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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Nice one Dane. Love the mk2's, used to have one in oak green. A mate was in the unit last night with his vento 16v steam cleaning interior while we where sanding the walls. Came in blue went out White haha he not impressed.

    Aythree kick her in the fanny!
     
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    When I pull my foot back out I'd probably find she's borrowed my shoe!
     
  4. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Yeah it is pretty rude boy.

    Once I get my s3 back Im gonna use the mk2 to learn from. Detail her properly get the body work in good order maybe some bbs rms. Strip the engine sort out any rust, start doing the 1.8t, get confused and give it to Bill lol.
     
  5. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    lol, I like your optimism Dane.

    That's exactly the thing I want to do. I'm already becoming fairly competent with the spanners and with a cheap car that I wont be in a rush to do it'll be a great oppertunity to learn.
     
  6. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    I need to learn my way around the engine bay.... Not got a fookin clue. My bro is a mechanic so he used to do all my engine mods. Haven't spoke to the cock in 2 yrs though so I'm back to having my pants pulled down. :asskicking:
     
  7. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Ahhh Brotherly love!
     
  8. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    I wont be alone my friend is pretty jealous and wants in for half which is sweet. Plus he knows a lot more than me but not so much that it would be useless for him. So he can show me the basics and we can learn the hard stuff together lol.

    Plus I spend £400 on my s3 in a heartbeat but this time I have a whole new car!
     
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    I'm guess no one else could get on to the site for the past hour or so too?

    I managed to squeeze in (out) a £3.71 break.
     
  10. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Amazing or not, I've been busy doing desk moves and laptop hand outs.
    amazingly boring **** job but its something.

    No poo for me so far or yesterday.
    I did pee this morning.
     
  11. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I had to do an hours solid work due to the ASN down time :motz:
     
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    Same here. I feel a bit faint now.
     
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    Off to Station-X tomorrow, I've wanted to go there for a while, so I'm driving up there tomorrow with my Step-Father and family friend that is over from Majorca.

    I chose a Thursday to visit as the National Museum of Computing is open in the afternoon. Going to see how many of the exhibits I have used :unsure:, may even be a few that I have actually worked on :sadlike:.

    My Step-Father is going to bring his disabled badge - so I should get a nice wide parking space for the car :yahoo:.

    Paul
     
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    Excuse my ignorance, but what is Station X??
    Sounds like a late night cable channel I used to watch.
     
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    So I'm just back from lunch and I've bought a suit because the girl who works in the shop is well fit.

    Before she came to help me I was 20/80 in favour of not buying it.
    5 mins of looking and speaking to her I'm £200 lighter.

    I'll leave it a couple of days and then go back for a refund, and I'll get to see her again. :tocktock:

    I think she fancies me.
    But then again I'm that guy in a strip club who thinks the stipper who's working the room to get men to spend money fancies me. :blush:
     
  16. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    You just got played!
     
  17. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Big time!

    But the memories of the boobies make it worth it. :yes:
     
  19. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Yeah but £200 and not even a nosh!
     
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    All the girls in a strip club wanna take me home, but i just have to politely decline






























































































    And then i wake up :unsure:
     
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    Bletchley Park otherwise known as Station-X where they did the code-breaking during the second world war.

    Paul
     
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    ....yet. :eyebrows:
     
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    So far my stapler has been nicked three times today.

    I'm going to get it back now.
     
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    There's no F*CKING staples left in it!!!!! :keule::banghead: :mad:
     
  27. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    "Can you smell what the rock is cooking?"

    [​IMG]

    Time to lay the smack down dude. Get her in a figure of 4 leg lock
     
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    That's too soft. She's getting nothing less than a DDT!
     
  29. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Aythree: Sorry um whats your name again?

    Girl: (sighs) it'

    Aythree (interupts): IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

     
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Time for an afternoon Donald Trump! I'll start the calculator ;)
     
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    Enjoy! Let us know how you get on.
     
  32. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    I love this thread.
    Its so random.

    Aythree getting played, staple nicked and something to do with stippers and westy going to the loo.

    Nice.


    I was trolling through out file servers and found some fully naked pictures of my bosses GF in there.
    Now the question is, do I delete them, take them home, leave them alone or all of the above?
     
  33. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    £2.73

    Scott, post them up here and we'll decide what you should do with them ;)

    Personally though I'd keep a copy incase you need some leverage at any point.........
     
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    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Pics or it never happened.
     
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    I'll have to do it tomorrow.
    I need to copy them to my phone, Upload to photobucket and then post them on here.
    After I've done some black line editing to remove Face, Clunge and Boobs.
     
  37. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Of what? My Danny La Rue?

    I can assure you it happened :)
     
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    I'll give it miss this time if you don't mind. :laugh:

    Remove the face, clunge and boobs for posting in da pub... yes.

    But removing the clunge and Boobs for PM purposes.... nope.

    We'll have both please.
     
  39. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    HAHA.
    I'll sort something out tomorrow morning the best I can with my phone with out getting caught.

    Email address will be needed for unedited pics.
     
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    Let us know when you're ready and I'll send you all 8 of my email addys just to be sure I receive it! ;)
     
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