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ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    cheers duder, da big boss just seen my phone on my desk... oooop's, again!!!
     
  2. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    But you were the one that asked to borrow it.. and we haven't seen it for months
     
  3. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    It looks like Damo's used it so much that he's worn all the black paint off the end of it ;)
     
  4. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    or its michael Jackos.....
     
  5. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    How's he supposed to be a child molester with something that big!?
     
  6. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    damo told me the lack of black paint is due to his saliva :ermm:
     
  7. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I heard it was the type of anal lube he was using :think:
     
  8. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    [​IMG]
     
  9. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    To be fair mate

    W3STY
    Ring Ready!

    doesn't sound to clever! :lmfao:
     
  10. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Doubtful....
     
  11. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    You lot are all soooooo wrong today.

    Epic. :lmfao:
     
  12. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Dont know what you mean :whistle2:
     
  13. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    :ninja: I must have read it wrong :icon_thumright:
     
  14. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    I'm bored.
    Heres a funny image.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    I feel so ...
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  16. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    WE!! :wtf:

    So you and papa Reesy share that bad boy? You need wanna these dude
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    no wonder he was limping @ aitp. I thought he just had a stone in his shoe ;) as for lube ya wanna be using sensilube :thumbsu:

    Yr on form today you boys lol, glad am at the car wash I nearly pisses myself !!
     
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  17. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    who was it that was driving a micra?

    [​IMG]
     
  18. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    I fookin hate micra's with passion
     
  19. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    But you seem to passionate about them.
     
  20. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    You can keep the big black length with the pink helmet, looks like it might be more satisfying for someone (you) with a ring the size of one of saturns! :lmfao:
     
  21. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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  22. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    My brother has one as his first car and I borrow it when my car is at Bill's and I can confirm that it is a soulless stressful car, lacking anything resembling guts
     
  23. smudge_don

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    Samsung Galaxy S

    All calls have now been barred from her :) see how that goes

    Johdi was involved in a fire last night....i swear this girl just likes to cause drama! :laugh:

    Luckily she's OK but suffering a bit from the smoke and stuff :(
     
  24. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    So its like picking a fight with a french bloke (as go the stereotype of french people)?
     
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  25. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    £1.66
     
  26. smudge_don

    smudge_don Active Member

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    :lmfao:

    Only in this forum will posting a price for something mean something completely different from the norm!!!!
     
  27. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Torch the damn thing!! ill bring the fire ;)

    you could always offer to clean out her windpipe :gaehn:
     
  28. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    OO, oo quick update on the skank saga..... Amanda's dad rang last night to say he's now back home and back in with the skank...:wtf:

    at the same time skank was on the phone to Jamie telling him it's over and she's now back on with the dad... Jamie said he was going to throw himself off a cliff, and iv just had a call to say he took a load of paracetamol and washed them down with vodka... what a cock he'll only get an upset stomach outa that!!g

    attention seeking muppet !!
     
  29. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    You should write it all down in to a script and sell it to Hollyoaks or some other bad TV show.
     
  30. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Sod this! I've been doing work for the last couple of hours! :wtf:
     
  31. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Lol, life is too short to be getting into stuff like that, I say that at a solid 23 years old lol.

    Ive just been home for lunch to see if my wheels turned up or whether hey would whilst I was there, and nothing yet... I thought most deliveries were made in the morning? in which case what the actual chuff?!
     
  32. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Are you ok?
    How are you felling?
    Do you need to lay down?
    What happened for you to start doing work?


    On a non-work related issues. Our land lady said its ok for me to cut the kitchen up and fit a dish washer. WooHoo
     
  33. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Not really. it all depends on the devliery people.
    Alot of companys are doing late evening deliveries.
    I've had deliveries at 20:00 before, bit of a shock for but also happy times. :)

    These are the 5x100 and 5x112 alloys?
    Are you accepting them?
    I hope they are supplying PCD converters.
     
  34. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Essentially another chap who bought the same alloys as me got 3 - 5x100's and 1 - 5x112 so Regal called me and asked me to check when I receive them and to let them know so they can correct any mistake...

    Nothings simple lol
     
  35. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Why don't they check it before they send them out to you?
    It can't be that hard for them to open the box and check.
     
  36. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    PS HAVE THAT YOU SNOTTY ADMIRAL CLAIM HANDLER!

    I seriously got asked 'and how did you pay for your six hot wings from KFC....' as if they would want to see bank statements if I paid on card.

    I dont know mate, but at least they called and asked me to check, just a human error I guess
     
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  37. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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  38. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    Afternoon all, just going to do a read through see what you all been up to.
     
  39. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    It's probably not suitable for females!
     
  40. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    Mmm
     

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