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  1. ScottD3
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I'm good with underwear.
    I've worked for La Senza for 2 days. :D

    That was a good bike ride, I really enjoyed that.
    Happy i'm not selling my bike.
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    Nope, never had a double, didn't even know it existed!

    Probably good that you don't have salt, they analysed the salt content in a subway sub and they found it has the same amount as NINE packets of ready salted crisps. :scared2:
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    You can get double meat on anything, I think it's like an extra £1.50. I had a double meat meatball once - a meatball per mouth full as it should be.

    Yeah low fat subs.... just loads of salt
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    Try and give that bird double meat later Dane ;)
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    :lmfao: if shes takin' I'm givin'
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    give her double cheese too!
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    and salt.
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    From subways to ejaculation in two easy steps!

    Man we're good - Its amazing there are any threads left on topic...
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    we've not even mentioned "foot longs" yet!
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    A little heads up....

    Do any of you guys do the ordering of IT consumables, stationery, office bits and bobs????
    If so, you should use the online company I use as they away give free gifts all the time.

    They are usually the cheapest and if they're not then they will price match and refund the difference. Free next day delivery too.

    I've just ordered a print toner and got two free vue cinema tickets.
    So far I've had a tomtom, ipod touch, about £500 in vouchers, and flying cow that moos.


    Discount Office Supplies and Office Stationery - Euroffice
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    you ordered a new stapler yet?
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    I found one in the stationery cupboard and gave it to the b*tch.
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    ScottB5...is it your birthday tomorrow?

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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    no pics of this *****?

    Any one replaced a grown wheel on a 206 GTI?
    Might have found my knocking and a leak in the AC system.

    any one heard from smudge?
    has he shagged him self to sleep or going by the tag lines, has he tried to eat the wrong man sausage?
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    :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

    I f*ckin LOVED that I did!!!


    "Sippin' barcadi like its your birthday!"

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    I think smudge got food poisoned from man sausage :)

    Crazy, I'll dig out my headphones and check out your song.
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Lol at the subway quotes. Italian bmt on herb with southwest sauce all the way.

    Welly I'm on the outskirts of Blackburn Lancashire dude. Could be a bit of a trek for you But im always up and down this bloody country so we could sort somat. You'll piss a bonnet wrap yourself tbh.

    As for dancing in the mirror... You can't beat doing the old 80's hip hop stylie running man for ****s and giggles ;) kid & play eat Yr heart out.
    Scott just pm'd you back. Will get the info you need soon dude. But for now I need to go back into site and continue arguing with the biggest pain in the ass of a stupid decking female that obviously on the blob and is driving me gbh. Biiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!!!!!

    Also scott, did you cop a feel of Yr sis's pup's ??? Sick I know, but you would ;)
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    Very good mate. I love it. :)
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    Well i'm glad you like my present. It's just a shame it gets so homo-erotic towards the end! haha.

    Is it even your birthday tomorrow?
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    Was it Scott you were offering to give a rub? :lmfao:
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Thanks mate, appreciate that a lot.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Damo, No I never did but she did offer in a pure educational sense. She's not my rear sister and i've been told it be ok for that reasons. I never did though.

    Crazy, how did you know I liked bicardi?

    My birthday is tomorrow yeah.
    29 years old. The cow of misses keeps rubbing in the fact that she's 5 years younger than me.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :applaus:
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    Massive Win! Well done that man!
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    So has there only been 2 songify songs? Come on now people! I've made more than a fool out of myself in wishing my dear friend a happy birthday...and a rub it seems.

    ScottB5...why oh why didn't you educationally feel her boobies? I'm frankly disappointed in you. I take back the birthday song :)
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    Don't forget a manager of a La Senza store, size 6 and E-F boobs (The size depends on that time of the month. lol).

    She offered at a family furneral, thought its not the best time to do it.
    I really need to feel some fake boobs, the misses wont let me at all but i will find some and good old feel at some point.
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    Right i've actually got to go and do some work now :(
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    kinky!


    Al fresco sex for me whenst on holiday, it was awesome!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Hi 5.

    I LOVE getting out in the great outdoors. I banged the missus once on the back of my quad outside North Nibley Monument.

    It was very.... well phallic.
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    Oh yes you can't beat a nice bit of Al fresco sex, cool breeze playing over your todger and sack.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    For reference, here is the North Nibley Monument.

    It's actually called the Tyndale Monument.

    [​IMG]
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    First time for me after a failed attempt a few months back. It was on a caravan site, wife declared there was nobody even in any of the caravans, so we got down to it. Just as we finished 3 lads walked past, like 1 minute later! ha. And then a car drove past a few mins after that.

    Oh, and Friday and Bad Boys 1 & 2 were seen on holiday! Great films. The dad in Friday is legendary.
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    Thats that b1tch put back in her box!!!
    Crazy, win! On the veranda or restraunt table???
    Scott, fail! Why the hell did you not cop a feel you pussy. Even better at a funeral.. One less person to catch you.
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    If ever there was a time to use the letters OMG, this is it!

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