Feb 17, 2011
Uh oh, some one slap that man. wake up dude, crazy naked sex doth not a relationship make
Strap on or chin dildo style?
Send me something worthwhile and i may share it
Ok, i may have worded that a little differently Scott, but i agree. Smudge, get with the programme, get rid, she caused you enough grief,
You need zero contact with her, move on. She will eventually get the message. If you want things to work out with Jodhi you need to not be carrying on with ex at the same time. Sorry but you know im right.
Think you'll find you did the wriggling Smudge dude.
Take jhodi into Ann summers they do some amazing little gifts, you'll also find out if she's up fir things that way you'll know if she's a keeper
Smudge - Pics Of Mrs/EX Mrs Thread - You shouldn't have mentioned the pics and not expected this sort of reaction from a bunch of blokes :icon_thumright:
ps so much talk of hot naked chicks and no pics... you know the rules...
Smudge...you are mental mate! Absolutely crackers!!!
Just click on Reesy's link.
I'll be back in a bit.
The pics I have are for my eyes only.
Lets move away from Sumdge's soap opera life, and read a bit of this:
âI'd love to find out if it's humanly possible to reach a ton,â she said. âA previous record holder was 1,600lbs (115 stone) , so I have to be at least that.
Susanne Eman's bid to be world's fattest woman: 52st mother of 2 is 'supersizing' | Mail Online My word she makes me horny!
Can't post them publically, i'd get banned quicker than a banned thing!!!
Just to confirm your statement, here's a pic of me at work today
Her sister Cassie isn't too bad!!!
Your mondeo is well rubbish, it looks like a cardboard box!
agreed. But to be fair, if I was stood where her sister is I have full confidence that you'd want me more than that whale too!
Bit of a butterface!
Do you like my helmet?
I think she's probably a munter, but looks OK next to the blob
Her clot mop must be like a car sponge
I was almost sick there mate, yeah thanks!
I daredn't say I do...you might want to shag me 4 times!!!
*PM's home address and waits*
I did a real lol at work. DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!! My office thinks i'm odd as it is.
I doubt she even uses one. If she does she'll jaws of life to get it in.
Hate it when that happens
Her sister is fine, what is the matter with you lot?
I DEFFO would....
Do you lot mind I've just had my lunch - it isn't very settled at the moment.
Its that be cause she looks a bit like Katey P?
She just looks like a thin version of the fat one. They both lok a bit retarded.
I'd paper bag the thin one.
Lol it's all gone downhill chaps!
Just got back from ragging to and from Gloucester to drop my wheels off for tyre fitting. pretty much rinsed the £20 of vpower I put in yesterday
i'm sorry, but which **** wrote the tag: "gt5 > pasty smashing" Get out of here at once!
Yeah, most likely. I am in actual full blown love with Katy P. (Don't tell the missus)
That's wierd, i was just looking at the tags as well
Scott, are you doing some more spoons for ADI?
What's not to love???
Lol no point if s3baby's coming.
@ Katy P om nom nom
When is ADI? I should see whether i can prep the beast in time. If I manage to get her ready I might see whether I can get the car cleaned too.
I'll let someone else do the spoons this year, Unless there is enough of a call for them.
It's quite late this year 8th October IIRc
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