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ASN Caption Competition Part Deux!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DriveByShooters, Jun 27, 2010.

  1. DriveByShooters

    DriveByShooters Editor Audi-Sport.Net Magazine

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    Ok, same rules apply.......no prizes but accolade up for grabs!

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    Hands up if you are gay!
     
  4. DriveByShooters

    DriveByShooters Editor Audi-Sport.Net Magazine

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    guys!...Guys!...GUYS.....can somebody help me, i've got my manhood trapped in the alternator pulley!
     
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    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid
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    I'm gettin out of here whilst they're not looking!!!!!
     
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    Sh!t!, Calvin's taking pics, I better hide!!
     
  7. DriveByShooters

    DriveByShooters Editor Audi-Sport.Net Magazine

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    Ok, hands up whose idea was it to wear jeans on the hottest day of the year?
     
  8. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    ooh ooh me me me,,,,i found out where the oil goes!!
     
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    OK, we've ran out of toilet paper!
     
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    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    "ok... try now" No........... ahh well at least its shiney!


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    AUdi breakers....

    Isle 4, rack 318.. :respekt:
     
  11. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)

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    Brown nosing a thing of the past......its all about the Brown hand now...pphhheeewwww!!!!
     
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    Dave's "comedy" front bumper mascot seemed awfully life-like.....

    The other's weren't too impressed
     
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    My reasoning was the burnt legs from the day before.LOL

    "Hands up if you own a PROPER quattro "
     
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    Former Addam's Family star, 'Thing', makes guest appearance at Audi Meet!
     
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    sidibear Looking for Zombies !!
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    "If I write 318 on the window and pretend its a 3 series do you think I can get into the BMW beer tent?"
     
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    "See that on your tee shirt, my knob is that shape"
     
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    It's alright, i have saved you one....LMAO
     
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    new to audi... BE driver at last!

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    Finding the portaloos full, he went behind the bonnet then..."anyone got any paper?!" came the call
     
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    Audi owner left furious as Banksy moves into car art.
     
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    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    hahahaha thats crack up!
     
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    CMD Pointing Forward's!!!!!!!!!

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    This cheeky bugger didn't pay to get in .... Can i come out now
     
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    Concour judge puts his hand up and says found some
     

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