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ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    I'm good with underwear.
    I've worked for La Senza for 2 days. :D

    That was a good bike ride, I really enjoyed that.
    Happy i'm not selling my bike.
     
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    Nope, never had a double, didn't even know it existed!

    Probably good that you don't have salt, they analysed the salt content in a subway sub and they found it has the same amount as NINE packets of ready salted crisps. :scared2:
     
  3. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    You can get double meat on anything, I think it's like an extra £1.50. I had a double meat meatball once - a meatball per mouth full as it should be.

    Yeah low fat subs.... just loads of salt
     
  4. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Try and give that bird double meat later Dane ;)
     
  5. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    :lmfao: if shes takin' I'm givin'
     
  6. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    give her double cheese too!
     
  7. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
     
  8. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    and salt.
     
  9. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    From subways to ejaculation in two easy steps!

    Man we're good - Its amazing there are any threads left on topic...
     
  10. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    we've not even mentioned "foot longs" yet!
     
  11. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    yeah six inches are for pussys...
     
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    A little heads up....

    Do any of you guys do the ordering of IT consumables, stationery, office bits and bobs????
    If so, you should use the online company I use as they away give free gifts all the time.

    They are usually the cheapest and if they're not then they will price match and refund the difference. Free next day delivery too.

    I've just ordered a print toner and got two free vue cinema tickets.
    So far I've had a tomtom, ipod touch, about £500 in vouchers, and flying cow that moos.


    Discount Office Supplies and Office Stationery - Euroffice
     
  13. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    you ordered a new stapler yet?
     
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    I found one in the stationery cupboard and gave it to the b*tch.
     
  15. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    ScottB5...is it your birthday tomorrow?

     
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  16. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    no pics of this *****?

    Any one replaced a grown wheel on a 206 GTI?
    Might have found my knocking and a leak in the AC system.

    any one heard from smudge?
    has he shagged him self to sleep or going by the tag lines, has he tried to eat the wrong man sausage?
     
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    :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

    I f*ckin LOVED that I did!!!


    "Sippin' barcadi like its your birthday!"

    :laugh:
     
  18. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    No fair Im going to have to wait again!
     
  19. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I think smudge got food poisoned from man sausage :)

    Crazy, I'll dig out my headphones and check out your song.
     
  20. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Lol at the subway quotes. Italian bmt on herb with southwest sauce all the way.

    Welly I'm on the outskirts of Blackburn Lancashire dude. Could be a bit of a trek for you But im always up and down this bloody country so we could sort somat. You'll **** a bonnet wrap yourself tbh.

    As for dancing in the mirror... You can't beat doing the old 80's hip hop stylie running man for ****s and giggles ;) kid & play eat Yr heart out.
    Scott just pm'd you back. Will get the info you need soon dude. But for now I need to go back into site and continue arguing with the biggest pain in the ass of a stupid decking female that obviously on the blob and is driving me gbh. Biiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!!!!!

    Also scott, did you cop a feel of Yr sis's pup's ??? Sick I know, but you would ;)
     
  21. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Very good mate. I love it. :)
     
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Well i'm glad you like my present. It's just a shame it gets so ****-erotic towards the end! haha.

    Is it even your birthday tomorrow?
     
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    Was it Scott you were offering to give a rub? :lmfao:
     
  24. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    The pub today has been rather erotic in general,
     
  25. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Thanks mate, appreciate that a lot.
     
  26. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Damo, No I never did but she did offer in a pure educational sense. She's not my rear sister and i've been told it be ok for that reasons. I never did though.

    Crazy, how did you know I liked bicardi?

    My birthday is tomorrow yeah.
    29 years old. The cow of misses keeps rubbing in the fact that she's 5 years younger than me.
     
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  28. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :applaus:
     
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  29. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Massive Win! Well done that man!
     
  30. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    So has there only been 2 songify songs? Come on now people! I've made more than a fool out of myself in wishing my dear friend a happy birthday...and a rub it seems.

    ScottB5...why oh why didn't you educationally feel her boobies? I'm frankly disappointed in you. I take back the birthday song :)
     
  31. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Don't forget a manager of a La Senza store, size 6 and E-F boobs (The size depends on that time of the month. lol).

    She offered at a family furneral, thought its not the best time to do it.
    I really need to feel some fake boobs, the misses wont let me at all but i will find some and good old feel at some point.
     
  32. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Right i've actually got to go and do some work now :(
     
  33. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    [​IMG]
     
  34. crazy88

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    kinky!


    Al fresco sex for me whenst on holiday, it was awesome!
     
  35. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Hi 5.

    I LOVE getting out in the great outdoors. I banged the missus once on the back of my quad outside North Nibley Monument.

    It was very.... well phallic.
     
  36. Gti Jazz Blue

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    Oh yes you can't beat a nice bit of Al fresco sex, cool breeze playing over your todger and sack.
     
  37. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    For reference, here is the North Nibley Monument.

    It's actually called the Tyndale Monument.

    [​IMG]
     
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    First time for me after a failed attempt a few months back. It was on a caravan site, wife declared there was nobody even in any of the caravans, so we got down to it. Just as we finished 3 lads walked past, like 1 minute later! ha. And then a car drove past a few mins after that.

    Oh, and Friday and Bad Boys 1 & 2 were seen on holiday! Great films. The dad in Friday is legendary.
     
  39. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Thats that b1tch put back in her box!!!
    Crazy, win! On the veranda or restraunt table???
    Scott, fail! Why the hell did you not cop a feel you pussy. Even better at a funeral.. One less person to catch you.
     
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    If ever there was a time to use the letters OMG, this is it!
     

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