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ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    What does it do?
    apart from mince around.
     
  2. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Travelodge?
     
  3. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Waving to the fans while ploughing through the gravel trap, legend.

    It dumps boost when traction is lost. It's part of the also gay and mincy ESP system.
     
  4. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    It's a boost control solenoid for the traction control.

    Basically, encompasses a LOT of unnecessary pipework which is prone to leaking and causing other issues.
     
  5. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    I know what you mean.
    Thanks.

    I need some dry ice.

    Westy, is your misses bringing a hair dryer to AITP?
     
  6. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Um I'm no expert but basically

    On top of our 1.8T engines is a small chamber under vaccum.
    The N249 valve can open this chamber and force the divertor valve open and you loose boost.
    It usually does this as part of the traction control/esp system.
    Theres a lot of unecessary ancillary pipe work that goes with it, these perish and create vac leaks
    removing all of this, running one small silicone pipe and leaving the N249 electronically connected improves engine idle, throttle response and stops the n249 ruining the fun
     
  7. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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  8. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    No she'll sort her hair out on the Saturday afternoon before we drive to Wickstead Park.
     
  9. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    And the random award goes to you dude!!

    [​IMG]
     
  10. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Ok, I might have to nick the misses or buy one.
    You think we will have power near the cars?
    My 240V socket in the car can't power hair dryers.
     
  11. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Lol, whats happened to Paul di resta?
     
  12. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Is this for wrapping or are you currently sporting a "tidal wave" hair do???
     
  13. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Is he the only one who hasn't done a timed lap yet?
     
  14. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Dent removal. :)
     
  15. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    I dont think he's even racing, I've seen two force indias lapping and no PDR
     
  16. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I'd be well popular if I gave you my gf's hairdryer to remove dents from your car lol
     
  17. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Buemi just had a nice stylish off!
     
  18. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    :laugh:
    It be fine, its not like i'm going to fill it with powder or any thing. lol

    You seen the dent vids?
     
  19. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    That could of very easily have been a lot worse
     
  20. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I watched the dry ice one, very impressive stuff.
     
  21. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    That's the kind of corner you want to loose it on if you loose it on the Nordeshlief Nurburgring! One with loads of gravel!
     
  22. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    There is another one where you heat the panel up and then spry compressed air at the dent and it pops out.

     
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  23. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    That is insane!!! Wicked cool. I shall have to remeber that....
     
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  24. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    Good morning guys, just jumped on to say to you all have a great weekend.

    Sent from Sandra's Ipad.
     
  25. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Where are you lot watching the F1?
     
  26. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I kind of want to put dents in my car so I can try it :)
     
  27. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Testing session 1 is over now mate. Session 2 is at 12:45 on the BBC website.
     
  28. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I don't like being jumped on..... but thanks :D.

    You too
     
  29. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    Will try thanks welly. Hoping to feel up to going over to Edinburgh to hae a look at the RS3 they have in the Audi Showroom.

    Sent from Sandra's Ipad
     
  30. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Photos are a must if you do go....
     
  31. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    Of course Welly. I will carry my camera.

    Sent from Sandra's Ipad
     
  32. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :thumbsup:
     
  33. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Shibby dibby doo... :)
     
  34. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I don't think a hairdryer is needed for this type of hairdo!

    [​IMG]
     
  35. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I'd love to smash her curtains!
     
  36. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Works internet is still being gay... I'm gonna shutdown the server and see if that helps, stupid old rustbucket
     
  37. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Couldn't agree more. Did you see her on the Graham Norton show? Her dress was so short. At one point i physically leaned to the side to try see up it, my mrs gave me the look of death haha.
     
  38. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    She's loosing her looks the older she gets. She's starting to look a bit like dolph lundgren!
     
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  39. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Time for another transcript....

     
  40. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    She looked good in Bad Teacher.

    I deffo would....
     
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