Ive learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. Ive learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. Ive learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. Ive learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, youd better have a big willy or huge boobs. Ive learned that you shouldnt compare yourself to others theyre more screwed up than you think. Ive learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think youre finished. Ive learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. Ive learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place! Ive learned that 99% of the time when something isnt working in your house, one of your kids did it. Ive learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. Pass this along to [ ] friends.. trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen. If not.. tough ****.