not a bad idea.
    Get Damo to do it. :)
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    I'm going to have to quote that Jardo. That sums up Rob so well :)

    Was that the first time Andy had met Rob too?

    Rob was telling me that the car was sh!te and he didn't care about it anyway! He was full of enthusiasm and had bought 10 laps! He didn't even complete 1 lol.
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    I fink itz coz u woz horin picz of me most liked rimz in da hole wrld, nd u made damo wnt 2 keep hiz, when I woz gna buy dem off him for some $$
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    Ahh fairy muffs, you know I've got a set of them in 17" ya'?

    I'm pretty sure it's the first time Andy had met Rob, Andy = rad mate of mine, Rob = rad mate of mine, Rob & Andy = polar opposites.

    Rob was putting on a brave face, he loved that car! But yeah, when he fitted a RARB to it he was immediately like "OMGZ IM A DRIFT*!" until he realised it was gay.

    He crashed last year too which was pretty funny.

    All ironic coming from me who hasn't been to the Ring, but you get the idea.
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    DV posting in the making Reesy.
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    I was aware you had them on the car, but 17's = reps?

    Are you the fella that couldn't get the centre cap off? If so, LOLZ
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    I'm too clever to be in a day job, I should just be at home spamming forums all day..:lmfao:
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    **** me it's a license to print. We should open a track and encourage stacks. Win win ;)

    Change of topic!

    Anyone take beroca ??

    Iv been forcefully given it each morning this week, just been for a slash and Jesus my p1ss could light up a runway.
    Illooooooominous ain't the word.
    Anyway as you where. ;)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I thought that was your job?
    I thought you worked for google.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    What is that stuff?
    I might need to take some to help me see where i'm pissing at night.
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    Hi guys, whats new? What have i missed?
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    of course :)
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    not much I dont think.
    I'm trying my hand at fishing. I don't think i've got the casting down though.
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    Don't know what you mean, that guy sounds like a right tool.

    [​IMG]

    Don't get me wrong guys, Bob is ****ing awesome. He's so helpful, funny as ****, a really nice guy. He's just a lovable idiot.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Who is that and what are they doing and why?
    Do they know there is a tool for doing that and i'm not talking about the person.
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    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    :thumbsup:
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    Long story, basically f*** knows how but my center caps were held on by magic. Heres the thread -

    http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/a3-s3-...t-get-center-caps-off-no-im-not-retard-2.html

    I've removed the center caps on 100's of Audi's, I've taken the center caps off S4 wheels tens of times. But for some reason my own WOULD NOT budge. Prawn tried it at his birthday party the other week, ended up breaking his nails and walking away uttering about Jewish magic or some ****.
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    [​IMG]
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Makes you feel healthy apparently. My immune has dropped and I felt my body crashing again on a couple of ocasions last week so the strife is forcing them down my Gregory peck!

    Jardo are they s4's 17" or s3's ?? I need 1x centre cap and ring thanks to the guys at awesome putting it on upside down and loosing it on way home :banghead:
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    Did ya ever fink dat some bad man mite hve supaglood ya cntre cap on, just for lolz?

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