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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. damo.h
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Lol that how it reads haha I'd of done the same. ;)
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    Have a good weekend guys, im going to try grab some sleep.
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    hi all, what's happening?
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    How old is Yr sis?? She can ride with me ;)
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    You too Sandra - hope you feel better soon.
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    O I what you been up to??

    Not much dude just been talking about reesy's mom dogging again. :lmfao:
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    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    ooooooo :) i havent got any pics thou i would have to take one :(
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    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    shes 17 u peado...
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    Jay A3 More power

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    That was funny! Damo - u cool for me to go and print that? U want it in the Post or shall i bring them to ADI?

    Not a problem, next week it is then...
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    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    jay ur a good lad, just letting you know just in case you didnt know :meeting:
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    16Klappe Princess Clap.

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    Whats brown and sticky?
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    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    reesy
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    A stick
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    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    She's too old for you then Damo...

    The sheite coming out of your exhaust more like :lmfao:
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    Jay A3 More power

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    u just ended that one lol
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    Right I'm out of here. Have a great weekend everyone.

    No plans for me but I'm sure that loads of jobs will present themselves.

    Paul.
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    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    mate my cars brand new nothing but pure clean emissions come out of my £30 tax a year car

    whilst rust and carbon come out of yours
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    ennit just:tumble:
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    No rust from mine, and CO2 > soot...
    He asked, so I answered.
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    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    :p
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    A stick.

    Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?
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    Of course, i agree with you there - if you want jokes, Sickipedia is the webpage you should go to...very borderline offensive!
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    ?
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    Whats even remotely offensive about that joke?
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    poop! thats what brown and rhymes with snoop
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    hows everybody?
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    Nothing about your joke dude, i was describing jokes on sickipedia can be offensive to some peeps...

    half hour to go!
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    Dr Dre would have been the correct answer. But you get 7 out of 10 for effort. :p
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    ah ha ha very good! i likes it! well done!
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    You know it.

    Oh and btw, how much bhp does a Magic Tree add? I've got a black ice one and I can feel the difference but my friends got an Alpine Mist and I swear his is quicker.
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    them flavour magic trees are not really that powerful! ya need a leather one or a pine fresh!
    so even when driving slow your eyes water that much they trick your mind into thinking that your speeding!
    pleased to meet you by the way! in a sort of virtual not in person type of way dude!
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    What ever you do dont buy the gel feet ones, they add so much weight to your car...better handling but acceleration is at a loss...

    Im off now, have a good weekend all !
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    Nice to meet you too, in a geeky virtual kind of way. I'm Jardo, international hoarder of the 8L subsections and social secretary for "Team Prawn Racing."

    Remember the old XS air freshners? I had one of those in my 220 turbo and it was BEAST, put it this way it added more power than the blue hoses AND the filter for the crank case breather put together.

    This is like my one, but my one was the limited edition carbon wrap one which added more power and actually made the scent hit you quicker.
    [​IMG]
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    just sinking a few pint cans of stella at the minute while watchin some shiz i got on flee bay! JESUS there are some tight greedy scruffy mo foes isnt there!
    sellin loads of tat that i would have thought would be no good, baby shoes etc that dont fit my daughter no more and there bidding in 5p at a time! might just finish the lot 5 mins before auction ends out of spite! and burn them!:tocktock:
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    each to there own mate!
    ya get more power from a magic tree! fact!
    my mate had a truck magic tree in his nova sr a looooooooooooong time ago, it was about 10 inches tall! and it had so much power when fully unsheathed from its packet, he had to leave it in the garage for a week to lose its potency or the plod would have thought he was on some kind of narcotics at the wheel!
    its true that.
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Grass is on the pitch :wtf.

    Oh man I can't wait till then ;)
    I'll wire ya some cash if ya like dude or sort you out at ADI.
    Any chance of a black number plate with four blue rings on it, pweeeeaase ;)

    Reesy's mom's twot :thumbsup:

    But you might be helping a mother with no money out!! to cloth her child.....

















    Feck it have a bommy ;)
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    But you might be helping a mother with no money out!! to cloth her child.


    she should thought of that before being a ***** trench!:noway:
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    Ohhhhh yeahhhh, I guarantee that every one of you will want to be there doing this -

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    yeah man thats some good sh!t goin on right there!
    i would defo give that a go! oh yeah!
    good soundtrack too!
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    BALLS TO IT!
    MW2 TIME
    FRAG OUT TIME..........................................
    C YA LATERS..............................................

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