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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Dane
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Excuse me, I've just wasted a clutch in 9 months :jester:
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Ouchie.

    And that was mainly in 2 days.... lol
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    Sandra MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

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    My ipod and ipad.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Don't forget to christen the new car welly.

    I never christen mine, to paranoid of something breaking or making it dirty.
    the most I do is funny shapes in the snow.

    Has sandra got a merry poppings bag?
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    My missus is having a good few days. She get's a free TT to drive. She has just now found out that the job she went for and really wanted, but didn't get, the person that did get it has been fired and they want her to start next week.

    I wish I had weeks like that!
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    +1

    1 day really 8, 5000rpm launches plus the practise ones I did before Inters to figure out the best way, the second day I only did two and I launched much more gently... ish
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    Rofl, not even got as far as deciding what to wear yet, that will be the next thing to overcome.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Fair play that man :applaus:
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I wish they told her why the person was fired so quick!!

    Great news though.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    If you're looking for underwear it might be hanging from the light shade.
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    My mrs underwear was on saturday morning. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Hmmmmm. I normally find stuff on the floordrobe.
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    What, as in you were wearing it??? lol
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    That's what I thought he meant too!!
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    I wish i did have a magic bag scott, one that would transport me anywhere i wanted to go especially as my day has got off to a bad start as i slept in.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    You need her umbrella....
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    haha, I think I meant that too now when I re-read it, oops! You lot don't need to know the answer to that. :blush:
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Nice one. :D

    I made ever excuse, reason, thought and movement possible to not do any thing on saturday after the misses go home. No way, she can wait untill sunday.
    I even covered my hands in brake fluid and dirt from Westy's breaks in an attempt to not do any thing, this just made it worse but some how I held off untill sunday.
    :jump:
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    What you do at the weekends mate is completely up to you..... :lmfao:

    Just make sure it's good stuff.
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    Good man! It does my head it that my mrs thinks that she can get it WHENEVER she wants but must make me wait.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Bet you didn't last long!
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Yeah but they know how to push the right buttons though dont they!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I'm not very popular this morning. I was knackered last night and my missus wanted a banging. So I promised her I'd give her one this morning. Sadly I was late waking up, and snick off to work before she woke up.

    You should have seen the text.... :-/
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    theres a screw driver in the garage... whats the problem :laugh:
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    Copy and paste the text for all to see!!!

    You see, I can honestly say I will NEVER get a text like that. By morning she resets to 'zero' for sexual activity, all is forgotten during a nights sleep.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Reminds me of this quote from Enemy Of The State:

    Robert Clayton Dean: I was shopping for some lingerie. That's still legal, isn't it?

    David Pratt: Were you buying that for your wife?

    Robert Clayton Dean: No I was picking something up for myself, I do a little cross dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel sexy.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Haha. Mine wanted a sorting out last night but we didn't get home to mine till 9ish and she had an hours drive back to hers. I told her that there is a sex ban next weekend due to me conserving energy for my London to Cambridge bike ride. That didn't go down too well!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Shhhhhh, that's a secret.... lol
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Ok, share. :D
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Thats why you go more than once. :)
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    2nd performance is always like superman :superman:
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    Not yet, but i will add that to my list, lol.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Or do it when you need to pee.
    The need to not pee over your misses out weighs the other need.
    Or something. :)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    If I caught someone doing that to my car, I would honestly unleash some fury.

    I agree, I HATE people that take their anger out on other people's possessions, it's pathetic.

    If someone had a problem, they should be man enough (not being sexist, works for women too) to confront ME about it.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Where did everyone go?

    I've just been over to the 8L forum! OMG what a pile of poo that is at the moment.

    Threads asking about DVs, N429 bypass, wheel spacers, what's the best remap. FFS this stuff has been covered a million times since these cars came into production :banghead:
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    All over a hair do......:lmfao:

    The S3 dude. Got a few colour options I'm thinking of but I like the GT3RS riviera blue with black detailing.
    [​IMG]

    Deffo agree there

    Glad to here Yr keeping bumble fella, nice looking tt. Is that an original sport two tone ??

    :lmfao:But you would at every opportunity ...... Show off!

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