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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. ScottD3
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    Damo, I bet you could get a songify 'why are we waiting' song out before Westys. (we being a bit mean to Westy?)

    Hello Dane, Welcome back. :)
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Morning Dane. Cheers, it needs a bit more work to get it fitted tonight.
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    oooh, that's griiiiiiimeyyy! Excellent Westy. Now for Aythree to make his thread.


    Serious talk in the pub? Get out!!!
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    Nice one westy.
    It was worth waiting for.

    How many more tracks do we need before an MP3 album?
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I'll try and do some longer recordings. I've been so busy this week that I only had time to talk to it in peace without feeling like a complete tit for 20 seconds or so.
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Lol PUB FIGHT!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Jesus, you lot got through someserious amounts of posts yesterday!!

    I was at Bill's for a large part of the day changing my subframe, which to be fair would have taken a lot less time had i not spent most of the day chatting away... lol
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    get in you grimy geeeeeza, it's another asn banger haha.... we don't play darts we just talk **** ;) good effort dude.

    Deffo need a thread now...

    Dane step up to the mic dude !
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Did you find the clunk?
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Nope.:(
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    Did it work though?
    Did it sort out your knocking issue?

    Our GTI is going in to the garage again next week to sort out our knocking.
    There is play in the crown/ross wheel or something.
    So getting that replaced and that should solve it. every thing else is solid at the front end.

    EDIT:=- Just read above. That sucks dude. Any thing else?
    Bearings, drive shaft?
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    I'll prepare some material :eyebrows:

    Bad times
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    Ads License to drive

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    Morning pub massive. :puke2::crying:

    Moving on.....
    Westy's in the hooouuussseee with a tuunnne!! :rockwoot:
    You sound as cockney as me mate!

    Don't know if it's my headphones but had to strain to hear all the lyrics, but from what I heard...... its another pub banger!
    Grime'alicious. :happy:
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    Oh marvelous, it seems we are all here today!!! Looks like a day of much random **** will be had then, excellent news.

    Welly, gutted about the knocking. Hope you find it.
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    Ads live!!
    In what sort of state though?

    Get that thread up Ads.

    How many of theses tunes are in MP3 format?
    We need a download option for each. :)
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Cheers dude. I'm only 20 miles North of London so I'm fairly cockney lol

    Here's the lyrics:

    When we go to the pub, we never drink or play darts
    We talk **** and post pics of birds we'd like to tap

    When there's nothing left to do, we'll go and take a poo, and get paid
    then talk about birds we'd like to get laid
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    pure genius.. ;)
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    made it in then dude... you had us worried earlier.

    eta on Scott's anthem??
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    Ads License to drive

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    I'm not too bad. Reckon I'll be all good after a bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes.

    Poetic. :applaus:
    I caught the poo bit and birds getting laid. **** headphones I think.
    Need to get me some Dr Dre ones.

    :laugh: I had myself worried a bit too fella.

    Scott's anthem is gonna have to be done (attempted) tonight I'm afraid. Went straight to a pub (well, bar) after I left this pub yesterday.



    Good show on the songify contributions guys. :anbet:
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    £2.96
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    Ads License to drive

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    I love that we have our own language in here.
    Someone can simply post an amount of money and we all know what it relates too. :lmfao:

    Guys, and correct me if i'm wrong, this is the greatest thread in internet history, no???

    If Carlsberg joined ASN and started a thread this one would be it.
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    Good night then Ads?
    Any pictures or songs?

    Thanks again for doing my song mate. Hope it works. :)

    Nice one westy.
    I wonder how Ads attempt will compare.
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    Yeah it was a pretty good one. A few pints of strongbow, couple of shots of sambuca, a thai meal, and some wine.

    Haha... no pics, no songs either. But I've got an alcohol induced deeeep voice on this morning so if it lasts until lunchtime I might songify it and see what happens.

    I've set aside half an hour before eastenders starts tonight to mix your anthem. :icon_thumright:
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    Well done guys on the songify, the accents are really good, i would put them on my ipod, not sure if i have a favourite though.
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Agreed, never before have so many beautiful things happened in one place.

    I wonder how many people read this and dont post...
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    Sounds like a good night.
    I'm off out tonight for some more birthday drinks and food. Nothing to heavy just couple of drinks with my mate and his misses.
    Not sure where to eat My mate wants an indian, his misses wants a chinese all you can eat and I want I want her to cook the chinese . She an amazing cook but refuses to cook. I'll keep the pressure up I think.

    ooo I got time for my mix
    [​IMG] [​IMG]


    On sad note (Crazy might appreciate this), It was my birthday yesterday and I never got any. None in the morning, none in the afternoon, none in the middle of the night and nothing this morning. That ***** is going down!!


    I found this for Damo
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Good earnings dude. I'm only clocking up pennies ATM :crying:

    Dam straight !
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    I feel your pain brother! Since the wild rampant sex infront of a caravan in Abersnatch i've been left high and dry. I'm beginning to get used to it, which pains me to say :( But shhh, the hot indian girl with big boobs just walked back into the office. I'm finging it herd to tipe propary nuw with wun hand.
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    Respect - nice session, I remember one afterwork session when I worked in Moorgate - straight into the Wine-bar (well we are talking mid 80s here) after work with no food, needless to say I can't remember getting on the tube home at Moorgate, changing at Kings-cross to the correct Hatton Cross train (before the Heathrow extension) the next thing I remember is waking at Houndslow West to realise that I'd missed my stop (South Ealing).
    Ah those were the days - before any of this recommended units **** :(
    Paul
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    No bday shag Scott!!! That's scandalous.
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    Remember those pennies all add up though.
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    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member VCDS Map User

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    Hmmm we are on page 100 on my screen.
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    Mine too.

    100 pages of absolute gold ;)
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    Well there is a fair bit of **** in there recently - be interesting to tot up how much :whistle2: and no I'm not volunteering.
    I have my new IoSafe drive to test and then install in the comms cabinet.

    Paul
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    Mine too,

    Bad times Scott, if it makes you feel any better I didnt get any on birthday either, but then again I didnt have a gf lol
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    I'll short it out, she knows if she makes me wait to long I'll just wait till shes a sleep, tie her down, cover her in baby oil and slippery crazy on her ass (other body parts are avaliable.)

    Picture of the hot indian girl with big boobs please.
    We need more stealth pics of hot women in this thread. :)
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I give up now with the clunk basically.

    I shall be selling it as it is now.

    Just written the advert out which was a little emotional....
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    It sucks mate.
    I just hope I dont get any meetings or fit officer types in work today. I might be wedge under my desk.

    50 pages on my screen.
    Will we reach 5000 posts?

    Whats the count on the misses thread?
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    When you get into bed next to her tonight just start to choke one out. She'll be shocked and ask you why you're beating the meat, you can tell her that you're horny as hell and it's her fault. She'll get the message :)
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    No more bee-*****?

    All because of the clunk?

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