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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Dane
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Uh oh, some one slap that man. wake up dude, crazy naked sex doth not a relationship make
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Strap on or chin dildo style?
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    Send me something worthwhile and i may share it

    Maybe.....
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    Sandra MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

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    Ok, i may have worded that a little differently Scott, but i agree. Smudge, get with the programme, get rid, she caused you enough grief,
    You need zero contact with her, move on. She will eventually get the message. If you want things to work out with Jodhi you need to not be carrying on with ex at the same time. Sorry but you know im right.
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    ^^ agreed

    Think you'll find you did the wriggling Smudge dude.
    Take jhodi into Ann summers they do some amazing little gifts, you'll also find out if she's up fir things that way you'll know if she's a keeper;)
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    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Smudge - Pics Of Mrs/EX Mrs Thread - You shouldn't have mentioned the pics and not expected this sort of reaction from a bunch of blokes :icon_thumright:
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    ps so much talk of hot naked chicks and no pics... you know the rules...
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Smudge...you are mental mate! Absolutely crackers!!!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Just click on Reesy's link.
    I'll be back in a bit.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    The pics I have are for my eyes only.
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Can't post them publically, i'd get banned quicker than a banned thing!!!

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    Just to confirm your statement, here's a pic of me at work today

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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Your mondeo is well rubbish, it looks like a cardboard box! :moa:
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    agreed. But to be fair, if I was stood where her sister is I have full confidence that you'd want me more than that whale too!
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    Bit of a butterface!
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    Do you like my helmet? :)

    Wait....wut?

    :laugh: true

    I think she's probably a munter, but looks OK next to the blob
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    Her clot mop must be like a car sponge :puke2::puke2:
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    I was almost sick there mate, yeah thanks! :puke2:
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    I daredn't say I do...you might want to shag me 4 times!!!
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    *PM's home address and waits*
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    I did a real lol at work. DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!! My office thinks i'm odd as it is.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I doubt she even uses one. If she does she'll jaws of life to get it in.
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    :laugh:

    Hate it when that happens
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Attractive.... Not....

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    Her sister is fine, what is the matter with you lot?

    I DEFFO would....
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    Do you lot mind I've just had my lunch - it isn't very settled at the moment.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Its that be cause she looks a bit like Katey P?
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    Thank you!
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    She just looks like a thin version of the fat one. They both lok a bit retarded.

    I'd paper bag the thin one.
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Lol it's all gone downhill chaps!

    Just got back from ragging to and from Gloucester to drop my wheels off for tyre fitting. pretty much rinsed the £20 of vpower I put in yesterday :(
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Yeah, most likely. I am in actual full blown love with Katy P. (Don't tell the missus)
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    That's wierd, i was just looking at the tags as well
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    Scott, are you doing some more spoons for ADI?
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    What's not to love???

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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    When is ADI? I should see whether i can prep the beast in time. If I manage to get her ready I might see whether I can get the car cleaned too.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Nahh mate.
    I'll let someone else do the spoons this year, Unless there is enough of a call for them.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    It's quite late this year 8th October IIRc

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