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ASN Caption Competition Part Deux!

DriveByShooters Jun 27, 2010

  1. DriveByShooters

    DriveByShooters Editor Audi-Sport.Net Magazine

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    Ok, same rules apply.......no prizes but accolade up for grabs!

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  2. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona quattro Audi S3 Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Hands up if you are gay!
     
  3. DriveByShooters

    DriveByShooters Editor Audi-Sport.Net Magazine

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    guys!...Guys!...GUYS.....can somebody help me, i've got my manhood trapped in the alternator pulley!
     
  4. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    I'm gettin out of here whilst they're not looking!!!!!
     
  5. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona quattro Audi S3 Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Sh!t!, Calvin's taking pics, I better hide!!
     
  6. DriveByShooters

    DriveByShooters Editor Audi-Sport.Net Magazine

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    Ok, hands up whose idea was it to wear jeans on the hottest day of the year?
     
  7. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    ooh ooh me me me,,,,i found out where the oil goes!!
     
  8. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona quattro Audi S3 Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    OK, we've ran out of toilet paper!
     
  9. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    "ok... try now" No........... ahh well at least its shiney!


    or

    AUdi breakers....

    Isle 4, rack 318.. :respekt:
     
  10. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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    Brown nosing a thing of the past......its all about the Brown hand now...pphhheeewwww!!!!
     
  11. smudge_don

    smudge_don Active Member

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    Dave's "comedy" front bumper mascot seemed awfully life-like.....

    The other's weren't too impressed
     
  12. Broken Byzan

    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User quattro Audi A4

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    My reasoning was the burnt legs from the day before.LOL

    "Hands up if you own a PROPER quattro "
     
  13. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    Former Addam's Family star, 'Thing', makes guest appearance at Audi Meet!
     
  14. sidibear

    sidibear Looking for Zombies !! Staff Member Moderator Audi A4

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    "If I write 318 on the window and pretend its a 3 series do you think I can get into the BMW beer tent?"
     
  15. sidibear

    sidibear Looking for Zombies !! Staff Member Moderator Audi A4

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    "See that on your tee shirt, my knob is that shape"
     
  16. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    "Nothing can stop.... the CLAWWW!!!"
     
  17. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    "So Jaap, did you ever regret leaving Man U??"
     
  18. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    " 'kin 'ell lads, you could've told me Primark were doing a buy one get one free on black t-shirts."
     
  19. Broken Byzan

    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User quattro Audi A4

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    It's alright, i have saved you one....LMAO
     
  20. new to audi...

    new to audi... BE driver at last!

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    Finding the portaloos full, he went behind the bonnet then..."anyone got any paper?!" came the call
     
  21. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    "I sh*t you not mate... there is a whole load of giant Broccoli behind you!"
     
  22. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    "What do you mean you 'lost' the engine?"
     
  23. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    Audi owner left furious as Banksy moves into car art.
     
  24. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    "You blinked!!! I win!!"
     
  25. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    hahahaha thats crack up!
     
  26. CMD

    CMD Pointing Forward's!!!!!!!!!

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    This cheeky bugger didn't pay to get in .... Can i come out now
     
  27. tazzy baby

    tazzy baby Welsh & Proud

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    Concour judge puts his hand up and says found some
     

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