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ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Sorry :sorry:
     
  2. Solly

    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    beet me too it god dammit :), jsut use my excuse oh i slipt might as well carry on now ey ;):happy:
     
  3. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I'm just jealous!

    How's the house coming along mate? When you planning on moving in?
     
  4. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I slipped one in the wrongun once and it brought tears to her eyes!
     
  5. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    Was you cutting onions?....:)
     
  6. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    She's only a size 6 and even that is small for my tiny c0ck :whistle2:
     
  7. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    mm or cm?......:)
     
  8. Solly

    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    i was gonna say tears of joy most probably did you offer her a complimentry tissue?
     
  9. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    She's not that small!
     
  10. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    It was not joy, It was tears of shock I think!
     
  11. Solly

    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    dont put your self down mate some are born with one some arnt
     
  12. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya saloon TDi

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    It freaks me out when you see their belly move on small women.

    Crazy, if it makes you feel any better, I won't get any this weekend. The joys of having family down.
     
  13. Solly

    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    shock of enjoyment most probably my ex used to prefer it but my gf atm ive done it once and i dont think shes interseted in it any more :(
     
  14. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya saloon TDi

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    It's not all about size.
    Horses are huge but I don't think they are any good in bed.
     
  15. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya saloon TDi

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    Random time.

    I got a boot of hacked up body parts.
    Cool!!
     
  16. Solly

    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    i was gonan say turns me on if anything :laugh:.

    yeah but scott when there gone all hell is going to break loose? :)
     
  17. Solly

    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    tried and tested ;)
     
  18. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    At least you dont get a slap........

    any course fishing after lunch?
     
  19. Jay A3

    Jay A3 #because Racecar Team Daytona Audi A3 Manual

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    Coming from the guy whose sig reckons his is an elephant :lmfao:
     
  20. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    True a whales cock is as big as my drive, and i bet thats ****e in bed.....
     
  21. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Yes but we need to use better bait. Lets draft up a post to catch some noobs.
     
  22. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya saloon TDi

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    ***** ain't walking right. Lol
     
  23. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya saloon TDi

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    Haha, is that not in quotes?
    I was quoting someone else.
    :ninja:
     
  24. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Westy, it's your turn today..
     
  25. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    What about tyre pressures...... my mountain bike is 45psi so the s3 should be double easy because of the added weight.....
     
  26. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    We came to the conclusion that 173psi was the best
     
  27. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    why dont we bring up the old DV debate again. Noobs can get involved then. One of us should post that we have just bought a split R DV and we are seeing 10bhp increase ;)
     
  28. Jay A3

    Jay A3 #because Racecar Team Daytona Audi A3 Manual

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    Now its in a quote done by you, you sure it was someone else?
     
  29. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya saloon TDi

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    My AC was running hot so I put coolant in to help it keep cool.
    It's now leaking coolant.
    I used the g12+++ coolant, was I meant to use g12 like it says on my coolant bottle?
     
  30. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Scott should post saying he's has bought a DV but it doesn't make a noise when he changes gear
     
  31. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya saloon TDi

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    Lol Yup.
    It's lyrics from a song.

    Along with
    My **** is made of carrots, I got bunnys that need feeding.
     
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  32. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya saloon TDi

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    Diverted or dump?
     
  33. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I want to join in!! Where do you go fishing? What section?
     
  34. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Is it important?
     
  35. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Have a look in the 8L section at 'S3 query' and 'seriously baffling problem' and the 8p section 'cabriolet problems'
     
  36. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya saloon TDi

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    Dunno.
    I'll post a dump restaurant question in the 8l section?
     
  37. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    dump so you will get all the throw it in the bin answers...
     
  38. Solly

    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    a salp on the **** i would like thou, yay i love fishing !!

    u must have a big drive ?
    we need to think of something belivable this time lol
    ahahah ;)

    +1

    +1
     
  39. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    Mcd's was good. Looks like i have few posts to catch up on though.
     
  40. Solly

    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    wha

    what do you mean by dv :shrug:
     

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