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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Westy
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I bet he does! He knows feck all about cars too ;)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    That line a. We know your game, we are all friends here. :)

    With out wanting to sound mean to any one but alot of birds are looking the same now.
    Long straigt blond hair, yellow/brown fake tan and more make up than a burlesque show.
    Well, thats just my observation any way.

    God, I sound like a right erm..........Don't know but I don't think its normal.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Would any bloke turn down the option to help an atractive female with her car, if they know what they are doing or not?

    The same thought runs though every mans head (unless they are gay or odd) and it resembles something like a bad (yet good) porno.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    She is a bit fine though looking at the pic..... Lets be fair.
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    Sandra MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

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    Thanks for the mention Scott, i can assure you guys it would take a lot for you guys to offend me with your banter, i find it really amusing and you should all just continue as normal. I believe that Sarah a3 drops in occassionally so i not the only female, lol.

    Sent from Sandra's Ipad
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Lol you're getting old Scott! how does that make you feel Westy ;) I wouldn't know what a girl my age looks like these days, :( horray for new job in two weeks time!
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Yes, yes she is, Smashing pastys comes to mind
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I've had 2 people this week comment on how grey my hair is starting to go :(
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Dude thats my second post in two days that you've disliked :(

    I'll do better.

    ps grey = distinguished, chicks dig that
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I am at a good age where I seem to be able to attrack birds younger than me and older than me :)
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    attack or attract dude?
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Yup, she is that.
    Pastys, back doors, smashing and all that goodness. :)

    Ahh yeah sarah. Can't forget her.............O wait, I did. sorry sarah.
    We need more female contribution to this thread then.

    Old man westy and scott.
    Don't forget Grandad Ads.

    New job? Where you off to?
    The only girls about my age I see are Navy lot.
    If I ever pick the misses up I only ever see girls ranging from 16 to 24, Not that I'm moaning. Most women that works in lingerie are fit.

    I now have 3 different hair colours, Brown, Ginger and Grey.
    Should we dye are hair? Is that manly thing to do?
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    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member

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    According to my Mrs we are lucky bastards and just look distinguished.

    Wait till your stubble and other bodily hair starts to go grey. :ohmy:

    Great Granddad Paul
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    lol attract.

    Never mate. Grow old gracefully. I want mine to go grey so I can grow it and be like this:

    [​IMG]
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I still look 18, and thus attract 17 year old females.

    AMAZING.
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    And this is why we all hate you!
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Living the dream!

    Also this
    +
    Newquay
    =
    Good times
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :(

    :thumbsup:

    I'm enjoying it while it lasts gentlemen, it won't forever.

    It does have downsides like not being taken seriously at work sometimes....

    But I can live with that for the opportunity of teenage snatchola.
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    Teenage snatch is so full of win...however, MILF snatch is really where its at!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    LOL,

    More like:

    Look 18 + Newquay = the clap + single.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Oooooh and I so agree. The bird I was seeing before my missus was 29 and had a nipper.

    My god what a ride.

    Epic.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Attracting really young birds isn't good, most of them are idiots. You need milf gash with high paid job and likes a dirty bit of rough ;)
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Teen age snatch or older more experianced snatch?
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    My mate went home with some milf after a night out. While he was ploughing into her he looked over at the bedside table and she had a photo of her and her daughter. He said her daughter looked as old as he did (mid 20s) but was well fit. He said he finished off while looking at the daughter lol
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    We need a poll.
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Hero
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    The same mate took another milf back to a friends flat and she put out back door action on a 1 night stand! How dirty is that!
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    That's not dirty...it's just as they should. More than likely it's because she was a bucket and it'd have been like throwing a sausage down the channel tunnel if he went in her vagingo!
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Loosey goosey!
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Possibly, but from what he said, the back wasn't much tighter :whistle2:
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    Outstanding! I'm lost for any other words.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    lol, I don't want to marry them!! Hit it and quit it....
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :lmfao:

    That's the downside....

    She must like a bit of brown if that was the case...

    Fair play :thumbsup:
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I'm off home.
    I'll catch you all later.
    Have fun and have a good weekend.

    Westy, Pm me your mobile number if you want instant price on paint or don't if you can wait for PM. :)

    Bye.
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    See ya dude! Only 15 mins left for me too, wahoooooooooooo
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    There's two types of birds:

    Spray and stay

    or

    Load and leave
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Double Gay! its not even 11 am :(

    ps Have a good weekend!
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    9 minutes to go now gentlemen!!!!! I go get changed at 11:07, walk to the train at 11:17, board the 11:27. Arrive at 12:00, cycle home for about 12:20. bosh!
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    Going to get quiet round here today :sadlike:

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