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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Welly
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Dum dum ttsssshhhh.
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    Ads License to drive

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    I've had to stay away fella. I was getting absolutely NOTHING done at work. First of all I tried to post less in here, but it's like crack*. One hit lead to another. And another. And another. So I just had to go cold turkey.

    I'm falling off the wagon now though.



    *Apparently.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    For those who missed it.....

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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Welcome home :)
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I know what you mean Ads, I still get nothing done :whistle2:
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I'm off home lads.
    Got the in-laws down, so no ASN for me till Wednesday.
    If any epic happens, please send me links, pictures and signify for me.

    Thanks.
    Have fun all.


    P.S. welcome back ads.
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    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Sexual Intercorsa?
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I'll text you if there's anything worth logging on for ;)

    I'm off home now too. Got to do wadshing, ironing, haldex oil and filter change!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    OK bye :bye:

    Give your bird one for me :thumbsup:
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    ^^ Very good!
    :yes:
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    lol Welly you still haven't been rumbled.

    Aren't the corsa forums fairly prone to spamming other sites if they feel hard done by?
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Got to find me first....

    I deliberately used a anonymous web proxy to post that.

    Trace my IP.... Good luck.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    A thought for the morning.....

    [​IMG]
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Hang on, WTF have I just missed in the pub? So...let me attempt a recap. Smudge is spreading massif shiz about his ex on the corsa forum. Meanwhile, we've all realised the facebook fanny thread is the best internet thread ever. Westy has a nympho - well done dude, that's another audi owner with a nympho bird (not me included).

    And lastly, S3girl is/ was Smudge? WOW.

    Oh, and Welly's cars are broken again. :moa:
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    Can't remember where but i've posted it before
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    That's what she's like mate. Get's attention by making a complete mug of herself and gets a kick out of it

    Sick in the head

    IT WASN'T ME :laugh:

    I do love that forum sometimes

    :lmfao:

    I love you

    Basically yes, but i wasn't s3girl

    Update from the psycho, she messaged my new girl Johdi with this

    Trina 'trix' Richardson
    "hi there, hope you're enjoying my ex boyfriend/bestfriend

    so hows it feel to be a rebound?
    you know it was only the other weekend i was round his shagging his brains out. and apparantley you're the second he's had since me. wow you must feel so special. esp when he tels me he will always love me, i just dont think a paper bad job will ever live upto the expectations of someone like me.

    oh and did you know he's like uber close with all his ex' so you can now meet em all and sit next to the other 40 odd girls he's shagged.

    you know what, you sort of look like the ex before me, who he caught chlamydia off.

    I hope you know he's been talking about u and passing pics around our car forum of you and the majourity of them agree WTF lol.

    anyway i hope you can enjoy him and his compolsive lying ways, atleased you can confront him about this message, of course he will deny it all but you'll be able to tell as he's a **** lyer.

    Dont bother messaging back, cus tbh i couldnt give a ****, just letting you know what ya getting yourself into

    tata"

    She's off her ****ing trolley!!!!
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    Mornin peeps.

    Welly love the pic mate very funny.

    Crazy, you missed an action pack day in the pub yesterday man!

    Smudge, I think you might need to lay low for a bit until this blows over. Oh and from my experience, I've found that women hate being ignored so just ignore the exs attempts and she'll hate it. She's obviously getting some kind of a kick out of all this attention.
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    FFS.... what a day to be too busy to get on here.

    Smudge I feel for you mate. Two options, flat out block the ***** or She needs a trip to the local forest and scattering.
    And ya gotta love that corsa thread. Yum.

    Westy/ Chris sorry guys I didn't get onto yr grill surrounds last night I got in late and walked into some freaky family ****. Omg it's all going off up here. But Soooooooo funny. Will spill the beans later. I need to jump in the shower
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    No problemo mate, I said there was no rush. I just got a blank PM from you!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    OM actual G.

    That is shocking.

    What is actually up with this bird?!?
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    'ello girls.

    Smudge it's ridiculous, just leave it mate, let her shout her mouth off and look like a loon, life's too short to mess around with **** like that.
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    Good morning guys, just having a read through of what i missed, be right back
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    No you won't, it'll take you hours to digest what happened here. lol.

    As said smudge, move on. But on a side note...if 40 girls is true :applaus::applaus::applaus: ;)

    More report writing for me today. But it's going to be so hard knowing the pub is so full of life.
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    Morning crazy, did you have a good weekend? Hows the decorating going?
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    I'm getting myself some riot gear. It's only a matter of time before it spreads to my office and kicks off :)

    On a serious note though, this is getting very close to home! Enfield is only a few miles down the road!
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    weekend was very productive for decorating actually, got the coving up, skirting boards on. All undercoating done, computer cupboard build, desk mounted. I Have to finish off the fireplace at lunch today and then it's a case of painting and all done. :) Carpet is getting fit a week on friday, I can't wait. I'll try upload a few pics later. It currently just looks like a white box, like a mental head's bedroom in an asylum. :)

    As for the riots, hopefully Huddersfield will be fine. It's not exactly the centre of action when things happen like this. The sheep keep us well defended.
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    Crazy, sounds like you got a power of stuff done, you will be glad to get it all finished.
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Oddly I'm all excited about going skiing again this year, cant wait! I'm feeling a new jacket and a go pro hd, as well as a car mount for doing cool car vids.
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    I've ignored her for 24 hours now, and already had an apology text off her this morning asking to be friends. I told her that she needs to apologise to Johdi as well and she's kicked off again. I've told her that i can never ever be friends with someone like her again after what she has said to me

    Proper screw loose mate, i want nothing more to do with her

    Cheers Dane :)

    It's something in that area, i've actually lost count :laugh:
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    And on the subject of riots, i could see Croydon and Colliers Wood both burning brightly from my balcony last night, i live less than a mile from Croydon and at 2am this morning stuff kicked off around my area as well. Driving to work this morning was like something from 28 days later

    The front door to my block of flats has been smashed with what looks like a hammer, but it hasn't broken, loads of other shop windows smashed, 1 car burnt out and damage just everywhere

    Shocking and sickening
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    I'm gonna go to Austria the week before xmas, cant wait :yahoo:
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    Morning smudge, i only just finished catching up on my reading, lol. Sounds like a real eventful weekend
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    I think we're going to Italy over xmas, but I want to try and get 3 weeks in this year.

    Last year we went to Austria, it's my favorite for sure, 1 week in Obergurgl and then my brother and I made a quick train journey to a place called Hochfilzen around fieberbrunn/steinplatter area, to meet a mate of mine, mega amounts of skiing I was so tired by the end of it!

    The snow around that time of year last year was a bit sparse tbh
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    That doesn't sound good. Nothing's booked yet but we're thinking Meahoffen.
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Go for a high resort its the best way
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    A holiday sounds good.
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    In my day it was a Nova GTe showing my age I guess :blush:
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Well people, I seek advice which is unusual for me....

    ...However I am currently suppressing the knee jerk reaction to go absolutely f**kin bonkers.

    Just found out my missus has a profile on one of the so called 'Sugar Daddy' websites, claiming that she's single and is happy to go out for meals and drinks with blokes.

    What would you do?

    I have drafted an email including a PDF print of her profile page on there which simply says 'explain'.
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    You should have contacted her pretending to be another bloke asking if she would like to go out for dinner. I would not be happy mate!

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