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ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Just had an almighty "Barry White" but forgot to start the timer :(
     
  2. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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  3. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Incubus! Sweeeeeet
     
  4. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Its a good excuse to get one then.

    Does not have to be really you, just make one up like i did once.
    great for stalking people.
     
  5. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member VCDS Map User

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    I will be spending Friday and this Weekend here :- Netley Marsh Steam and Craft Show, craft marquee, fun fair, circus, childrens entertainment at the Netley Marsh Steam fair, where I will be assistant sound engineer for the live bands.

    My Sister-In-Laws husband runs his own PA and functions company (lighting and sound) for corporate functions - launches etc and he provides the sound and lighting for the live evening entertainment.

    It will be a busy weekend as we will have his full rig there (2 channel fully active 4 way system with 2 stacks each side of the stage). The one thing I'm not looking forward to is moving the sub and bass cabinets, subs have an 18" driver each and the bass 2 * 12" drivers - so very heavy.

    He also has a serious amount of amp capacity and we are even borrowing a 3rd Amp rack for this one. Loads of juice.

    Paul
     
  6. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Everyone loves a bit of Incubus!

    I have their very first album, Fungus among us, it's proper red hot chilli's stylee.

    The newer stuff is a bit too polictically motivated IMO
     
  7. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    Damo, i dont much care how it looks, if it prints thats the job done. I have measurements so this it fits in a designated cupboard space along with the cisco router and switches, hub, server and nas box and other printer.
     
  8. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    I get you there dude. FAU was v good, Science was a top album also, light grenades im 50/50 on half good to smash around to, half to hang yrself to. Just franticly searchin my phone for different shade of green.

    You heard the new chilli's track. Nice and original sounding. But I prefere the stuff they did when I was a pup. Proper thrash punk
    Oh ye, (air guitar) in Yr own time go on!

    You broke the mould. A woman that thinks in process logic... Or is Sandra Scottish for steve :ninja:
     
  9. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    Thanks Damo. Im just practical i guess. Its function is to print, not look good.
     
  10. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Well, I've spent the last 2 hours getting my ear chewed off about misuse of the email system in a disciplinary meeting. Then went out for lunch.

    I'm having a good day. Not.
     
  11. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear mate :(
     
  12. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    This cheered me up though:

    A car insurance claim form where a disgruntled male driver accuses a female motorist of being a "freeloading fat chav" has been leaked on the web.

    [​IMG]


    Insurance giant AIG has launched an investigation after the form - complete with a cartoon drawing of the accident scene - began doing the rounds on the internet.

    The driver - who is named, along with the woman - describes a shunt at traffic lights in which his car apparently hits the rear bumper of the vehicle in front.

    Under the section 'Full Description Of Accident', he writes: "I was stopped at traffic lights. The lights changed. Mrs P***** started to move and then stopped (stalled).

    Tell It How It Is!

    "I had just started to pull away and then broke. As I stopped I very slightly touched the rear bumper of the car in front.

    "We both got out. There was no damage and Miss P***** is a fat chav who definately (sic) does not have whiplash."

    The abuse does not stop there however.

    Under the section 'Sketch Plan', the furious driver vents his spleen a second time with the aid of two cartoon drawings of the accident scene.

    The overview shows two cars labelled 'Fat Chav' and 'Me' while the side view shows two cartoon characters arguing in the street.

    When we have completed this investigation we will take appropriate action.

    - AIG spokesperson

    A speech bubble coming from the pot-bellied lady driver declares: "Ooooh I'm a freeloading fat chav who doesn't have whiplash."

    The male responds: "Chav!"

    An AIG spokesman said: "We take any potential breach of data security very seriously and we are actively conducting a full investigation into this matter."
     
  13. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I've seen that before but it is still very funny.
     
  14. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I didn't make matters better for myself when they started waffling on about the IT Policy and that signing it and then not adhering to it could lead to instant dismissal.

    At which point I pointed out that I had written the IT policy so was well aware of what it contained, and then made them aware that I haven't signed a copy of the IT Policy at all.

    They went off to 'find it'. Which they didn't. Because I was right! :lmfao:

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Jul 19, 2011
  15. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Superb. I'm assuming they've made you sign it now?
     
  16. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Yup. Sadly.
     
  17. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Zing! 2 hours is a bit over the top for an email don't you think, what an epic waste of time!

    [​IMG]

    Lunch time!
     
  18. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    KFC, The corner stone of any healthy diet :)
     
  19. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I hate you.
     
  20. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Sorry dude, you got a fancy caf downstairs though...

    Much like a burger and a pint from 'Spoons :)
     
  21. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    haha, yep.
     
  22. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored.
     
  23. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Me too! I'm sooooooo bored I cant even be bothered to go out for a lunch break! Probably just slope off at 4:30ish ;)
     
  24. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    I don't get it. Its KFC, if it was a t-bone steak or a rear bit of venisen i'd understand.

    Hmmm 16oz steak and stilton sauce :hubbahubba:
     
  25. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Got a tittie wheel bearing sat here saying 'Fit me, fit me!!'.
     
  26. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Na, KFC I love with all my heart. I regularly go and buy a Bargain Bucket for just me....
     
  27. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Dude you probably haven't had your 10 espressos yet, get on it, you'll feel better!
     
  28. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    J'aime
     
  29. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Same here - I'm going to be toodles at half 4
     
  30. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I hate being at work bored when there are jobs to be done at home! I need to work from home ;)
     
  31. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Way ahead of you.... lol.

    I'm on cup number 2 for the day - I'm trying to cut down.

    I walked down to GSF from the Tower to try and be healthy...
     
  32. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Same, but then I wouldn't ever actually do work.
     
  33. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I dont do any sat in the office anyway!
     
  34. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    [​IMG]
     
  35. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Welly get yo ass over to the XS power thread again please ;)
     
  36. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    What the hell is this doing at the bottom? :laugh:

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  37. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    Guys, guys, GUYS!!!

    Have you lot heard of Sybian???

    If not, have a look at some vids of it being used. :hubbahubba:


    Ladies... get on it! :laugh:



    Sorry.
     
  38. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Ha, that's great Jo.

    This is my fave!! Of course, purely from a photographers point of view...literally.

    [​IMG]
     
  39. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member VCDS Map User

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    Well I bought a bike at lunchtime DiamondBack Contra best bit the Mrs has agreed to give me £200 towards it for my birthday :yahoo:

    So I get a £500 bike for £300 cost to me - I feel a PXA-H800 and RUX-C800 combination purchase.
     
  40. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I have heard of it but for the life of me cant remember what it's about!?
     

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