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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. mikeyg
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    Feel free to come and paint the ceiling in my dining room!
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Going back a few posts...I'm a trimmer. It makes you look longer :) something I definitely need.

    And as for jobs, I have a million to do tomorrow, I wish I could be bored. Boo hiss :(
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    lol, ive just choked on my beer reading about you lot shaving the man bush lol! OOhhhh wax or shave lol Dont forget the balm afterwards!!!!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    [Mar 12, 2011]
    I loaded the washing machine this morning and just took the clothes out and I could smell leather conditioner.
    Odd, I've not cleaned any leather today and all my leather cloths are in the......................................washing machine....!!!!
    Great, Now all of our clean clothes has a hint of leather conditioner.
    Misses wont be happy, she hates that smell.

    O well, I like it. :)

    Start as you mean to carry on I guess.
    Wait, the misses is driving us to bristol this afternoon, ****!!
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    I love the smell of leather :D

    I'm waiting on Postman Pat with a little package from NHN :)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    What is it?
    What is it?
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    VCDS :)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    [Mar 12, 2011]
    Very nice.
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    monkey_lewis Reverse Gear

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    was in a car park earlier on today after just comming out of a shop, i was driving towards the exit when i saw fellow a3 with the bonnet up and a bit of a chav looking gormlessly at it, i thought well audi and all ill see if i can offer some help, so i would the window down, got abit closer when i spotted an s3 badge on the front grill...( i was like score i definately be helping him out here) when i pulled up infront of him, i was just about to say "need a hand" when i spotted it werent an s3 at all and by the size of the engine and the plastic intake manifold it looked like a 1.6 i laughed and drove revving up slightly i bet he felt stupid!!!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    [Mar 14, 2011]
    Morning all,

    Lewis, You never helped the guy out cause he had a S3 badge on a A3?
    Thats not very nice but I dont think I would have helped him.
    I use to stop and help people who was broken down but after getting some rude comments or ungreatfull people, I've given up now.

    I found the best hang over cure.
    60min boat trip around the harbour in 10foot speed boat. Wonderfull sunny morning with blue skys.
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    monkey_lewis Reverse Gear

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    its the fact it was a 1.6.... and more to the point he was an idiot trying to change the spark plugs in the car park......
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    HAHAHA.
    Ok, fair point. lol
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    Im not angry Lewis, Im just disappointed :(
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    monkey_lewis Reverse Gear

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    trying the disapointed card on me now, if he was to admit it was a 1.6 and not an s3 and then i would be happy to help, but whilst hes playing at an s3 im playing at being nice :)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    [Mar 14, 2011]
    Hate the game not the playa.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Well, I had a crappy weekend. My Galaxy S got nicked in the middle of the day, from my pocket in Weston Super Mare.

    Bastards.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Pick Pocketed?
    Really?
    That sucks balls man.

    Insurance job for a Galaxy S II? :D
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Annoyingly they will only do like for like. But it's better than a poke in the eye I guess.

    I did have to fill out a 10 page form online to actually submit a claim - talk about want to know your life story....
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    Morning all!!!

    Welly that is a bitch,but at least you can sort it on insurance.

    And to inform you guys if you didnt already know, today is Steak and Blow job day!!!!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    O brill thanks for the mikey, The misses is at home ill.
    Looks like its Steak and pick the sick day for me. :(

    Hope the rest of you enjoy it.

    We placing bets on Crazy88 enjoying today? :D
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    Well i know ive got chicken for dinner, so there goes the steak. And as the missus had a wisdom tooth out 2 days ago im sure she will use that as an excuse to not give me the blow job too!

    But i shall try!
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    monkey_lewis Reverse Gear

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    why whats going on?
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    Steak and blowjob day.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Not me!
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    But with Steak or with Chicken - Hmmm
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    Steak and blow job day.....I'm gonna bribe the wife for fun tonight. I just need to think how.

    Steak moment has gone, we had pork. But I'm hoping to get some more pork later ;)

    Best day ever. We celebrated it properly last year, was a great day.

    And I'm glad you didn't help mr 1.6 out. No harm in having a 1.6, but why pretend it's an S3? Pfft.
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    Wow its as quiet in here today as i am at work!!

    Bloody bored out of my brain.
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    Advanced Database Lecture. Fun Fun.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    [Mar 15, 2011]
    I'm playing stupid zombies on my phone.
    Its like angry birds but with guns and zombies.

    Found out that a site is losing power tomorrow for 30mins.
    Not a massive big deal but I get to go over there and shut all the kit down and bring it back up. Again dull.
    But they have loads of metal working kit, CNCs, laiths and really fast rib boats. So i'm going to go and see what I can play with or get them to make. :D
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    At least you get to go and do stuff! I cant leave the office and if the phone isnt ringing there is absolutley nothing for me to do.

    Sitting here going through the apps on my phone to see if there is something new and exciting!
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    If you haven't already get the plants vs zombies app tis amazing!

    Anyone going to the Cheltenham festival this week? brilliant week for sexy cars (and women). Plus most of the normal clubs in Cheltenham get turned into strip clubs, I may well go for a drive round town laters lol
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    Just stumbled across this thread. I've been sitting at work all day trolling the ASN boards as I have nothing to do.
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    It just took me 40 minutes to drive home it normally takes 10... Stupid race week traffic!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Never been.
    Any good?

    Welcome to the pub.
    Whats your tipple of the day? :)

    I hate it.
    I use to live near ashton court and when ever the bloon fiesta was on I could hardly get home or to work.
    I ended up booking that time off and staying home and working on the car/bike.
    All I got to worry about is DFLs taking over my surfing beach.

    IT had a big meeting/presentation with HP today to find out how they are going to screw us over...........I mean take us over.
    I might fall asleep.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Westle, 4 hour bike ride on the moors during the snow.
    Not another soul around, apart from some guy on a quad.

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    Silly bitch.
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