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ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member VCDS Map User

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    Like this :-
     
  2. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Crazy, scroll up and look for G3's youtube video and down load a app called songify.

    Westy, you want theses calipers back? :p
     
  3. crazy88

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    The first video doesn't work, but I actually have tears in my eyes listening to the second remix song, that is pure quality. It's just a shame that only us who regularly attend the pub will find it so funny. Did you make that? It's the greatest song ever whoever made it.

    Songify is about to get downloaded.
     
  4. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Crazy who??
     
  5. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    You've never done them?? lol
     
  6. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    That sounds cool!

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Ads

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    Did it at the weekend when waiting for my missus to finish her shopping.

    Make sure you post yours TODAY! I wanna hear one in a yorkshire accent! :laugh:
     
  8. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member VCDS Map User

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    This one is a comparison of stock to MillTek non-res
     
  9. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    ......or else! :angrymod:
     
  10. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Welly, we need this app for android.
    I can't find one. Help me search.
     
  11. Sandra

    Sandra Moderator Staff Member Administrator Moderator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter

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    Personally no scott, guy has to be the same height or taller.
     
  12. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    :bye:
     
  13. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    £3.19 :Flush:
     
  14. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Lol, I was wondering where you'd gone
     
  15. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    You lot get paid too much
     
  16. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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  17. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Holiday in abersnatch. It's MILF central that place!!!
     
  18. Ads

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    My turn! My turn!

    :undwech:
     
  19. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    :lmfao:
     
  20. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Its seems ok, for a diesel. :)
    I dont think they will ever sound as nice as a petrol car.

    You could have done your song in that time.
     
  21. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    if you have a car that has no tax, mot or insurance, not sorn it but you jack the car up and have the car off the ground being suported by axle stands.
    Does it still need the above?
     
  22. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    It needs some proper rehersing mate. Anyway I was too busy playing Contract Killer ;)
     
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    A live on location report:

    Toilets are pretty quiet today. Can hear someone farting in cubicle next door, sounds wet.

    I'm now looking at the amount of bog paper left on the roll. Not as much as I hoped for. Feeling a little anxious about whether it'll be enough to do the job.

    Sounds like cleaner has just entered the room. Gonna have to stay in here until she's gone now. I always feel embarrassed about leaving a bog when i've obviously done a number 2 and there is someone outside.
     
  24. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Now that is a very interesting question.

    For example, I truly believe that, if you have Sky, and don't have an aerial, and can prove that you don't use DTV, then you shouldn't have to pay a TV licence as the subscription to Sky actually covers that.
     
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    Legs are tingling.
     
  26. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Same here.
    I hate it. I have to stop and wait for them to leave.
    Thats why I all ways use the disabled loos.
    I can relax, take my time and there is enough room for a quick break dancing routen. (not that I can dance)
     
  27. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    How much did you earn?
     
  28. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    I'm not sure that works any more cause of live TV on the internet, you will all ways need a TV license.
    So no way to get away from it unless you have no TV and no Internet.

    Interesting TV licence fact, if you have a TV in your car and one in your house, your TV licence will only cover 1 TV at the time.
    so if your in your car watching TV and the misses is at home watching TV, you need two licences.

    I've heard thats cause our G-spot is up our ass.
     
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    £3.68

    I reckon a good £2 of that was earned waiting for Hilda to vacate the toilets though.

    :lmfao: :lmfao:
     
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    This is actually SO funny to me!

    Who has actually danced in your work toilets in front of the mirror???

    I've danced, shadow boxed, and done a bit of karate (including flying kick).

    What have you lot done??
     
  31. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    A3 I think you're actually mental lol

    I have been caught with my crutch under the hand dryer drying off the splash back on my trousers!
     
  32. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    LOL, that just happened to me, even though I only went for a slash...
     
  33. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Yeah slash splash back. Grey trousers are a magnet for it.
     
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    :laugh: :laugh: :lmfao: :happy:

    And you call me mental! Haha.

    I'd loved to have seen the look on your face when you got caught doing that.

    [​IMG]
     
  35. Gti Jazz Blue

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    Well at least it isn't a drip - yet :(
     
  36. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    I just stare intensively in my eyes wondering if i can see my own sole.
    I use to try out different walks but worked out that none of them suited me, so I stuck with the one I was born with.
    I did once attempted to see if I can see my self in the mirror at the same as sat on the loo.
    I fell off the loo!!

    Any one reinacted Silent of the lambs?
     
  37. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    It was similar to that. I tried to style it out and pretended I was washing my hands ;)
     
  38. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member VCDS Map User

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    I know - that is about as close as it will ever be - still miss booting my Golf IV GTi through tunnels. Prefer the fuel bills with the A3 though.
     
  39. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Worse drips are when you go comando with very light and thing cover trousers.
    Looks like you proper pissed your self.
     
  40. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Thats one reason why i'm keeping the GTI.
     

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