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ASN's Pub

ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Oh yeah speaking of "little ones". When I was in the 80s bar on Sat night some bloke squeezed in the middle urinal out of three in the bogs, I was one end and my mate was the other end. I said "room for a little one" and this guy said "**** off you cnut, this aint a little one" and he flopped out some impressive man sausage! Jesus it was impressive.
     
  2. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    WTF?!?
     
  3. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I feel the same about mine. I think once youve got a car to how you want it and you've spent a lot of time doing the work yourself, you do become attached.
     
  4. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    King Dong mate!
     
  5. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    lol, photos or it didn't....

    Actually, never mind!! :lmfao:
     
  6. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    Dane, Nice one mate. where you off to again?

    Welly, small one on the drive? You just bought a TT?
     
  7. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Anyway, moving away from penises, here is something very feminine!! lol

    [​IMG]

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  8. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Nice looking motor Welly. How did the VCDS scan go?
     
  9. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I was in shock mate. The guy started to windmill it infront of me too!
     
  10. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Excellently. I used the 10 faults to beat him down £250 quid.

    I saved the log:



    Saturday, 16 July 2011, 13:49:16

    VAG-COM Version: Release 409.1-S



    Control Module Part Number: 8L0 906 018 Q

    Component and/or Version: 1.8L R4/5VT 0001

    Software Coding: 10710

    Work Shop Code: WSC 01236

    Additional Info: TRUZZZ8NZ11026145 AUZ5Z0YD063056

    10 Faults Found:

    17705 - Pressure Drop between Turbo and Throttle Valve (check D.V.!)

    P1297 - 35-00 - -

    17545 - Fuel Trim: Bank 1 (Add): System too Rich

    P1137 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    16684 - Random/Multiple Cylinder Misfire Detected

    P0300 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    16687 - Cylinder 3 Misfire Detected

    P0303 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    17763 - Cylinder 1 Ignition Circuit: Open Circuit

    P1355 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    17766 - Cylinder 2 Ignition Circuit: Open Circuit

    P1358 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    17769 - Cylinder 3 Ignition Circuit: Open Circuit

    P1361 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    17772 - Cylinder 4 Ignition Circuit: Open Circuit

    P1364 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    17956 - Boost Pressure Regulation Valve (N75): Open Circuit

    P1548 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    16497 - Intake Air Temp. Sensor (G42): Signal too High

    P0113 - 35-10 - - - Intermittent

    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    All cleared before driving home, none came back. Win.
     
  11. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    Westy, you talk to people in toilets?

    Weldone welly, I knew you could not sell that car. :)
     
  12. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Wrong in some kind of style.

    Still, he was obviously proud.

    W*nker.
     
  13. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Yeah, I have this real issue with impulse buying. lol
     
  14. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    All cleared and none came back? you lucky chap, £250 off. I looks like it could do with spacers and a hit with the lowering stick dude... ;)

    Westy I hope he windmilled before peeing and you didnt get spattered in pee.
     
  15. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    It needs lowering BIG TIME lol.

    My mate has some S3 springs... :-/
     
  16. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like you need to do the n249 bypass, new set of coils, re-do the coil wiring, new N75, cant believe how much you beat the guy down. Good work, what a bargain.
     
  17. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Dude they cleared and didnt come back :)
     
  18. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Yeah it was a pre pi$$ windmill.
     
  19. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    They will. Codes like that appear for a reason in the first place.
     
  20. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    They were all old codes mate.

    N75 has already been replaced, it's had a 007P put on it which I can only assume was to replace the knackered DV, coils have been replaced.

    249 bypass is a must though.
     
  21. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member VCDS Map User

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  22. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Mel drove the S3 back from Cardiff where I picked it up, it was nice to see Bumble cruising along from other people's perspective. :)
     
  23. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Ah ok, sweet (like chocolate...... boy!)
     
  24. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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  25. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    You gave Mel the faster one of the two :faint:
     
  26. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Does Mel ever give the car some beans? I'd be scared to let my wife drive a car as fast as your S3!

    TT looks nice actually, I like the black roof. Sounds like a bargain too. OK, that's a lie, I have no idea what you bought it for, but everyone else said it, so I thought i'd join in :)
     
  27. Sandra

    Sandra MODERATOR Staff Member Administrator Moderator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter quattro Audi S3 s tronic

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    Morning guys, sounds like you all had a nice busy weekend. So starts another week.
     
  28. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I know, I was behind her on the last bit of the journey home and she dicked me heavy.... I was chuckling.

    Still, she did manage to produce a flame on change which was cool to watch!
     
  29. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Hot girl in a fast car is so full or fin!!! We need a photoshoot of her and your car before it goes Welly.
     
  30. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Funny you should say that, but I have one planned actually. Her mate is doing a shoot for me.

    She's got a bumblebee outfit as well which I might make her wear!! lol
     
  31. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    When my clutch pedal snaped my mate drove my car home with no clutch for me and I followed in his work van. She did look pretty following her :wub:
     
  32. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    What's that phrase...Pics or it didn't happen? lol. And by that I mean we need pics posting here, or at least in our pm's.

    So how long before the TT goes hybrid? Does it drive nice, or very similar to a quattro a3?
     
  33. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    It won't be. Going to try and get some sort of economy from it lol.

    It drives OK, bit **** as it needs a lower arm NS I think, or could be a CV joint. Also needs a wheel bearing BIG time.

    Also a thermostat will be required. Usual 1.8T foibles.
     
  34. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    No problem for the Wellynator! I found that swapping between the s3 and a3 quattro my fuel economy didnt really change (obviously that doesnt apply now) I put it down to the k03 spooling earlier, what do you think?
     
  35. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    It'll give you something to do again mate!
     
  36. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I put it down to you driving your S3 like a biatch :)
     
  37. Sandra

    Sandra MODERATOR Staff Member Administrator Moderator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter quattro Audi S3 s tronic

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    Why is it when you are in a hurry, that nothing goes right? I cant find anything this morning.
     
  38. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    What are you hunting for? It's probably at the bottom of your bag ;)
     
  39. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    ZING
     
  40. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    If you're looking for your underwear, just don't bother! Commando is the way forward.
     

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