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ASN Caption Competition Part Deux!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DriveByShooters, Jun 27, 2010.

  1. DriveByShooters
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    DriveByShooters Editor Audi-Sport.Net Magazine

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    [Jun 27, 2010]
    Ok, same rules apply.......no prizes but accolade up for grabs!

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    [Jun 27, 2010]
    Hands up if you are gay!
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    guys!...Guys!...GUYS.....can somebody help me, i've got my manhood trapped in the alternator pulley!
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    I'm gettin out of here whilst they're not looking!!!!!
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    [Jun 27, 2010]
    Sh!t!, Calvin's taking pics, I better hide!!
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    [Jun 27, 2010]
    Ok, hands up whose idea was it to wear jeans on the hottest day of the year?
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    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    ooh ooh me me me,,,,i found out where the oil goes!!
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    [Jun 27, 2010]
    OK, we've ran out of toilet paper!
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    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    [Jun 27, 2010]
    "ok... try now" No........... ahh well at least its shiney!


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    AUdi breakers....

    Isle 4, rack 318.. :respekt:
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    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)

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    [Jun 28, 2010]
    Brown nosing a thing of the past......its all about the Brown hand now...pphhheeewwww!!!!
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    [Jun 28, 2010]
    Dave's "comedy" front bumper mascot seemed awfully life-like.....

    The other's weren't too impressed
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    [Jun 28, 2010]
    My reasoning was the burnt legs from the day before.LOL

    "Hands up if you own a PROPER quattro "
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    Former Addam's Family star, 'Thing', makes guest appearance at Audi Meet!
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    [Jun 28, 2010]
    "If I write 318 on the window and pretend its a 3 series do you think I can get into the BMW beer tent?"
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    [Jun 28, 2010]
    "See that on your tee shirt, my knob is that shape"
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    "Nothing can stop.... the CLAWWW!!!"
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    [Jun 28, 2010]
    "So Jaap, did you ever regret leaving Man U??"
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    [Jun 28, 2010]
    " 'kin 'ell lads, you could've told me Primark were doing a buy one get one free on black t-shirts."
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    It's alright, i have saved you one....LMAO
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    new to audi... BE driver at last!

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    [Jun 28, 2010]
    Finding the portaloos full, he went behind the bonnet then..."anyone got any paper?!" came the call
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    [Jun 28, 2010]
    "I sh*t you not mate... there is a whole load of giant Broccoli behind you!"
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    "What do you mean you 'lost' the engine?"
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    [Jun 28, 2010]
    Audi owner left furious as Banksy moves into car art.
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    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    hahahaha thats crack up!
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    CMD Pointing Forward's!!!!!!!!!

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    [Jun 28, 2010]
    This cheeky bugger didn't pay to get in .... Can i come out now
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    Concour judge puts his hand up and says found some
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