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  1. ScottD3
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    What does it do?
    apart from mince around.
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    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Travelodge?
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Waving to the fans while ploughing through the gravel trap, legend.

    It dumps boost when traction is lost. It's part of the also gay and mincy ESP system.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    It's a boost control solenoid for the traction control.

    Basically, encompasses a LOT of unnecessary pipework which is prone to leaking and causing other issues.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I know what you mean.
    Thanks.

    I need some dry ice.

    Westy, is your misses bringing a hair dryer to AITP?
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Um I'm no expert but basically

    On top of our 1.8T engines is a small chamber under vaccum.
    The N249 valve can open this chamber and force the divertor valve open and you loose boost.
    It usually does this as part of the traction control/esp system.
    Theres a lot of unecessary ancillary pipe work that goes with it, these perish and create vac leaks
    removing all of this, running one small silicone pipe and leaving the N249 electronically connected improves engine idle, throttle response and stops the n249 ruining the fun
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    No she'll sort her hair out on the Saturday afternoon before we drive to Wickstead Park.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    And the random award goes to you dude!!

    [​IMG]
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Ok, I might have to nick the misses or buy one.
    You think we will have power near the cars?
    My 240V socket in the car can't power hair dryers.
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Is this for wrapping or are you currently sporting a "tidal wave" hair do???
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Is he the only one who hasn't done a timed lap yet?
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Dent removal. :)
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    I dont think he's even racing, I've seen two force indias lapping and no PDR
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Yeah I'd be well popular if I gave you my gf's hairdryer to remove dents from your car lol
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Buemi just had a nice stylish off!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    :laugh:
    It be fine, its not like i'm going to fill it with powder or any thing. lol

    You seen the dent vids?
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    That could of very easily have been a lot worse
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I watched the dry ice one, very impressive stuff.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    That's the kind of corner you want to loose it on if you loose it on the Nordeshlief Nurburgring! One with loads of gravel!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    There is another one where you heat the panel up and then spry compressed air at the dent and it pops out.

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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    That is insane!!! Wicked cool. I shall have to remeber that....
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    Sandra MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

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    Good morning guys, just jumped on to say to you all have a great weekend.

    Sent from Sandra's Ipad.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Where are you lot watching the F1?
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I kind of want to put dents in my car so I can try it :)
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Testing session 1 is over now mate. Session 2 is at 12:45 on the BBC website.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I don't like being jumped on..... but thanks :D.

    You too
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    Sandra MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

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    Will try thanks welly. Hoping to feel up to going over to Edinburgh to hae a look at the RS3 they have in the Audi Showroom.

    Sent from Sandra's Ipad
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Photos are a must if you do go....
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    Sandra MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

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    Of course Welly. I will carry my camera.

    Sent from Sandra's Ipad
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :thumbsup:
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Shibby dibby doo... :)
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I don't think a hairdryer is needed for this type of hairdo!

    [​IMG]
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I'd love to smash her curtains!
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Works internet is still being gay... I'm gonna shutdown the server and see if that helps, stupid old rustbucket
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Couldn't agree more. Did you see her on the Graham Norton show? Her dress was so short. At one point i physically leaned to the side to try see up it, my mrs gave me the look of death haha.
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    She's loosing her looks the older she gets. She's starting to look a bit like dolph lundgren!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Time for another transcript....

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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    She looked good in Bad Teacher.

    I deffo would....
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