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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Gti Jazz Blue
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    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member VCDS Map User

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    The car will come later - use the force.

    Nice work - I haven't bought anything that needs that much decorating for a while, I just had to follow round the tradesmen that the previous owner had used to sort out bad workmanship.

    Biggest job I've got this summer is to strip back to bare the gates on the drive and then stain them. Just need to good weekend with decent weather that isn't too hot.

    Keep up the good work Crazy :yes:
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Someone is smoking a nice big fat cigar outside my office, I can smell it...and I quite like it.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Agreed, you won't be prosecuted if you shout 'surprise'...
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I am going to be going for a much smaller version shortly...
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I can feel a Donald Trump approaching! That's early today.
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    It's strange, I've only ever tried smoking twice I think. And yet, I have always quite liked the smell, but never really had any inclination to take it up. I think i'm just too tight to pay. :)

    However, if you want a nice smell...a pipe is truly the way forward.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I used to smoke but packed it in when I was 21 and started playing football. I still have the occaisional cigi when I've had an offensive amount of booze!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    One for today:

    [​IMG]
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    I did a brake one last night, I also did a fairly good job of derailing the V-power thread, but I may have annoyed the new girl :3sadwalk:

    So when you change your vehicle are you changing forum too :( ?
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    It's no wonder you dont get laid mate ;)
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Duh its a pythagorian triple, its 5, doofus
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Sexual tension... it's all part of the plan ;)
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Yeah that's true, you said Audi, but didn't specify! RS3? :) (I bet a bog standard RS3 would be cheaper to run than bumble bee!)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Theres a new girl?
    A proper girl?
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Right i'm off to get paid to drop the kids off at the pool!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    What new girl??
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    It said find x. Not work out what x is.... lol
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I'm going to get a TT 180 Q for my missus to drive about in, and me sometimes, probably fit a K03 hybrid to it and have it mapped for about 270 BHP ish.

    That will do then, I give up with all the additional hassle now...

    Then i am going to buy a Raptor 700R
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Yeah s3mma... lots of people helping her out... lol
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    banter :banghead: must read the question
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    like flys to ****.
    No offence to the helpfully people. :)

    Any pictures? :)
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Isn't that exam rule number one??

    I personally think whoever wrote that deserves full marks.
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    Unlikely!!!!! You won't be able to help yourself :)

    I m quite excited for the pics though. A tt is the kind of car that we secretly all want, but it's a womans car, so buying for the wife/gf/mistress and then we can drive it works well!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Ah ha!! A man who completely understands the situation. You have hit the nail EXACTLY on the head.

    Plus it's a 1.8T and I know them quite well....
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Agreed, someone PM her the link to this thread...
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I don't want a TT.
    Dont think I ever will or ever wanted one.
    Give me a big saloon or avant any day over a little hot sporty version.

    If any one is interested.
    I thought i'd compaire this thread to the misses thread.

    This thread has
    52 pages
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    9 deleted posts

    The misses thread has
    22 pages
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    29 deleted threads

    I'm not sure what that means, may be the fact that we are a bunch of perverts that talks sh!t all day.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    It's the difference in number of views that cracks me up....
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    We only have 1 female contributer (that I can think of) and thats Sandra.
    Not sure more women would be a good thing or not.
    Whould we stop talking so openly about the things we do?
    Would the depravity get any worse or better?
    Would we be lucky and to see pics of hot Audi chicks?
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    But she is from Bolton so will sound like a piss'd up pie muncher.
    No offence Emma but it's true.

    Double spam for breaky. Let's hope it stays down.
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    New PB lads:

    1209 seconds £4.07

    Click on Emma's profile there's a pic in there ;)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I'm lazy and this internet is cack, can I have a link please?
    If I move away from this thread for any more than 5mins I lose track of where the convo is going, ok granted it normally goes down the swanny but I miss some funny lines.

    Damo, Its got to be one of the funnyest acents I know.
    My mate is from Bolton and has a 8 year old daughter. I can't talk him, his wife or kid with out cracking up, making them say words or stare at them with a stupid grin on my face.
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    S3mma has a robot dog with blue eyes...i'd be very wary of her!!!

    Only 1.5 hours left for me (possibly 1, we shall see). And Scott...don't you have a 206gti? :moa:
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Here you go:

    [​IMG]
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    HAHA, she joined less than a month ago and has more friends than some long standing members on here lol.
    Loving the demon eye dogs.

    I find it really entertaining when females join car forums, not that its a girl in to cars or on a forum, thats fine.
    Its the way people react, say, do and so on around them. I might make more out of it than it is but its keeps a smile on my face.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I would just like to set the record straight and say that she requested my friendship not the other way round. She must have realised that I know what i'm doing when it comes to cars ;)
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Does anyone else think there is a striking resembelance to s3girl in that tiny pic?
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Recci'd that the day she joined askin for help. Just can't trust females on here anymore lol.
    Sandip goes round for coffee and tweaks ;)
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    You made a comment about having a reputation - I think that was the trigger myself!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    hour for me. :)

    It was bought cause our Land rover died, so we needed a car quick and my mate was selling this but now I can't sell it.
    The misses wont let me know. I'm stuck with it, so might as well enjoy it.
    I hardly ever drive it and it hardly ever gets driven.

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