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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Uh oh, some one slap that man. wake up dude, crazy naked sex doth not a relationship make
     
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  3. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Strap on or chin dildo style?
     
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    smudge_don Active Member

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    Send me something worthwhile and i may share it

    Maybe.....
     
  5. Sandra

    Sandra MODERATOR
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    Ok, i may have worded that a little differently Scott, but i agree. Smudge, get with the programme, get rid, she caused you enough grief,
    You need zero contact with her, move on. She will eventually get the message. If you want things to work out with Jodhi you need to not be carrying on with ex at the same time. Sorry but you know im right.
     
  6. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    ^^ agreed

    Think you'll find you did the wriggling Smudge dude.
    Take jhodi into Ann summers they do some amazing little gifts, you'll also find out if she's up fir things that way you'll know if she's a keeper;)
     
  7. Reesy

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    Smudge - Pics Of Mrs/EX Mrs Thread - You shouldn't have mentioned the pics and not expected this sort of reaction from a bunch of blokes :icon_thumright:
     
  8. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    ps so much talk of hot naked chicks and no pics... you know the rules...
     
  9. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Smudge...you are mental mate! Absolutely crackers!!!
     
  10. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Just click on Reesy's link.
    I'll be back in a bit.
     
  11. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    The pics I have are for my eyes only.
     
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Can't post them publically, i'd get banned quicker than a banned thing!!!

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    Just to confirm your statement, here's a pic of me at work today

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    smudge_don Active Member

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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Your mondeo is well rubbish, it looks like a cardboard box! :moa:
     
  16. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    agreed. But to be fair, if I was stood where her sister is I have full confidence that you'd want me more than that whale too!
     
  17. Reesy

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    Bit of a butterface!
     
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    Do you like my helmet? :)

    Wait....wut?

    :laugh: true

    I think she's probably a munter, but looks OK next to the blob
     
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    Her clot mop must be like a car sponge :puke2::puke2:
     
  20. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I was almost sick there mate, yeah thanks! :puke2:
     
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I daredn't say I do...you might want to shag me 4 times!!!
     
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    *PM's home address and waits*
     
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I did a real lol at work. DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!! My office thinks i'm odd as it is.
     
  25. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    I doubt she even uses one. If she does she'll jaws of life to get it in.
     
  26. smudge_don

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    :laugh:

    Hate it when that happens
     
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Attractive.... Not....

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    Her sister is fine, what is the matter with you lot?

    I DEFFO would....
     
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    Do you lot mind I've just had my lunch - it isn't very settled at the moment.
     
  29. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Its that be cause she looks a bit like Katey P?
     
  30. smudge_don

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    Thank you!
     
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    She just looks like a thin version of the fat one. They both lok a bit retarded.

    I'd paper bag the thin one.
     
  32. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Lol it's all gone downhill chaps!

    Just got back from ragging to and from Gloucester to drop my wheels off for tyre fitting. pretty much rinsed the £20 of vpower I put in yesterday :(
     
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Yeah, most likely. I am in actual full blown love with Katy P. (Don't tell the missus)
     
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    That's wierd, i was just looking at the tags as well
     
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    Scott, are you doing some more spoons for ADI?
     
  37. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    What's not to love???

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  38. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Lol no point if s3baby's coming.

    :faint: @ Katy P om nom nom
     
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    When is ADI? I should see whether i can prep the beast in time. If I manage to get her ready I might see whether I can get the car cleaned too.
     
  40. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Nahh mate.
    I'll let someone else do the spoons this year, Unless there is enough of a call for them.
     
  41. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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  42. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    It's quite late this year 8th October IIRc
     

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