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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. crazy88
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    It's like a dating agency around here at the moment...all asking for each others details.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Yeah, your ticket will be in the post later mate
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I cant find anyone called crazy88 on bookface, Is that your real name ;)
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Yeah man!! ASN love.
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    He''l never tell he's loving the anonimity

    ASN love for the real members that make it great not the 4 post Larry's who don't say thank you lol
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Ohhhh sh*t, I think I'm in trouble....

    Back in a few :-/
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Ahhh, she found his "I like to smash pasties" t-shirt!!!

    And as for me, I don't have facebook, sorry people.
  8. Dane
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Oh no

    [​IMG]
  9. Westy
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    That's fair enough, I'm thinking of closing my account down!
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    That's what I did. too much bab on it. I don't give a **** about other peoples kids, or how the man in front of them in the shop smells or whatever people post. I'm much happier without knowing how stupid my mates are :)
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    OK, I just got a heavy b*llocking, and I suspect it may end up with a disciplinary. Bugger.

    Allow me to explain:

    Someone here was having a problem with opening a file. Pretty simple stuff, they sent me the file, I explained that it was a PDF file and that they would have to download and install Adobe Reader X to be able to open and view it.

    No problem, sent them the download link and all sorted.

    Then I followed up a few days later (Friday) to make sure all was OK. On confirmation of this, I sent them this (bearing in mind they are normally game for a laugh):

    [​IMG]

    Apparently, that wasn't very funny. I disagree. It was damn funny.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    :lmfao:

    I've not seen that before Welly. Did your boss find it funny?
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    Welly, sir! That post alone has made my life complete! If I could create a second account, just to like your post a second time I would! (I can't though, as i'll be banned by Sarg V).
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    No, yet I don't understand how. Apparently it's a tasteless joke. Like hell. I don't care what anyone says, that was funny.
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    Agreed! Only Pedo's wouldn't find it funny. FACT
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Jeez, unless your boss is some michael jackson freak thats funny ****!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    If it comes to it, just for a laugh, I might even bring your testimonials about it's humour level to my botty smacking....

    That would please HR immensely.
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Yeah, they sent it on to HR and complained!!
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    What a nobber! They should be disciplined for being such a computer cripple.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Agreed, failing that they should be made to sit in the corner for failing to have any sense of humour.

    Virus their way me thinks.... mwahahaha
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    I agree. Just get balaclarva'd up and wait for them in the carpark, then inflict some knee cap pain using a bat ;)
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Ahhh well. I don't give a toss anyway if I'm honest.

    If people don't find it funny, that's their problem.

    Feck 'em.

    And HR as well!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    You can't say that these days, it's men in comfortable shoes....
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Welly,
    Got funny emails from him to you?
    Take him down with you. Take them all down mwahahahaha.

    I find it funny when people ***** about Facebook and posts from others or people on there that they don't like.
    Just change the settings and get it working for you.
    Remove the pointless friends, block the friends you can't remove.
    Everyone that I think is a knob I remove and the family members I can remove but still think is a knob I hide their updates.
    A cleaner more friendly Facebook.
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    I found you scott! I now know where you live, where you work and what you look like muhahahahahahaha
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    True, but why bother with all that hassle? If I found it worthwhile i'd do all that. :)
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    In the next week or two hopefully need to do a few bits to bodywork, stone chips up front and cracked paint on it arse where it got smacked a few month back. Still torn on colour though:think: might do a poll lol

    If you cut it into four equals there shoul be enough for two fob's.... Yeh give it a tugg ;)


    It was so expected haha
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I'm outta here very soon. Going home to do more work on my car. Securing the intercooler and doing some logging tonight, all fun stuff!
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Sounds fun I'm sat in traffic tryin to catch up on today's pub antics. Can't see the video of welly's bellend thank god!!
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    It's for the best, it's only small and has bleached bits on it apparently.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I'm going to start work on the tittie tonight also.

    Clunk hunting on car number 2.... Yay!! lol
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    Start by ripping out all the sh!TTy (see what I did there ;) ) rubber hose. You must have loads of odds and sods of silicone kicking about?
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I have TONS of S3 cast off gear! Air filter included.... mwhahaha
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I expect you to show VCDS logs of the tittie running over 200g/s tomorrow ;)
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Hmmmm. I'll try. And fail.

    The wheel bearing needs doing the most!! lol
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I got a bit wet on my little explore and ended up having to travel 2 hours home like this.
    [​IMG]
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Hahahahahaha fecking brilliant.

    Me and 3 of my mates traveled all the way back from Alton Towers once in rush hour in our pants after getting soaked on the Ripsaw ride.
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Scott Yr lass needs to shave her legs!

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