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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Dane
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Dunno really just felt like it.

    good job on the shoot, did it go well?
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    And warm
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I saw that rain was forecast for today so I took the car ;)

    Same here but boss is on leave for 2 weeks so it's like a holiday camp :whistle2:

    Is that all you are :wtf: that makes me feel old :(

    Any pics from the shoot yet?
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    Same dude. Really just wanna go sleep. Stuck in traffic on way to brum. Sat nav been saying 1hr 40min for the last hour :banghead:
    Westy is anyone at home this morning?? Should be with ya pre 12 and will need a sig.

    I.S update:
    Dads saying he will win back the skank as she's the love of his life :wtf:
    Jamie says leave us alone to be happy and who needs family anyhoo. And that they'll prob stat for a baby at Xmas :faint:
    Starting to feel a bit gutted for her dad now he's in a bit of a state poor guy.

    As for the cock ring - fail
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    You wish! That's what they kept telling me! When S3 was new and I had 4 yrs no claims I was paying £380, 4 years on (8 yrs NCB) I'm 37 and with a car worth half it's original value I'm now paying £560! Go figure?! Still cheap by young'uns standards, but constantly rising.

    Boss = mini Hitler?!? Enjoy the freedom / web surfing!
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Nobody is at home mate. Is it royal mail or courier?

    Cock rong fail!? Did it not work properly or did it not get used?

    Just loaded up Football manager 2011 on my iphone for another action packed day at work ;)
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    Morning all.
    Have I missed anything - had the day off yesterday as it was my Birthday - always try and avoid working on my Birthday.
    Welly how is the sting operation going ?
    Raining here now :sob:
    Curry tonight with a couple of mates.
    Paul
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    What? Like an apple pie you mean?


    Too big for you and it kept falling off? I didn't have that problem :superman:
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    MOrning all,

    Crazy, are you just telling us its paint but actually youre balls exploded and coated your face?
    Smudge, nice one mate. forget out the nutter and move on to pasties less crazy.
    Welly, and the ability to drive any car and hire any car. :)
    Westy, tired from just playing a football game on your phone?
    Dane, does that mean you'll do even less work? is that possible?

    I'm bored now, I'm here till 18:00 with no people to support. So what is the point in me being here?

    I've contacted a mod and fellow members about T-shirts. Plans are in action about T-shirts and so on. I'll keep you all up todate with any info I have.
    Hopefully joining all the people together will help lower the price.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Awww dude, sorry and all that.... lol.

    No pics from the shoot, they've all got to be edited etc etc etc. I'm expecting them tomorrow or saturday. I did see some of the photos they and they were good. We also did some driving ones which was nice, Mel took the guy in the TT up a dual carridgeway.

    Sounds familiar.....
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Happy Bday for Yesterday bud!

    As Crazy said, read my essay....

    Sadly I had to let the cat out of the bag....
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    I can't find that phrase on urban dictionary :moa:
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    LOL, you nutter!
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    RM so they'll leave a card no doubt

    I tried in on but felt like i was being strangled so i binned it off and just used it on her, Fired the little bad boy up Was ok for a minute or so then went a bit week, massivly under powered... so pulled out the trusty dolphin. job done ;)


    All the best Paul.


    Welly you got the pics yet??
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    RM so they'll leave a card no doubt

    I tried in on but felt like i was being strangled so i binned it off and just used it on her, Fired the little bad boy up Was ok for a minute or so then went a bit week, massivly under powered... so pulled out the trusty dolphin. job done ;)


    All the best Paul.


    Welly you got the pics yet??
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    Morning all. Having a really bad start to the day. I sure hope it gets better. Happy birthday for yesterday Paul.
    Welly, s it today you get house keys?
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    Thanks.

    Blimey - right result in the end though - seem there is a bit of snooping in your relationship from both parties - you need to learn to trust each other if it is going anywhere long term.

    I was torn between reading 3 pages of the Pub or my work emails and the Pub sadly doesn't pay the bills or keep me in beer and diesel :sorry:
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    Allegedly.... I'm not holding my breath though to be honest...
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I had that very same dilemma....
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    Good thing about a bad start, It can only get better.
    Sorry you walked in on the CR post lol
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    It might not be the first time she's walked in to a cock ring on a post?!

    I'll get my coat. :undwech:
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    So welly did you get Mel involved in the pics ;)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Happy birthday paul. :)
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    Why thank you...but it's not my birthday for a few months.
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    Game of soggy biscuit anyone ;)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    **** no!!



    :)
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    No sadly, she decided she didn't want to... :(
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    So is that Yr cover blown??
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    I'd say semi blown, lol!

    EDIT: I see Sandra 'liked' my last post...perhaps we can take this further. Just kidding.
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    Better than walking into an actual post.

    Like this:

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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I think the anominimnly (how ever the hell you spell that word) of crazy is blown!!

    We could photoshop some images of her on to your car if you wanted.
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    Gutted... I was Lookin fwd to images of hot snatch on a hot hatch holding a pistoli
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    Lol, you guys are on form this morning, hopefully My day will get better, but i have my doubts there. No one better step on my toes today or they will so regret it.
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    In coordination with Welly's video, and hot off the press:

    [video]http://imageshack.us/clip/my-videos/535/d8qm.mp4/[/video]
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    Go Sandra.... :thumbsup:
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    Ah i love coffee first thing in the morning. Happy Birthday to you for yesterday Paul. So lets get this wonderful day over work started and see how many retarded Dr's ring me asking stupid questions
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    It's about time you got onboard the pub. You are missing out!!

    Hi by the way!! lol
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    HAHAHA, amazing!!

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