ASN's Pub

[Solly]

im absolutly dum diddly dum dum, diddly dum dum diddly diddly rammed

 

[Reesy]

God it's quiet in here today. Iv been forced to go into the 8l section more than once and read about break pads and **** like that lol.
But it's about time you shower did some work

How's my print looking Jay ??

Wasn't doing any work, no-one else in the office alllll daaaay. Perhaps you're just putting people off coming into the pub?

Have you not got any cable things to be pulling through?

 

[Reesy]

im absolutly dum diddly dum dum, diddly dum dum diddly diddly rammed

Don't say that you're 'rammed' too loud, Damo'll get a hard-on.

 

[Solly]

Don't say that you're 'rammed' too loud, Damo'll get a hard-on.

oh yeah ****e ok im absolutly dum diddly dum dum, diddly dum dum diddly diddly....busy

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

What is it with all the gay innuendo is this pub - have I missed that fact that it is actually a gay pub ? (not that I have any issues with gay and even have a few gay friends, and no I'm not gay myself - damn disclaimers you have to use in here to cover yourself).

Paul

 

[Reesy]

What is it with all the gay innuendo is this pub - have I missed that fact that it is actually a gay pub ? (not that I have any issues with gay and even have a few gay friends, and no I'm not gay myself - damn disclaimers you have to use in here to cover yourself).

Paul

It only happens when Damo is around!

None of the members of the pub 'take their deliveries round the back' as far as I know...

 

[Solly]

What is it with all the gay innuendo is this pub - have I missed that fact that it is actually a gay pub ? (not that I have any issues with gay and even have a few gay friends, and no I'm not gay myself - damn disclaimers you have to use in here to cover yourself).

Paul

lol well u know, you gotta be carfull in here.

 

[Solly]

It only happens when Damo is around!

None of the members of the pub 'take their deliveries round the back' as far as I know...

yeah i've got quite a few pm's of him askling for pics

 

[s3dave]

Well i put vaginas look cool in the tags so im off the hook....
plus drink with my back to the wall in this pub......

 

[Reesy]

Don't know if this has been done before, but if we don't get chance to sort out some name numberplates for ADI, I thought that a post with a pic of your car might be an idea, and even if you're not going to ADI, be interesting to see..

 

[Solly]

Well i put vaginas look cool in the tags so im off the hook....
plus drink with my back to the wall in this pub......

well theres a few strange tags there :s, hmmm the can always suck you off so be carfull...

 

[Solly]

heres my cool car

 

[damo.h]

What is it with all the gay innuendo is this pub - have I missed that fact that it is actually a gay pub ? (not that I have any issues with gay and even have a few gay friends, and no I'm not gay myself - damn disclaimers you have to use in here to cover yourself).

Paul

Think that clears it up Paul......

well theres a few strange tags there :s, hmmm I can always suck you off so be carfull...

heres my cool car

Silly solly, you posted a pic of Yr lasses handbag pfffft

 

[Solly]

well theres a few strange tags there :s, hmmm I can always suck you off so be carfull...

WTF

Silly solly, you posted a pic of Yr lasses handbag pfffft

****e i got it confused hears my ride

 

[damo.h]

It only happens when Damo is around!

None of the members of the pub 'take their deliveries round the back' as far as I know...

Lets just get this STRAIGHT

The gay slang started from ballbag after it was announced his mom likes to go dogging, and his dad has a black dildo. Since then he's repeatedly tried to pin the gayness on me.

Just so we'r clear on this subject

 

[Reesy]

Lets just get this STRIGHT

The gay slang started from ballbag after it was announced his mom likes to go dogging, and his dad has a black dildo. Since then he's repeatedly tried to pin the gayness on me.

Just so we'r clear on this subject

Firstly, you can't spell straight, must be because you never use the word....

The gay slang started after you started a rumor that my mum liked dogging, and made the mistake of showing a pic of YOUR pink tipped black dildo..This was around the time that we found out that your family is next in line for the Jeremy Kyle show, and that your car is GAYby Blue :end_of_discction:

 

[Solly]

Lets just get this STRIGHT

The gay slang started from ballbag after it was announced his mom likes to go dogging, and his dad has a black dildo. Since then he's repeatedly tried to pin the gayness on me.

Just so we'r clear on this subject

ahh thanks for clearing that up

 

[16Klappe]

Don't know if this has been done before, but if we don't get chance to sort out some name numberplates for ADI, I thought that a post with a pic of your car might be an idea, and even if you're not going to ADI, be interesting to see..

I think we'll be taking the aston this weekend.

 

[Solly]

your family is next in line for the Jeremy Kyle show, and that your car is GAYby Blue :end_of_discction:

+1

 

[Solly]

I think we'll be taking the aston this weekend.

if thats yours how old is it?

 

[s3dave]

Closest one.....



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[16Klappe]

if thats yours how old is it?

Haha, just trying to get some bites and pull some legs Thats not mine!

If we go to ADI it'll be in Lou's car or my car.

To anybody who wants to recognize me I WILL be wearing this T-shirt -

Just give me a kick or shout "Jardo!!!!"

 

[Solly]

Haha, just trying to get some bites and pull some legs Thats not mine!

If we go to ADI it'll be in Lou's car or my car.

To anybody who wants to recognize me I WILL be wearing this T-shirt -

Just give me a kick or shout "Jardo!!!!"

Cheers mate needed a new background for my phone :icon_thumright:

 

[16Klappe]

Cheers mate needed a new background for my phone :icon_thumright:

I can do one better than that if you fancy?

 

[Solly]

this is me if you see me coming behind you on my rapid 125....

or when im off it on the right>>>>>

 

[16Klappe]

Ahahahahhaahahahahhahahah EDITED MY OWN JOKE IT WAS SO UN PC! LOLZ

 

[Solly]

Ahahahahhaahahahahhahahah EDITED MY OWN JOKE IT WAS SO UN PC! LOLZ

lol what was it

 

[16Klappe]

lol what was it

Whats the difference between a luxurious fur rug and 12 dead babies? (highlight below for answers, don't look if you don't think you'll like it)

I didn't just have a wank over a luxurious fur rug.

This is for you -

 

[Solly]

i cant see youtube vids theve been blocked what is it ill look on my phone lol

 

[16Klappe]

i cant see youtube vids theve been blocked what is it ill look on my phone lol

The fresh price of cwmbran!!!

 

[Solly]

lol why the **** is that me :S

 

[16Klappe]

No, it's FOR you!

 

[Solly]

ohhh i see

 

[16Klappe]

ohhh i see

The Devo one just reminds me of Welly

Not the content, but it just generally does.

 

[Solly]

anyway mate im off home and im beating and getting my highscore back u basstard

 

[16Klappe]

anyway mate im off home and im beating and getting my highscore back u basstard

Haha, sorry...I am the arcade king, long live unemployment hahaha!

 

[damo.h]

Firstly, you can't spell straight, :

Don't know what you mean

Gota love the GLC

Don't know if this has been done before, but if we don't get chance to sort out some name numberplates for ADI, I thought that a post with a pic of your car might be an idea, and even if you're not going to ADI, be interesting to see..

Here ya go ballbag, in the most hetro blue you'll ever see

 

[16Klappe]

Omg.

Koenigsegg claims six world records - BBC Top Gear

 

[s3dave]

Morning all, winters moving in here, raining, windy, roads busy with kids back at school....

 

[Solly]

morning all, just almost wrote my car off, fml... i was driving up the duel carridge way on the way to work wen a jeep cherokee pulls out from the left lane, to the right lane to over take someone. obveusly not looking in there mirror and the ka in front of me goes right into the back of him.... i litrally had to dash across both lanes and go up the grass to avoid everything.... shiit my pants... i was like 20 mtr max from the ka thank god i was awake...