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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I know, a whole academic journal dedicated to anal lubrication. I think i'm going to subscribe for the wife. :)
     
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  3. mikeyg

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    I like your thinking!
     
  4. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    I ran that scenario past the misses and many others.
    One was where I got really drunk and confused between her and her sister.
    Neither of which was allowed and ended in her cutting my penis off.

    Thanks for that crazy.
    Damn shame it did not work.
     
  5. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :yes: You know it makes sense.

    "I'm sorry, it wasn't me, I was raped!!"
     
  6. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Couldn't you have involved her - sister based threesome - everyone is happy. Especially you. :thumbsup:
     
  7. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I was having this exact same thought just the other day as I walked down the corridor at work and some gorgeous girl walked past me. I was all tense from the impending rape...it never happened.
     
  8. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Bummer. Maybe the Lynx Effect is needed?
     
  9. mikeyg

    mikeyg Member

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    On the sister thing i remember years ago when me and the missus were sitting outside a pub drunk in Majorca, having a random chat about which friends of each others we would hypathetically sleep with.

    When i mentioned i would like to shag her sister,she didnt seem to like it!
     
  10. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I think it may be. Brut certainly isn't working :lmfao:

    I've teased the wife many times on this! She looks very much like her sister, yet cannot comprehend how I find them both hot, lol.
     
  11. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    If I said I was shocked I would be a liar.

    I did mention that I would quite like to give my woman's mum one. She got a bit wiggy initially, but I managed to smooth it over by explaining that it was a good thing. That's what she'll look like in 30 years time!!
     
  12. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    I think we watch to much porn.
    I had to see one of the graphics girl (the atractive one when she was here) about some work, she never forced her self on me or any thing.

    I asked her when her sister was single but she said no. :(
     
  13. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Hmmmm, I'd love to 'accidentally' do that....

    "Whoops, you're not *insert name of woman here*. Ahhh well, I've started so we may as well carry on..."

    Replied with:

    "Ohhhhh *insert name here*, you must be from Columbia...."
     
  14. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :slap: You can NEVER watch too much porn.

    Missus or sister said no? Bummer either way.
     
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    haha, that actually had me laughing at my desk!
     
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    Now then who is going to be thinking of their other halves sister as they are shagging the missus tonight!!
     
  17. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :whistle2:
     
  18. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Not me! :(
     
  19. mikeyg

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    Is that coz your not going to be having sex? Or she doesnt have a sister!
     
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Not me - solely because she is in Spain until Tomorrow. Other than that I'm sorted, she's a semi bisexual nympho. Score!
     
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    Lucky Spanish!
     
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Yarp. Ahhh well, I'm looking forward to her coming home I must admit.
     
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    Missing her, or the sex!

    That is one good thing about the missus or me going away seperatly,always get great sex on return!
     
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    She's ill...so it just aint happening :( booooooooooooo
     
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    I suppose thats better than the old .. im washing my hair!!
     
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Both to be fair. I am looking forward to a romp on the return.... lol.

    I have secured it by ordering a big bunch of flowers and an 'I love you' balloon to be delivered to her house on Thursday morning for when she gets home.... Mwahahahaha.

    Arse. Nuf said.
     
  28. mikeyg

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    How long have you been together?
     
  29. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Ummm, 6 years on and off.
     
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    Will Anal make her feel better then??
     
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I think it might do! I'll try it and get back in touch. ;)

    If you never hear from me again...it went badly wrong and she stabbed me. It was nice knowing you all.
     
  32. mikeyg

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    Was just curious,as you were doing all those romantic things.They seem to die off after a few years together!

    fair play to you,i should do more sometimes.
     
  33. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    It's only £30, I won't miss it, it will make her day - so is completely worth it. I only do it occasionally, else it loses it's shock value.

    Essentially, for my £30 investment, I get several immensely good shags out of it.

    There are some things money can't buy - for everything else, there's Mastercard.... :D
     
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :salute:

    Mucho respecto.....
     
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    As your a bunch of romantics then, give me some ideas on this. Its both our wedding ann and her birthday beginning of May, we are going away in a hotel for a couple of nights. Any thoughts on a special surprise or treat while we are there??
     
  36. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Usual ***** would be my approach.

    Bottle of Champagne in the room in an ice bucket, few rose petals scattered about the place, book a table at a nice restaurant.

    Also, treatments at the nearest spa are always a win.

    Or, venture elsewhere - Go and see something at the Theatre (yawn), book a concert or something.

    All these things are relatively inexpensive for something that is once a year, and if played well, then you can guarantee good nookie for months.

    Job done.

    Things to NOT buy - an exercise bike.
     
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    And i thought she would appreciate an exercise bike, or a gym membership!

    Something in the room might be a good way to start, restaurant at hotel looks good anyhow.Did think about the spa idea, so might take a look at whats local to wherever we are! Think its somewhere not far from Oxford.So im sure ther will be loads about.
     
  38. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    hahahaha!

    Completely unrelated but whats up with the new RS3 section its full of stuff from 2009 and the silver 8L s3 with the 2.7 lump in it...
     
  39. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    It looks like every thing else has been removed.
    There is very little posts in there.

    I'm off to take a look at a crashed car.
    Pics?
     
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    Yes please :)
     
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    Of course we want pics, we're sicko's here :)
     
  42. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    " Hello campers. Remember, Monday is malaria day. That's right. Time to take that big orange pill and get ready for the Ho Chi Minh to-step."

    Name the film - no Googling.

    +1
     

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